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Ending Serenity1: Parody

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Just a little break from my normal fan-fiction. This satire is a look at what could have happened had the BDM sequels to Serenity continued. This fan-fiction was constructed out of pure love for the show, and pokes fun at almost every aspect. Writing, cast & crew. No offense is intended and I hope that none is delivered. Also I hope to turn every thing sacred to FF & Serenity on it’s ear! Hope you enjoy!…..BPZ

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Ending Serenity

************** Killing Off The Crew *************

Joss Whedon climbed into the back seat of the huge, black limo on his way to the movie studio for the last day of shooting his film. He found himself in a dilemma. Of course when did the creator of Firefly, Buffy, Angel, and the Serenity sequels not find himself in one?

It seemed to be hilarious poetry, but since his first movie “ Serenity” Joss had been challenged to find alternate studios to continue his story each time he wanted to created a movie sequel. He’d started with Universal, then had gone to Paramount, then Columbia, then Warner Bros. and now ironically he’d ended back at FOX studios. There had been a Serenity 2, 3, and 4, and now the final, “Ending Serenity” sequel 5 was near completion, and would be in theaters at Christmas 2012.

FOX was all about “Ending Serenity” . They’d never admitted to their mistake for canceling the show after the first season, even when dvd sales hit the roof. They said it was about money and how Firefly had not generated financial success, but after the season one box-set reached record sales on Amazon, and was making tons of cash, there came a question. Should they restart the series or save-face? They chose to save-face, which proved that it wasn’t about money after all.

Anyway, like was mentioned, FOX was well invested when it came to “Ending Serenity” sequel #5 , and although Joss had, had a good laugh, as always FOX got the final one. They had told him to rewrite the ending to Serenity 5.

Now, Whedon had already written the ending to his final movie, but again he was being forced to create a new one. He had no idea how he was going to do it. This was the dilemma the creative genius of Firefly found himself in.

Since Serenity 1, Joss had set a pattern and followed that pattern all the way to Serenity 5. With each sequel he had killed off two of the cast members until he’d finally ended up with just the Captain. How was he to end Mal?

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Comments
BREWSTER
Saturday, 29 October 2011 15:38
Parody?

When it comes to Fox, I'd believe every word...
Sunday, 30 October 2011 03:05
The idea that Joss killed off a couple of characters in every movie sequel had me laughing! And then there's the joke that Joss actually told Nathan Fillion--when he asked what were the first and last lines of the script--apparently Joss gave him the real first line, then told him the last line was, "Funny how Mal died in the first act." I also laughed about Joss having to shop the sequels around to all the major studios, ending back at @#$% Fox after all that time. "FOX was all about “Ending Serenity” ." Oh how unfortunately true. And I liked how they were demanding that Joss re-write everything. The best parody is that which is all too true...
Sunday, 30 October 2011 22:09
Howdy Brewster & ebfiddler!

Glad that you liked my Halloween Special! Yes Joss is a great writer & FOX is the scum of the earth. I agree. Sorry if I offended anyone with how I feel, I just can’t help thinking it’s true.

Anyway, yeah, Joss is a genius when it comes to scripting stories. Adventures that tug at our hearts! I give the man an A+ for his efforts. Still, it aggravates me about Wash & Book (Alan & Ron) in the BDM, so I decided……why not kill off the entire crew?

I saw a picture on here once, Alan Tudyk sporting a big button at a comic-con. There was a picture of Wash and Shepherd Book on it, it read: “JOSS, YOU BASTARD”…..lol. Wish I had kept that picture, sadly I didn‘t.

Anyway, I’m trying to keep up with all the fan-fic. My back-log is overwhelming. I’m up to date on most of yours EB, & Brewster, I’m lagging behind, but I’m getting there. GREAT stories from each of you. You and others are definitely keeping the verse alive for me! Keep writing!!!!

WE HOLD, BPZ

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