Tucker & Dale vs. The Mars Girlz

(Swampbillies)

Cast of players:

Tucker Trenton- Alan Tudyk

Dale Dobson-Tyler Labine

Dr.Rita Scales- Christina Hendricks

Renée Summers (alien actress1)- Kim Kardashian

Peter Owen ( Writer/Director/Producer of Aliens aren’t Serene)- Ben Stiller

Zoë Beckett (alien actress2)- Paris Hilton

Claudia Jewel (alien actress3)- Allison Scarlatti (WH13)

Percy Thibodeaux- Nick Nolte

Marshal Tucker- Jupiter auto mechanic

Gable Tucker- Marshal’s son

Victor Reynolds- Nathan Fillion

ACT 2

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Dale Dobson had just witnessed something incredible! The most incredible thing he’d ever seen! Creatures from outer space! He couldn’t wait to get back to shore and tell his friend Tucker, he had to call him at that very moment. He reached down into his pants pocket and pulled out his cell phone. He pushed speed dial and waited for his friend to pick up, he didn’t get an answer. These backwater cell communications sometimes didn’t work well out in the marshes of Louisiana. He would have to wait till he got back to shore.

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Tucker Trenton had awaken that morning in so much pain from the ant bites that plagued his body that he could hardly stand it. He also discovered that his friend Dale was gone. Well, the ant stings were something that couldn’t wait. Tucker and insect bites didn’t get along well. He, on more than one occasion had, had allergic reactions to bug stings. He decided to take his truck and make a trip to the nearby town of Jupiter. Maybe they had a clinic or a doctor’s office. Somewhere he could get relief from his hurts.

Heading north on the lonely dirt road that led away from their campsite Tucker decided to give his friend Dale a call to let him know what he was doing. He pulled his water soaked phone from his pocket and cursed himself for not thinking to dry it.

“ Dang I hope it still works!”

He p