Tucker & Dale vs. The Mars Girlz 3

(Alien Abduction)

Cast of players:

Tucker Trenton- Alan Tudyk

Dale Dobson-Tyler

Dr.Rita Scales- Christina Hendricks

Renée Summers (alien actress1)- Kim Kardashian

Peter Owen ( Writer/Director/Producer of Aliens aren’t Serene)- Ben Stiller

Zoë Beckett (alien actress2)- Paris Hilton

Claudia Jewel (alien actress3)- Allison Scagliotti

Percy Thibodeaux- Nick Nolte

Marshal Tucker- Jupiter auto mechanic

Gable Tucker- Marshal’s son

Victor Reynolds- Nathan Fillion

ACT 3

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Dale Dobson, country hillbilly visiting the backwater bayous of Louisiana had come to the conclusion that his friend and buddy, Tucker Trenton, had been abducted by space aliens.

“ Poor Tucker!” He began to whine. “ He’s probably got one of those long needle things stuck up one of his bodily orifices right now.”

Dale wiped a tear from his eye.

“ Well ‘ol buddy…….I won’t let you down!” He climbed into his boat and headed back toward Widow’s Cove.

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Renée Summers and Zoë Beckett had just finished blowing up the rest of the alien dolls and found that these were Ok. None of them seemed to have any air leaks and they all looked to be in pretty good shape.

“ What about those two?” Zoë asked her fellow actress. She pointed at the two un-inflated alien dolls that remained outside next to the cedar stump.

“ Just leave them there. I’ll tell Peter about them when I head back into town for lunch…..which may be just about…..” Renée looked at her watch, “ ..now.”

She looked over at her fellow actress, “ Are you ready to go?”

“ Don’t think I’m in the mood for lunch right now,” Zoë informed her, “ Had a late breakfast. Just think I’ll sit outside and soak up some southern sunshine while you’re gone. Oh, check and see if Adam or Jack have arrive when you get back will you?”

Renée smiled, “ Sure.”

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