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SAVEWASH

Friday, August 25, 2006 12:23 AM

Some threads are for edification
And some require smart conversation;
But I always run
Right back to this one
When I need a mental vacation.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

MSG

Friday, August 25, 2006 12:44 AM

ok it's not firefly, but

my cleaner she thought it was nice
to move all my stuff around twice
I got so frustrated
t'was her that I hated
And now I want River to slice
( her is implied but didn't fit with the rhyme)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

TRAVELER

Friday, August 25, 2006 1:05 AM

Okay, here's a Firefly limerick.

Mal is fast with his gun
Jayne likes to shot his for fun
Simon sews them back up
River causes many a disrupt
While Kaylee keeps the ship from coming undone

Traveler

RMMC

Friday, August 25, 2006 2:00 AM

Another long limerick thread
Has rhymes dancing in my head
I can't think very quick
My candle's lost it's wick
So I'll soon need to take to me bed.

Our Captain Tightpants we love
His clothes fit like a glove
But he cannot sit
Or his pants he will split
So the seat he just hovers above.

A man of God is Shepherd Book
He can chastise with just a look
But when danger draws near
he fights to protect what's dear
And prays He lets him off the hook.

I think my brain is shutting down right now. 'Nighty-night!

******
RMMC

INEVERMARRIED

Friday, August 25, 2006 4:53 AM

It has been said of Jayne that he's cruel,
But in truth, he is nobody's fool,
Whether for money or for pride,
Or a piece of a girl's hide,
Right or wrong, he'll take your ass to school.

Wow...these limericks are harder then I thought

I'll be trying to think up limericks in me sleep now.

~IOU One funny signature~

KANEMAN

Friday, August 25, 2006 6:17 AM

This thread is dumber than fu*k
'tis why this limericks do su*k
you all think it a riot
i wished you'd stay quite
soon one may be good with some lu*k

Well, it's true.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, August 25, 2006 4:26 PM

While I really do hate to repeat myself.....

We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

Kaneman thinks it is clever
its a stormcloud in otherwise shiny weather
pay it no mind
don't poke its behind
maybe its attention we can sever

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

RMMC

Friday, August 25, 2006 9:10 PM

To a shindig I will soon go
Now to the bank to me some dough
If the timing is right
I'll look for a fight
Like when Mal punched out Inara's beau.

******
RMMC

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:07 AM

I am giving this thread a bump
so at the bottom it wont sit like a lump
so take a little time
make up a good rhyme
and get us all over this hump

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

YINYANG

Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:16 AM

Hmm... let's see if I can muster up one...

Our beloved Creator, it seems
Marks the 'verse as his best, I deem
So, why ain't it back
Is it lost in the black?
What F*X did was really quite mean

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I'm a trouble-maker; Kaneman said so!

::points to 'I'm a trouble-maker' sticker on shirt and makes a platypus noise::

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