FMF's LIMERICKS - the next thread
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, February 8, 2009 03:12
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I am the ship said you River
Hearing that made my lip quiver
Simon was worried
to the rescue Mal hurried
He should have kicked Early in the liver
We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!
one of the Forsaken TM
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The Good, the Bad and the Bader:
Well,without the good.
There once were some people secret Alliance,
Their mission, catch all folk that were defiant,
On their hands they wore blue gloves,
T'weren't no angels from above,
In their capture their prey became very silent,
Then there was this fellow by the name of Jubal Early,
Whose mind was a bit weird and squirrelly,
River Tam he'd be a takin,
Were the plans he'd been a makin,
But the crew foiled those plans in quite a hurry,
Now we come to a woman that this times name was Saffron,
Malcolm Reynolds as her hubby she'd be a havin,
Was found she had been a lyin,
Serenity's crew she'd be a fryin,
And ruin the verses good name of companion,
Looky here we have a tyrant name of Niska,
Who would love to give his quarry a slipped disk-a,
With torture he'd break your bones,
Make you scream and make you groan,
Causing pain was a delight upon his list-a
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I seem to have started a thread
firefly limericks will dance in my head
So give it your best shot
A pro I am not
I will spout them even once I am dead
There once was a man they called Jayne
Who was given a stick that made rain.
A browncoat he's not
Just a really good shot
Hired more for his muscle than brain!
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A place they call Jaynestown
is where they now be
A statue stands high
erected for he
while back on the ship
River was scared
When good Shepherd Book
unleashed his hair
A man they call Jayne
was the song of the night
drinking mudder's milk
and feeling all right
The ending was keen
and full of suspense
when a man they called Jayne
somehow made sense
(huh, huh, huh he said erected)
Great thread FMF!
I know. This is more like a poem.
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Mal and his friend did contend
they would be bachelors to the end
his friend started to fidget
while he told Mal about bridget
That is one bridge no one can mend
We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!
one of the Forsaken TM
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Okay, my first attempt was more like a poem than a limerick. Redemption time.
A doctor is what they need
and a witch they claimed was she
But little did they know
Our big damn heroes
returned them to Serenity
"Yeah, but she's our witch-so cut her the hell down"
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Though this show doesn't take place on Mars
In fact it often takes place in some bars.
It's true that in space
there is usually a race
to find a way out to the stars.
( ok be nice first attempt and all)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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One cat we have should be called Jayne
He often causes others some pain
It really is true
We're not sure what to do
We suspect that he may be insane.
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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bu-bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bumpety bump,
bu bumpety bump,
bu bumbety bump,
bu bumbety bumbety bumbety.
*Retarded i know, but i can't make limericks worth a flip, and i like reading everyone else's. lol*
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