Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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TEELABROWN

Sunday, August 29, 2004 11:19 PM

"Last door, this has got to be it," T.J. said.

"Okay then. Kat, if you please."

Kat opened the door.

What they saw was...

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Sunday, August 29, 2004 11:43 PM

...the machiene.

"I don't get it," kat mumbled, "Why all that buildup do find the maciene."

Teela shrugged, or would if she had...that is to say...that...um..

Suddenly the authors thought procees was inturupted by a loud banging sound, followed by a string of curses.

Kat took a defensive posistion, "What was that."

Teela rolled her eyes, "That would be my ex, Sam."

A short man in glasses stepped out from behind the maciene, covered in grease. He peered through the thick lenses at them, "who are you?"

"Uh...Hi Sam."

"Teela? Teela is that you?"

"Uh...yeah. Hi."

He moved to hug her, but soon realized something was ammis. "Teela, what happened to your body? You're beautiful, beautiful body..."

"Uh...well, um, Tash do you remember?"

"Sea monster?" Tash suggested.

"Sounds good. Sea monster stole it."

"Well we must take action! We must punish the one who took your beautiful, curving body, from you."

Kat leaned in and whispered in Teela's ear, "Somehow, i get the idea that he didn't date you for your brains."

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back on the beach, ebo still ran from the word of god.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

TEELABROWN

Monday, August 30, 2004 2:05 AM

This is getting odd. I have a friend named Sam. Well, a co-worker where I volunteer named Sam. We sometimes talk about science. That's about it.
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"Um, yeah about that, you see, uh, nevermind. It's ahrd to explain. Uh, Sam, hi. We need to borrow your space-time continum machine." Teela said.

"But Teela, you beautiful-" Sam tried to explain.

"Yes, yes, we all got that. Now, can we borrow your Flux Capacitator?" Teela cut in.

"Flux what now?"

"You never were good with names, or referenes. Your Space-Time Continum device."

"Sure, sure, why not. Are we going back to before-"

"No. Just no. We're trying to rescue a friend."

"Yes, our friend Ebonezer vanished in some smoke, if i remember correctly." The Big Guy spoke up.

"You're still here?" Kat asked.

"Yes, I've just been quiet."

"Wow. Well, anyway."

While this side conversation was happening, Sam was looking at his machine forlornly. "I don't know if I can help you."

"What?! You know you can! I know you can!" Teela looked shocked and suspicious.

"Not necessarily, you see, I've never tried this machine out with smoke-related disappearences."

"You-you-God!-okay. You can make up your own insult. So, why was it not tested on smoke?"

"It's a very funny story, and it started when-"

Tash leaned towards T.J. and said "I think we're going into flashback mode..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Tuesday, August 31, 2004 2:13 AM

The landscape of the lab around them became all wavy, as Sam began speaking, "It was the summer of 2003, and all my buddies from the Star Trek Socity of Futuristic Science, Technology and Shoes. We were having a pancake breakfast on the beach to celibrate the unveiling of my new maciene..."

The landscape came into focus again, reveiling a long string of tables, mostly empty, and a large something with a big red cloth drapped over it.

A slightly older looking Sam stood in front of it.

("That was before the face lift" Sam whispered to Teela, "Do you like me now?"

"Sure..." Teela mumbled.)

Old/young Sam was talking, "...which in theory, should turn old socks into bannanas. Any questions?"

There were none.

"Good, And so, gentelmen, i reveal to you-will someone please stop that screaming?"

They looked over to see a girl, stark naked, running from a book.

"No, no, I was wrong," Tash said, "This is better then the stippers AND the money. Can we keep her?"

"And thats why it never got tested," Sam said, and the wavinss broght them back to the lab. "My peers were too distracted by her to take any notice of my invention. A curse on their children. It should work though. We'll just use a flash of light instead of a poof of smoke. All we need is the co-ordanenets to where you're freind is."

"Now were the hell are we gonna find those," Tash asked.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

TEELABROWN

Thursday, September 2, 2004 3:13 AM

"Well, usuallly you map out the space-time continum, then do a lot research. It takes, oh, aroud a centruy to do." Sam told Tash.

"We have, um, not a lot of time." Tash said.

All of a sudden, grains of sand appeared through a cloud of smoke in the form of coördinates which read:

"EBO IS AT 4224 LANE, RUNNING TOWARDS 4225 DRIVE."

The smoke disappeared along with the sand.

"Well, that was interesting." said the Big Guy.

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 2:06 AM

Oh crap is it my turn?

I'm loosing interest, my heart just isn't in it anymore.

I think we need to do one about the crew of Serenity - pre Mal and Company. (he bought it used remember?)

Crazy fun.

Also, i've been talking to Tash and he's completly lost, and his (slightly stoned) input is always interesting. (ok, so he's really stoned, but thats not the point)
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Anyhoo...

"Cool!" Tash said, getting into the maciene, "I've always wanted to do this."

The rest crammed into the small space with him.

"You know what we could do while we're in here?"

"No tash!"

The macine starting whirring and buzzing and soon they foun themselves at the co-orandanents.

"Well, were here, but where's Ebo?"

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 2:52 AM

Yeah, that happens. Loosing interest.
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"Maybe that screaming figure can help us." The Big Guy said. "Excuse me! Excuse me!"

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 3:45 AM

crap, its my turn again. Damn you and your puctuality!
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The screaming figure wasn't listing. It was too busy screaming.

"Well what the hell?"

They turned around and saw....

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(he he, notice me not doing any actuall story. Lets just give up. Tash is gonna make us a new one)

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 10:25 PM

Alrighty, here's a very quick ending.
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Tash. Well, a form of Tash. With a body. He comes up and says to the crew.

"Time to end this."

"What?" siad Sam. "But I've just been introduced in this story. Well, in appearence, I mean. I've been mentioned for a while."

"Yeah, there's lots to do!" Kat said.

"Sorry, but it's going to slow. Too slow. Nothing much more to say."

"Darn. So, how do we end?" Teela asked.

"Ask Ebo. Not screaming Ebo, the person over there."
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I'm evil, aren't I?

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of the delete key.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

EBONEZER

Wednesday, September 8, 2004 12:30 AM

Suddenly and Inexplicably the world exploded, and Ebo's Perils didn't seem like such a big deal anymore.

Not that anyone was around to care anymore...

The End!

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Sigh..i get all teary eyed over a happy ending...

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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