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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Forty-Nine

Monday, December 19, 2005

The average River thinks about sex every 30 seconds . . .

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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Forty Nine

DELTA TEAM -50:21

Simon had had a busy few hours. When Beta Team arrived they had come in with wounded – nearly everyone on the team had been hurt in some way, but two men were particularly bad off – crushing wounds and broken bones, mostly. Lots of bruising. It took him two hours to get them tended to and stabilized, attach monitors and get them sedated. Just as he was finishing up, two more came in from Alpha Team with relatively minor shrapnel wounds. Even Zoe had a cut across her left temple from a near miss. It took another hour an a half of work to patch them up and administer medication.

Hsang was an excellent assistant, and seemed to be always at his elbow with exactly the proper instrument or bandage. It had been so long since Simon had worked with competent support people that he felt, for the moment, like a professional surgeon again, and not a glorified medic working in an antique store. Hsang had been a first-rate field medic during the war, and knew a great deal about treating trauma.

Simon had to admit – to himself – that he had seen a wealth of trauma in the last few months, far more than he’d ever seen on Osiris. And the really good stuff, too: gunshot wounds, stab wounds, burns, all sorts of good stuff. On a busy Saturday night in Capitol City they had to wait for the inevitable crash, or the rare gang-fight in the blackout zones. Industrial accidents and the ubiquitous stupidity that led people to unintentionally harm themselves – sometimes in spectacularly stupid ways – were a highlight. But in general the wounds that came in were boring.

Not on Serenity, though – say what you would about the protein resequencer, the homicidal crew and the mentally unstable Captain, but in terms of trauma surgery, this ship was a gold mine. While the compassionate human being side in him hated the pain and suffering, the pure technical genius surgeon that had been spawned in Medical School and carefully nurtured in surgical resi

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Monday, 19 December 2005 17:47
Just to prove how gorram prescient I am:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4535190.stm

Hope everyone is enjoying the ride. Comments rule!

StA
SALAMANDER
Monday, 19 December 2005 18:41
Yay new chapter!!

Is it sad to admit I checked three times today for an update?

Looking forward to River and a rescue attempt, suspect it will be interesting to say the least.

Salamander
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 19 December 2005 18:54
Once again, I'm impressed., I think the only reason why someone wouldn't mistake your writing for Joss himself is the fluid sci-fi elements added at every turn, usually without calling to much attention to it. Other than that (which is a definate plus), this reads like it was written by Joss. Great characterization, cool character insights and plenty of tension to be had. Bounty hunters to the left, Zealots to the right. I'm falling off my seat here!

As a personal note, I really hope the Bounty Hunters realize how wrong they are about the Tams before they get wiped out *crosses fingers*
Monday, 19 December 2005 19:35
Enjoying this very much and I just *love* the way you have written River! Kudos, Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 19 December 2005 19:57
Oh good lord that was wonderful, you do a great River.
Monday, 19 December 2005 22:39
Heh. Some insights into the crew I'd reeeeaaaally rather not have had, I think ;)

And those bounty hunter guys. Their self-deception continues to be the funniest thing I've read in ages :)

The "evil bastard's thoughts" bit is a work of genius :D

More, more!!
Monday, 19 December 2005 23:28
More evidence of River's genius

"It had some socks, some clean underwear, a drawing tablet, a radio, a canteen and four recently-looted thirty-year old chocolate bars. And her harmonica."

*Always* bring extra socks.





ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 20 December 2005 01:08
The bounty hunters' mildly deranged view of Simon continues to crack me up ^^ Evil mastermind my foot!
Tuesday, 20 December 2005 03:46
Sociopathic maniacal intellectuals with motion sickness - the worst kind of evil. ;P

I checked out your link, and that thing about the mammoth is just gorram freaky. Now I'm thinking you're some kind of omniscient super-being. Should I be building a temple of some sort?
CUB
Tuesday, 20 December 2005 09:01
River's sexual analysis of the crew was fascinating. I found it funny that she was frightened of exploring Jayne or Book's sexuality, particularly considering some of the morose things blurted out in the past.

Let's see... the finer points of draining the human body of blood? Or Jayne's appetites? I'll take the blood.
Friday, 23 December 2005 22:19
She had even donned boots for the occasion.

wow, now that IS special...and really, exploring your brother's sexual subconcious, river? there are no words to describe how gross the idea is *grins* funny, though

b
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 12 January 2006 18:42
I love the fact that they're running around with totally the wrong idea. They took all the information, but because they didn't know about the map made the completely incorrect assumptions.

Evil mastermind my ass

love the story
Monday, 16 January 2006 22:50
"This Dr. Simon Tam was every awful adventure serials’ worst stereotype of the evil genius come true, a character from fiction made real."

ROFLMAO! I wish Simon could hear that... Shotgun Tam indeed!

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