Tucker & Dale vs. The Mars Girlz

(Tucker & Dale, the BDSequel)

Cast of players:

Tucker Trenton- Alan Tudyk

Dale Dobson-Tyler Labine

Renée Summers (alien actress1)- Kim Kardashian

Peter Owen ( Writer/Director/Producer of Aliens Aren’t Serene)- Ben Stiller

ACT 1

Renée Summers put her lips to the stem that stuck out of the silver rubbery materiel. She took in a deep breath and began to blow slowly into the tube.

A girl will do a lot to break into show-business sometimes, she knew, especially movies, even to the point of helping out with film props. She blew, and a warm gust of air exited her lungs and entered the plastic inflatable doll that the actress was attempting to blow up. She watched as the thing began to expand. Well, it wasn’t really a doll, it was an inflatable alien made of formed constructed latex. Once filled with air the creature would stand about 4 foot 2 inches, have a big oval head with large, dark almond shaped eyes, with a grayish exterior to it. Your typical alien image.

Owen had gotten the F/X team to fabricated six of them for the movie he was starting to film down in Jupiter, Louisiana.

“ Aliens Aren’t Serene”, was a low budget B-movie and the brainchild of one, Peter Owen. A writer/scripter/ director/ Co-Producer, trying to make his way onto the “Hollywood” scene. Funny, because this particular venture of Peter’s was nowhere near Tinseltown California.

“Aliens Aren’t Serene” was Peter’s 3rd attempt at movie making, and by far his most involved. He had acquired the funding for making the low budget horror/comedy/thrill seeker, from a couple of wealthy business people trying to make a niche in the movie industry. Owen had gotten the legal permission for doing the film as part of a movie deal from Eden Rock & Urban Island studios. It was to fall in line with a group of movie sequels, about a couple of backwater hillbillies residing in the Louisiana marsh territory and living the life of unpredictable adventure. Swampbillies, would likely be a better name for his