Tucker & Dale vs. The Mars Girlz 4

( Let’s Make a Deal )

Cast of players:

Tucker Trenton- Alan Tudyk

Dale Dobson-Tyler Labine

Dr.Rita Scales- Christina Hendricks

Renée Summers (alien actress1)- Kim Kardashian

Peter Owen ( Writer/Director/Producer of Aliens aren’t Serene)- Ben Stiller

Zoë Beckett (alien actress2)- Paris Hilton

Claudia Jewel (alien actress3)- Allison Scarlatti (WH13)

Percy Thibodeaux- Nick Nolte

Marshal Tucker- Jupiter auto mechanic

Gable Tucker- Marshal’s son

Victor Reynolds- Nathan Fillion

Bryan Scully-Props guys & set director

ACT 4

________________________________________________________________________

Tucker Trenton had just finished his lunch with Doctor Rita Scales. They had talked about a lot of things and they had talked about nothing at all. Rita used her car to drive Trenton down to Marshal Tucker’s gas station and garage.

“Nice making you acquaintance Mr. Trenton.” She offered her hand.

“ Likewise Miss Scales.” Tucker said. Then he crossed the street to the mechanic’s shop.

Bryan Scully was standing outside Marshal’s Garage. Bryan was a props guy for Peter Owen and was in the process of making a deal to purchase a sign from gas station owner. He had noticed Marshal’s sign which was displayed outside the business. It was supposed to read:

UNLEADED

FUEL,

OIL CHANGE & CUSTOMER

SERVICE

HERE

Now, after many years and the harsh, damp weather conditions of bayou country, most of the letters on the sign were faded beyond recognition so that it read:

U

F

O

SERVICE

HERE

Which made it humorously perfect for the town of Jupiter2.

“ I’ll have a fresh one painted for you after we finish production.” Bryan promised the gas station owner.

Tucker didn’t know what they were talking about. He really didn’t care, he just wanted his vehicle and wanted to head back to camp and his friend Dale.

“ Well, there’s a problem.” Marshal told Tucker. “ Your battry’s gone dead.”

Tucker couldn’t believe his run of bad luck.

“ I’ll send Gable i