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POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
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Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:34 AM

Just when I thought I was sane, too!
Other things in my life I could now do.
But the limericks are back!
My brain I must wrack!
FMF, I guess I can't blame you.



"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:53 AM

Do not worry I will take the blame
And I will admit some of my limericks are lame
I am now filled with dread
these things dance in my head
I need Emma and PD to make it a game!





We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:05 AM

Browncoats we'll be!
while our hearts are singin' with glee
as we wait patiently
for our Big Damn Trilogy!

were still flyin'

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:47 AM

Mal certainly enjoys a good bar fight
Jayne may not appear very bright
But the Alliance has failed
Even Jubal Early got nailed
If you can't do something smart, do something right

Traveler

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:48 AM

There are times River can often go wild
But just remember she is just a child
Her apple bits made Simon's bed a bit of a mess
And to stand in her way has often proved useless
But when River speaks to cows she's quite mild



MSG:
Anyone laughs at your limericks and I aim to misbehave.

Traveler

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:17 PM

A comely young lass name of Kaylee
Liked to boink her beau Simon thrice daily.
“We must give this rest”
Simon said whilst he dressed,
“For I fear you’ve worn out my shalalee...!"


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Thursday, August 17, 2006 4:12 PM

Adam Baldwin plays the character Jayne,
Whose demeanor is sometimes insane.
Often cast as a bad guy,
Though I can’t fathom why.
He would have been great in “Snakes On A Plane”



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Friday, August 18, 2006 4:05 PM

i seem to be only one here...
so i think i'll pop open a beer....
read all the quotes
from the shiny browncoats,
and quietly sit on my rear


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Saturday, August 19, 2006 8:58 AM

To most people Mal seems pretty cool
But the way he treats Inara is very cruel
Zoe and Wash can find the time
Jayne never has to spend a dime
But with Inara Mal behaves like a fool

Traveler

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:26 AM

A large amount of spare time
I've spent attempting to rhyme
Something other than Lara
To dearest Inara
But only Croft comes to mind

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