Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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"Hey! Food!" an anonymous voice says.
Everyone featsed.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Wow," Ebo said, between a mouthfull of food, "That bigger guy sure does take a beating. He will not have died in vain."
"I'm not dead yet,"
"They you will not have been mortally wounded in vain."
"I think i might pull through."
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Someone above them made a giant gesture with his hand, and down below...
"Argh!"
"What?"
"They're trying to kill me again!"
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Who?"
"The guys up there. Look!"
So they did. And they saw...
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"Wow! It's incredible!" Teela gasped,
"Amazing!"
"Fantastic!"
"I've never seen anything like it in my life!"
"Nifty!"
A large stone tablet was dropped from the sky onto the ground next to them.
"Whats this?" kat asked.
"A large stone tablet," said a voice from the sky.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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"Hey, someone is up there in the clouds talking to us," said Tash. He looked at Teela and grinned.
Teela smiled in return and said, "Let's go see who's talking, Tash." They ignited their Super Jar Jet Packs and flew high into the sky and disappeared.
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Up, up, up, past the Russel Hotel...
And they went on for a while. Finally, it seemed when they couldn't go any farther, a humongous gold gate appeared.
"What's that?" asked Tash.
"Gates of Heaven?" Teela wondered.
"Let's go see." T.J. said.
And they slowley approached the gates...
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Okay, who can ID the first line of this post?
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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at the gates, they peered in to see none other than Adam Baldwin poking Joss and Jain, a script supervisor, on the shoulder, then taking a picture.
Tash turned to Teela, "ahh, I see we've found heaven."
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[if you guys don't wanna go there, what with real people and all, no big. :) I'll just edit this post and change it. And yeah, no clue what the Russel Hotel thing is referencing]
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From the Journey to the Heavyside Lair, from Cats. Yeah, I'm whacked up. 
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"So, does that mean we're dead?" asked Teela.
"Let's ask someone. Hey! That one guy!" Tash exclaimed.
"St. Peter?"
"Whatever. Peter! Are we dead?"
"Names?" a man asked.
"Tash, T.J., and Teela." T.J. said.
"Says here that..."
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Well, Hmmm..." St. Peter said, staring at the computer database in front of him, "This is most unusual..."
"What? Is it?" Teela asked.
"Well..." St. Peter said very carefully, "You seem to have reached your maximum sin limit."
"Which means..."
"You have gone over your maximum sin minutes."
"Our what now?"
"Sin minutes, we got the idea from cell phone companies. At the begening of your life, you are givin a certain amout of minutes that you are allowed to sin. If you go over these minutes, you must pay."
"Only me and Tash and TJ have?"
Suddenly Ebo and Kat appeared on the cloud.
"They have too," said St. Peter, "You have all sined due to your involvement in the defacing of a tablet, the killing of some midgets from amother dimention, theft, and for some reason jumping through portals is very, very sinful, as is quoting Douglas Adams."
"But Kat hasn't been with us that long," Tash pointed out.
St. Peter glaired at Kat, "No she hasn't, but she has quite the record."
"Are you talking about the noodle incident?" Kat asked defensivly, "Because I had nothing to do with that."
"What about the Hippie?" TJ asked, "He was with us through all that."
"The Hippie has done a number of good deeds, that balance out the bad."
"Good deeds? The Hippie?" Teela was taken aback.
"He has a lot of sex," St. Peter shrugged.
"Isn't sex sinful?"
"He uses the missionary position. Its been sponsored by the chruch for over 2,000 years."
"So, whats our punishment?" Tash asked carefully.
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