Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"

POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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LINDALE

Friday, June 11, 2004 4:39 AM

with assistance from Teela, who translated, Ebo asked the LDT, "Firefly? How do you know about FF?"

"Well, we were originally hired by the Blue Hands at FOX to keep FF from being a success. Course, then we saw it, and moral objections sprang up... but now we're Browncoats for life!"

"But... but why would anyone wanna bring down FF?"

"You mean... you don't know? About... the Big Bad? The original, the one, the only Big Bad?"

"Who's that? Who is he?"

"Who said it was a he?"

TEELABROWN

Friday, June 11, 2004 12:52 PM

"So it's a she?" Tash asked.

"Well..." The LDT

"It's neither?" Kat asked.

"It's more of a lot of shes. It's an evil sect of nuns. The Big Bad is..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

TEELABROWN

Monday, June 14, 2004 2:48 AM

"Is..." Tash said.

"The suspense is killing me!" Ebo said.

"Really?" The LDT asked.

"Just an expression." Ebo replied.

"Oh. Anyway, the Big Bad is..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

LINDALE

Monday, June 14, 2004 2:57 AM

"The Sisters of St. Mary Quilting Club."

SUCCATASH

Monday, June 14, 2004 3:35 AM

Tash spoke seriously. "Yes, it's true. Ebo must battle the Evil Nuns."

"AGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhh!" everyone screamed in fear.

TEELABROWN

Monday, June 14, 2004 2:47 PM

Ebo stopped screaming. "Wait, how evil are the Evil Nuns?"

The LDT shreiked "Do you force me to tell you?" (Teela had been automatically translating.)

"Well, not some much as force, just asking." Ebo said.

"Oh." The LDT muttereed something in Chinese, and Teela decided not to translate it.

"Well," continued the LDT, "The are so evil that..."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

LINDALE

Thursday, June 17, 2004 2:58 AM

The LDT was cut off.

"Let me guess- they're so evil they're... evil?" said Inigo.

"You don't understand. All they care about is-"

"evil?"

"Well... yes...."

"They're evil. We get it. Can we move on?"

"O...k..."

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Yes, I stole that from Amends, and yes, I know this, but hey, there's a reason Joss is Joss. He's just. that. good. Besides, I couldn't think of anything anyways. *tag*

SUCCATASH

Thursday, June 17, 2004 3:14 AM

A cloud of smoke suddenly formed out of nowhere. When the dust settled, before them stood an Evil Nun.

"He he he!" cried the Evil Nun. "You kiddies are screwed, we will kill you all! He he hehe!" The evil nun cackled and then disappeared into thin air.

LINDALE

Thursday, June 17, 2004 3:19 AM

"Woah. The Nun swore. Didn't know they did that. Man. She must be pretty hardcore evil." said Inigo.

"Yes, yes she is." said the LDT.

"So, how do we kill her?" asked Ebo. "Do we have to kill her?"

SUCCATASH

Thursday, June 17, 2004 3:25 AM

Suddenly the cloud of smoke came back. Winds blew furiously and the air shimmered. When the dust settled, everyone opened their eyes.

Ebo was gone. Only her clothes remained, crumpled on the ground.

Tash spoke somberly. "Ebo has been stolen through some evil nun portal. And she's naked. Or dead."

Teela added helpfully, "She could be naked AND dead."

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