FMF's LIMERICKS - the next thread
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, February 8, 2009 03:12
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The DVDs do have Wash, it's true.
I think all of them I should re-view.
I'll forget the loss,
I'll praise again Joss;
As usual, FMF, I thank you!
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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There was a young lady quite handsome
Who was ravished three times in a hansom
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Said: "Kaylee, I'm Simon, not Samson!"
OK, I admit, this one was "stolen" from "Anon." and changed to fit Firefly. But it just lended itself to it!
Esther
Love my captain!
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This Badger had never a clue,
And never did pay what was due
One day he will burn
When our heroes return
And stick his nose up his pee-goo.
Ah, well, you know the old saying:
The Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the best ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Esther
Love my captain!
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Help! I can't stop anymore! Here goes another one ...
Bad swearing, I never have done it,
I never said "damn" or "doggone it"
But should it be needed,
I won't be defeated
And swear by my nice floral bonnet.
Love my captain!
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To all of the people who don't know
the ones that missed the worlds greatest show
lets send out a cheer
so that they all can hear
and become fans so our army will grow
oh the lameness! the lamesness of this limerick pains me greatly
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
one of the Forsaken TM
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OUT OF ALL THE GREATEST SHOWS,
FIREFLY IS THE BEST I KNOW,
ALTHOUGH IT WAS CANSELLED,
AND OUR DREAM WAS MANHANDLED,
I STILL LOVE FIREFLY SO!
oops my caps lock was on.
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the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!
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When Inara first introduced Nandee
Mal looked at her like she was candee
With Inara in his head
He took Nandee to bed
Now inara looks like she needs a brandee
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
one of the Forsaken TM
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I'm back from my Madagascan trip!
It's so nice to be back on this ship.
I'll be back when I've read
All the rhymes in this thread.
I was bad. To the end I did skip.
___________________
Hissssssssss!
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Emma is back from her trip!
We can rhyme now at a good clip!
We'll each take our turn
with our words try to burn
our intellect quick as a whip!
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
one of the Forsaken TM
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I have not been to this thread for a while
So I came to do my part to increase the size of this pile
I'll pour my molten words into this cast
You know why this great thread needs to last
After reading these limericks you can't help but smile
Traveler
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