FMF's LIMERICKS - the next thread

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, August 14, 2006 11:52 PM

I seem to have started a thread
firefly limericks will dance in my head
So give it your best shot
A pro I am not
I will spout them even once I am dead

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, August 14, 2006 11:58 PM

They said she was Our Mrs Reynolds
the story of her "life" soon unfolds
but it was all a trick
she stole the ship somethiing quick
and left mal with a bump on the noggin

OK so it dont rhyme!

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 12:20 AM

I'll try to try to do anything once{hey I'm honest}
never wrote a limrick before, atleast not that I can remember-- so here it goes---

I'm out of gas
and I'm out of luck
those guy's at fox
they sure do suck
I don't care
I'm still free
cause you CAN'T
TAKE MY SERENITY

TRAVELER

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:12 AM

FutureMrsFillion:

I should have known you would be first
Now we have two threads to quench our thirst
This could get rough
Put people in a huff
Are two limerick threads better or worst

Traveler

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:36 AM

A love story is what I'll be tellin
there'll be fightin and kisses and yellin
there are nine on the ship
out for a wild crazy trip
their cargo out for the sellin

They had River under Locks
Til Simon took her and put her in a box
The search was on
for their expereiment was gone
Simon is new to the school of hard knocks

You flying with us said Kaylee
I am afraid though this ride it aint free
But Book brought along
Strawberries, story and song
and took a ride in a Firefly aught three

Now comes the rotten old fed
Who Malcolm will shoot in the head
He started a melee
then he shot Kaylee
Its ok now because he is dead

Inara I haven't forgotten
Malcolm treated her rotten
Her feelings were hurt
her response was quite kurt
Do you think her sheets are of cotton?

But I digress, lets get on with the story
From this point things get quite gory
I am afraid that its true
Two by Two hands of blue
continue reading for news there is more-y

Mal had taken a job for some looting
To Badger he took it who was waiting
to give Mal a hardtime
then he took the hardline
and left Mal on precarious footing

To Patience Mal had to turn
that bridge Zoe said we should burn
Mal said top making a fus
she had a reason to shoot at us
and with her at least there is money to earn

To Zoe Mal should have listened
A snipers gun in the sun did glisten
Jayne dispatched him with ease
Killed Two-Fry before he could sneeze
Patience' horse I think she'll be missen

Simon and River, Mal threatened to leave
Jayne Watched Kaylee hoping not to grieve
But Simon does rock
for he's a top doc
So Mal won't give them the heave

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

TRAVELER

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:50 AM

I can't keep up this pace
Not even giving you a good race
Your mind is to fast
Mine will not last
I will end up with egg on my face

Traveler

ZZETTA13

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:37 AM

The Train Job:

From the moment they met Niska it was very plain,
The crew of Serenity were to rob a passenger train,
They’d meet up in the mountains again with Crow,
Starting off with Malcolm and Zoe,
Then be met during the heist with superman Jayne,

Not wanting to appear as thieves or crooks,
The Alliance guard gave Mal and Zoe nary a look,
They stole all of the town’s goods,
Made out like regular hoods,
But Paradiso’s medical supplies is what they’d found they’d took,

Now at Paradiso the passenger train did come to a stop,
But happy about the heist the two of them felt not,
Seems they’d had a change of heart,
Beginning over they wished to start,
And forget they would the whole train robbery plot,

Of their marriage the sheriff was a bit suspicious,
He searched the passengers onboard the train for a witness,
Inara came and saved the day,
Slapped poor Mal across the face,
Indentured man seems he’d gotten into her business,

Aboard the ship they told Crow they had changed their minds,
And the return of Niska’s money he would be sure to find,
Crow told Mal “ Keep the money,”
“ When I find you it won’t be funny.”
With a kick into the engine Mal sent his behind,

Of the medical supplies Mal and Zoe did bring them back,
But point of interest the ways of stealth they did well lack,
By the Sheriff they were caught,
Seems they were the two he’d sought,
But letting them go was no myth just plain and simple fact,

The crew of Serenity left without so much as coin or glory,
And for this job all felt really sorry,
With Crow in pieces they headed into the black,
And not one time did the crew look back,
As for Niska’s revenge, well that’s another story.

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:03 PM

bump

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

TRAVELER

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:39 PM

Mal and Zoe started flying Serenity to be free
Into space to hover over people like you and me
There crew did increase
With every aunt, uncle, and niece
Now they are stuck with this hugh family

Traveler

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 8:40 AM

There was a young psychic named River
Whose shooting could make Kaylee shiver
'till a mean bounty hunter
Made plans to abduct her
But thankfully failed to deliver

More animations available at http://desktophippie.googlepages.com

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:52 PM

I am the ship said you River
Hearing that made my lip quiver
Simon was worried
to the rescue Mal hurried
He should have kicked Early in the liver

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

ZZETTA13

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:56 PM

The Good, the Bad and the Bader:
Well,without the good.

There once were some people secret Alliance,
Their mission, catch all folk that were defiant,
On their hands they wore blue gloves,
T'weren't no angels from above,
In their capture their prey became very silent,

Then there was this fellow by the name of Jubal Early,
Whose mind was a bit weird and squirrelly,
River Tam he'd be a takin,
Were the plans he'd been a makin,
But the crew foiled those plans in quite a hurry,

Now we come to a woman that this times name was Saffron,
Malcolm Reynolds as her hubby she'd be a havin,
Was found she had been a lyin,
Serenity's crew she'd be a fryin,
And ruin the verses good name of companion,

Looky here we have a tyrant name of Niska,
Who would love to give his quarry a slipped disk-a,
With torture he'd break your bones,
Make you scream and make you groan,
Causing pain was a delight upon his list-a

Z

SHINYFIREFLYK64

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I seem to have started a thread
firefly limericks will dance in my head
So give it your best shot
A pro I am not
I will spout them even once I am dead

There once was a man they called Jayne
Who was given a stick that made rain.
A browncoat he's not
Just a really good shot
Hired more for his muscle than brain!

SHINYFIREFLYK64

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:06 PM

LOSTDOG

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:09 PM

A place they call Jaynestown
is where they now be
A statue stands high
erected for he
while back on the ship
River was scared
When good Shepherd Book
unleashed his hair
A man they call Jayne
was the song of the night
drinking mudder's milk
and feeling all right
The ending was keen
and full of suspense
when a man they called Jayne
somehow made sense

(huh, huh, huh he said erected)
Great thread FMF!
I know. This is more like a poem.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 7:11 PM

Mal and his friend did contend
they would be bachelors to the end
his friend started to fidget
while he told Mal about bridget
That is one bridge no one can mend

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

LOSTDOG

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 7:52 PM

Okay, my first attempt was more like a poem than a limerick. Redemption time.

A doctor is what they need
and a witch they claimed was she
But little did they know
Our big damn heroes
returned them to Serenity

"Yeah, but she's our witch-so cut her the hell down"

MSG

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 8:20 PM

Though this show doesn't take place on Mars
In fact it often takes place in some bars.
It's true that in space
there is usually a race
to find a way out to the stars.

( ok be nice first attempt and all)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

MSG

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 8:23 PM

One cat we have should be called Jayne
He often causes others some pain
It really is true
We're not sure what to do
We suspect that he may be insane.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

NANITE1018

Wednesday, August 16, 2006 11:46 PM

bu-bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bump,
bu bumbety bump,
bu bumbety bumbety bumbety.

*Retarded i know, but i can't make limericks worth a flip, and i like reading everyone else's. lol*

SAVEWASH

Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:34 AM

Just when I thought I was sane, too!
Other things in my life I could now do.
But the limericks are back!
My brain I must wrack!
FMF, I guess I can't blame you.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:53 AM

Do not worry I will take the blame
And I will admit some of my limericks are lame
I am now filled with dread
these things dance in my head
I need Emma and PD to make it a game!

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:05 AM

Browncoats we'll be!
while our hearts are singin' with glee
as we wait patiently
for our Big Damn Trilogy!

were still flyin'

TRAVELER

Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:47 AM

Mal certainly enjoys a good bar fight
Jayne may not appear very bright
But the Alliance has failed
Even Jubal Early got nailed
If you can't do something smart, do something right

Traveler

TRAVELER

Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:48 AM

There are times River can often go wild
But just remember she is just a child
Her apple bits made Simon's bed a bit of a mess
And to stand in her way has often proved useless
But when River speaks to cows she's quite mild

MSG:
Anyone laughs at your limericks and I aim to misbehave.

Traveler

DAYVE

Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:17 PM

A comely young lass name of Kaylee
Liked to boink her beau Simon thrice daily.
“We must give this rest”
Simon said whilst he dressed,
“For I fear you’ve worn out my shalalee...!"

DAYVE

Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:12 PM

Adam Baldwin plays the character Jayne,
Whose demeanor is sometimes insane.
Often cast as a bad guy,
Though I can’t fathom why.
He would have been great in “Snakes On A Plane”

DAYVE

Friday, August 18, 2006 4:05 PM

i seem to be only one here...
so i think i'll pop open a beer....
read all the quotes
from the shiny browncoats,
and quietly sit on my rear

TRAVELER

Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:58 AM

To most people Mal seems pretty cool
But the way he treats Inara is very cruel
Zoe and Wash can find the time
Jayne never has to spend a dime
But with Inara Mal behaves like a fool

Traveler

COZEN

Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:26 AM

A large amount of spare time
I've spent attempting to rhyme
Something other than Lara
To dearest Inara
But only Croft comes to mind

KANEMAN

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:19 PM

I think you all sound gay
boys on boys in the hay
just like any other day
I wish you'd all go away
what else can I say?

Well, it's true

HI! FMF...miss you!

MSG

Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:23 PM

Kaneman...didn't you ever watch Bambi? Go watch it now and ponder on the wisdom of thumper's " if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
Oh and most adults don't really take offense at being gay nor at being thought gay...it's more of a kid/junior high thing.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

SAVEWASH

Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:22 PM

Now Wash is a pilot with flair;
Keeps Serenity up in the air.
He's funny and cute,
Courageous to boot.
Joss, that reaver pole just ISN'T FAIR!!!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

COZEN

Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:37 PM

What is so right about Joss
Is he hasn't succumbed to the dross
Of romantic escape
Where we view, all agape,
Victory without painful loss.

KANEMAN

Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Kaneman...didn't you ever watch Bambi? Go watch it now and ponder on the wisdom of thumper's " if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
Oh and most adults don't really take offense at being gay nor at being thought gay...it's more of a kid/junior high thing.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

Gay being happy MSG..Boys in the hay..don't read into it..get your mind out of the gutter...you dirty girl.

MSG

Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:58 PM

LOL I teach Jr. High Kaneman...sadly my mind resides there permanently:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:09 PM

We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

KANEMAN

Saturday, August 19, 2006 4:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

Lovely, my dear...Who is this "he" you speak of?

SAVEWASH

Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:01 AM

I'm glad that our Joss isn't sappy,
And doesn't write stuff that is crappy,
But that being said,
It's Wash who is dead,
And there's naught that says I must be happy!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:10 AM

We know Wash was impaled by a pole
I am sure that it left a big hole
Please dont dispair
even tho its not fair
Cause in the sequel wash still has a role

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, August 20, 2006 3:15 AM

Somewhere they are juggling geese
Kaylee is cleaning off grease
Wash soars through the air
While book hides all his hair
And Inara flies the shuttle on lease

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

TRAVELER

Sunday, August 20, 2006 9:13 AM

I've got the No-Notification blues
So I'll just post and post with nothing to loose
Hungry to communicate with some folk
But the software appears to be broke
It's like everyone left town on a cruise

Traveler

SAVEWASH

Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:11 PM

Traveler:
Apparently I have the blues, too,
Although 'til right now I had no clue.
I see some replies
But I wasn't wise.
I must be in the same boat as you!

FMF:
I try so hard not to despair.
I know Joss said Wash would be there.
It's hard to believe,
So I will still grieve,
Until BDM2's showing everywhere.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

TRAVELER

Monday, August 21, 2006 1:26 AM

If you must ask why
I send this thread high
I suppose I just care
For a fine thread we share
So I continue to let this one fly

Traveler

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, August 21, 2006 5:34 PM

I have no doubt in Joss it is true
Though Wash's impaling made me blue
But when I need a fix
and I need it quick(s)
I just turn on the pilot and Wash is like new

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

TRAVELER

Monday, August 21, 2006 5:56 PM

FutureMrsFillion I am glad you are here
Every one of your limericks fills me with cheer
I write these poor limericks
With pencil instead of inked Bics
To make my limericks read clear

Traveler

ESTHER

Monday, August 21, 2006 6:12 PM

This westerny talk is so quaint,
So eloquent, one could just faint.
Full of beauty and wit
And always a fit
You think that I'm nuts? Well I ain't!

Love my captain!

ESTHER

Monday, August 21, 2006 6:28 PM

For mercy we never have pleaded,
Nor help, although it was needed.
But it's gorramn clear,
That we are still here
The Browncoats are not yet defeated!

Esther

Love my captain!

ESTHER

Monday, August 21, 2006 6:31 PM

You can line us all up and then shoot
Or cover your hair with hot soup.
I pray, do the latter
For living is better
And the soup-thing is always a hoot

Esther

Love my captain!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, August 21, 2006 6:54 PM

When Mal lay there gasping for air
My heart it did plunge in dispair
Then my heart did a patter
When Mal found that he mattered
For he woke up with all of them there!

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

SAVEWASH

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 1:42 AM

The DVDs do have Wash, it's true.
I think all of them I should re-view.
I'll forget the loss,
I'll praise again Joss;
As usual, FMF, I thank you!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

ESTHER

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:59 AM

There was a young lady quite handsome
Who was ravished three times in a hansom
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Said: "Kaylee, I'm Simon, not Samson!"

OK, I admit, this one was "stolen" from "Anon." and changed to fit Firefly. But it just lended itself to it!

Esther

Love my captain!

ESTHER

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:20 AM

This Badger had never a clue,
And never did pay what was due
One day he will burn
When our heroes return
And stick his nose up his pee-goo.

Ah, well, you know the old saying:

The Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the best ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Esther

Love my captain!

ESTHER

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:31 AM

Help! I can't stop anymore! Here goes another one ...

Bad swearing, I never have done it,
I never said "damn" or "doggone it"
But should it be needed,
I won't be defeated
And swear by my nice floral bonnet.

Love my captain!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 1:08 AM

To all of the people who don't know
the ones that missed the worlds greatest show
lets send out a cheer
so that they all can hear
and become fans so our army will grow

oh the lameness! the lamesness of this limerick pains me greatly

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

BIGWOLF18

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 1:55 AM

OUT OF ALL THE GREATEST SHOWS,
FIREFLY IS THE BEST I KNOW,
ALTHOUGH IT WAS CANSELLED,
AND OUR DREAM WAS MANHANDLED,
I STILL LOVE FIREFLY SO!

oops my caps lock was on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:55 PM

When Inara first introduced Nandee
Mal looked at her like she was candee
With Inara in his head
He took Nandee to bed
Now inara looks like she needs a brandee

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

EMMARIGBY

Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:02 PM

I'm back from my Madagascan trip!
It's so nice to be back on this ship.
I'll be back when I've read
All the rhymes in this thread.
I was bad. To the end I did skip.

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:52 PM

Emma is back from her trip!
We can rhyme now at a good clip!
We'll each take our turn
with our words try to burn
our intellect quick as a whip!

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

TRAVELER

Thursday, August 24, 2006 11:54 PM

I have not been to this thread for a while
So I came to do my part to increase the size of this pile
I'll pour my molten words into this cast
You know why this great thread needs to last
After reading these limericks you can't help but smile

Traveler

SAVEWASH

Friday, August 25, 2006 12:23 AM

Some threads are for edification
And some require smart conversation;
But I always run
Right back to this one
When I need a mental vacation.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

MSG

Friday, August 25, 2006 12:44 AM

ok it's not firefly, but

my cleaner she thought it was nice
to move all my stuff around twice
I got so frustrated
t'was her that I hated
And now I want River to slice
( her is implied but didn't fit with the rhyme)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

TRAVELER

Friday, August 25, 2006 1:05 AM

Okay, here's a Firefly limerick.

Mal is fast with his gun
Jayne likes to shot his for fun
Simon sews them back up
River causes many a disrupt
While Kaylee keeps the ship from coming undone

Traveler

RMMC

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:00 AM

Another long limerick thread
Has rhymes dancing in my head
I can't think very quick
My candle's lost it's wick
So I'll soon need to take to me bed.

Our Captain Tightpants we love
His clothes fit like a glove
But he cannot sit
Or his pants he will split
So the seat he just hovers above.

A man of God is Shepherd Book
He can chastise with just a look
But when danger draws near
he fights to protect what's dear
And prays He lets him off the hook.

I think my brain is shutting down right now. 'Nighty-night!

******
RMMC

INEVERMARRIED

Friday, August 25, 2006 4:53 AM

It has been said of Jayne that he's cruel,
But in truth, he is nobody's fool,
Whether for money or for pride,
Or a piece of a girl's hide,
Right or wrong, he'll take your ass to school.

Wow...these limericks are harder then I thought

I'll be trying to think up limericks in me sleep now.

~IOU One funny signature~

KANEMAN

Friday, August 25, 2006 6:17 AM

This thread is dumber than fu*k
'tis why this limericks do su*k
you all think it a riot
i wished you'd stay quite
soon one may be good with some lu*k

Well, it's true.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, August 25, 2006 4:26 PM

While I really do hate to repeat myself.....

We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

Kaneman thinks it is clever
its a stormcloud in otherwise shiny weather
pay it no mind
don't poke its behind
maybe its attention we can sever

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

RMMC

Friday, August 25, 2006 9:10 PM

To a shindig I will soon go
Now to the bank to me some dough
If the timing is right
I'll look for a fight
Like when Mal punched out Inara's beau.

******
RMMC

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:07 AM

I am giving this thread a bump
so at the bottom it wont sit like a lump
so take a little time
make up a good rhyme
and get us all over this hump

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

YINYANG

Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:16 AM

Hmm... let's see if I can muster up one...

Our beloved Creator, it seems
Marks the 'verse as his best, I deem
So, why ain't it back
Is it lost in the black?
What F*X did was really quite mean

---

I'm a trouble-maker; Kaneman said so!

::points to 'I'm a trouble-maker' sticker on shirt and makes a platypus noise::

SAVEWASH

Sunday, August 27, 2006 12:52 AM

Hey, I think our limericks all rock!
I don't see a thing for K to mock.
He can be a jerk;
I wish he'd just lurk,
Or realize what he says is a crock.

bump-o-rama

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

ONLYME

Thursday, August 31, 2006 12:53 PM

I thought I would give this a try
tis hard tho and might make me cry
I will try to make sense
and work on my tense
and talk all about Firefly

SAVEWASH

Friday, September 1, 2006 12:36 AM

This is great for your first, OnlyMe!
You should never fear poetry.
Please try it again,
Our limerick friend,
And you'll bump our thread high as can be!

WARNING! It's addictive!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

EMMARIGBY

Friday, September 1, 2006 10:26 AM

It is true they get stuck in your brain
And the search for rhymes can be a strain,
But I can state for sure
That there is no known cure.
You'll just have to put up with the pain!

I'm in the mood to write at least one more verse
But indescision seems to now be my curse.
It would relieve my frustrations
To accept nominations
For an episode I can use to rehearse.

___________________
Hissssssssss!

EMMARIGBY

Friday, September 1, 2006 3:58 PM

I'm as lonely in here as can be.
Won't anybody play with me?
Just toss out an idea
And I will persevere
To go on a huge rhyming spree!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:01 PM

A thread here while lurking I spied
MY NATHAN you pulled to your side
I thought we agreed
he belonged with me
Tis tricky this trick that you tried!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

EMMARIGBY

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:07 PM

It really is not what it seems.
I think you've been watching my dreams.
I know you'll be his wife
So please put down the knife.
There's no need to go to extremes!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:18 PM

Ok this time I will let it go
for trustworthy you are I know!
but what will we do
other than sue
the list of girls is starting to grow!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

EMMARIGBY

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:24 PM

I can't help in your quest for your man.
I have to perfect my own plan.
For in just 2 weeks time
Sean Maher'll be mine!
(So says me and every other fan!)

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:36 PM

I know that you will go far
In your quest for Sean Maher
But keep your head
when you go to bed
don't leave the door ajar!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

EMMARIGBY

Friday, September 1, 2006 4:57 PM

I hope that you are understanding
That my tastes are not really demanding.
I think that you'll find
That I really don't mind,
Whist star as mine I'd be branding.

___________________
Hissssssssss!

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sunday, February 1, 2009 8:37 PM

I found this while trolling the net
A second season we still don't have yet
But if we keep to the plan
Fifrely will be known through the land
another movie we will be sure to get

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

EMMARIGBY

Monday, February 2, 2009 4:41 PM

You can't know how much joy I derive
From knowing this thread is alive.
Like our own favorite show,
This thread won't let go.
We make sure that it always survives!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

DREAMTROVE

Monday, February 2, 2009 5:38 PM

Naked chicks are trouble 'cause
Things end up in a double cross
Alliance, Reavers, things get worse
No matter where I go in the Verse
That's okay if I'm still the boss.

Two by two, hands of blue
Stick on my trail like superglue
McGuffinette hunters won't go away
Without the sexy psycho stowaway
Sure I have issues with her too

But it ain't right, near as I can figger
This conspiracy keeps gets bigger
Flee, Make deals, or negotiation?
Get out of this situation.
Gorram it Mal just pull the trigger!

Take my show, cancel and
Air some stuff I cannot stand
I'll just switch back to DVD
You can't take firefly from me.

EMMARIGBY

Monday, February 2, 2009 6:34 PM

Dreamtrove's verses really are fine.
And the use of verse speak is devine.
'Gorram's' the best curse
When you're being perverse!
But 'McGuffinette' I can't define!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

DREAMTROVE

Monday, February 2, 2009 7:33 PM

Compliments, I'm tickled pink
I coined a a word never seen in ink
MacGuffinette is just the feminine
Diminutive ad hominem
Just google it and click first link

EMMARIGBY

Monday, February 2, 2009 8:29 PM

Well now, I guess it's my turn.
I must say, I live and I learn.
I've learnt a new word,
One wonderfully absurd,
Which shall tickle me till I return!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

MSA

Monday, February 2, 2009 8:48 PM

mmmmmmmmm I've got nothing

But I am super impressed with you

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

RMMC

Sunday, February 8, 2009 3:12 AM

*runs in nekkid, admires all the limericks, and streaks out again*

Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

(Spiff-up by Penguin. *BDHug*)