Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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"Well, we could do group punishment, or individual. Your pick." St. Peter said.
"Which one will be worse?" T.J. asked carefully.
"Well, it would vary. Tash and Ebo would get the most, if I'm reading this right, Teela second..."
"Teela hardly did anything."
"She's plagarized numerous times."
"What about the Tom Lehrer song Lobachevsky?" Teela said.
"We'll get back to that. Anyway, Kat is most likely tied with Teela..."
"Hey, didn't Kat do missionary sex?"
"Yes, but not enough. To continue, T.J. would be, wait a second...have you had a previous name?"
"Perhaps..." T.J. said slowley.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Now that you have found me out, I will confess. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You... erm... found out my true identity. (yeah, that's it), prepare to die!" said TJ.
"Yeah, suuuuuuuuuure." said Ebo.
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Suddenly, an army of demons wearing brown coats swooped in and stole the whole gang. St. Peter was left behind. He was wounded, but alive.
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Suddenly Yosarrian poped into Teelas brain, "Um, Teela. Just a thought. Is it possible to kill St. Peter?"
"I dunno."
"It doesn't seem like it would be."
"I guess thats why hes wounded, but alive."
"But he shouldn't even be able to get wounded."
"Its not like he's God."
"But he's under the protection of God. Or he should be anyway."
Teela looked around at the demons carring them away, "I think we have bigger things to worry about here."
"No, but I think-"
"Go away, Yossarian."
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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"No. See, there's this whole heirarchy thing or something-" Yossarian continued.
"Shut up." Teela thought.
"But-"
"Just shut up. I'm trying to do something, I'm not sure."
Teela turns to T.J., who now is Inigo. "So, why didn't you just say your name?"
"Eh. Did't feel like it."
"Okay then."
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Hey!" Kat demamded of the little demonic thing (LTD) that was carring her through the air, "Where are you taking us?"
She got no response.
In anger she swiped at the thing and one of her, I'm going to say hundreds, of knives hit the LTD, causing it to drop her.
She fell a long, long, long, long way before a pair of LTDs grabbed her out of the sky and carred her back to the others. She decided that maybe that wasn't the best way to go about getting information, and hung placidly in the LTDs arms.
Noticing the LTDs browncoats Teela was struck with an idea, she said something in chinnese to the LTD that was carring her, and soon they had struck up a conversation.
Ebo looked on with interest, then got bored and stole a knife from kat and entertained herself by throwing it up in the air and catching it. Hours, an many band-aid later, Teela finsished her conversation with the LTD.
"What'd it say?" Ebo asked.
"That they were taking us someplace safe."
"And?"
"Thats it."
"You talked with it for that long, and thats all it told you?"
Teela nodded.
"Ok," Ebo said, easily accepting it, and went back to her knife tossing.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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"Hey! Let's think of safe places! We could play 20 questions!" Tash said. "Is it a cave?"
The LTD shook its head.
"How about a house?" said T. I. J. (Tash Inigo Jr.)
The LTD shurged.
"Like a house. Um, a shack?" Ebo said.
The LTD shook its head.
"A house boat?" Kat said.
It said something in Chinese.
"Um, he wants to know where the house boat would be located." Teela translated.
"In the water!" Kat said.
Teela said that, and it shook its head.
"This leaves one option..." Teela said.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Ooo oo! I know!" Ebo said, waiving her arm around madly, "Its were going to a blimp!"
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The LTD said something.
"You have the basic idea. It's a Zeppelin, made in America." Teela translated.
"Zeppelins in America? I thought Zeppelin was a German country." Ebo replied.
"They partnered up with Goodyear. Trust me, I'd rather have an American Zeppelin than German."
"Why? Do you have something against Germany?" Tash asked.
"No, just the Americans used helium, not hydrogen to power theirs. Helium doesn't explode on you. Just pray we ain't goin' into a storm..."
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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They flew for a long time before coming to an 'inconspicuios' blimp-er, zepplin.
Tash tilted his head back to stare at it, he cocked his head and said slowly, "Are you sure nobodys going to notice it?" Painted in large, red, block letters on the side of the blimp was 'SEE THE BDM APRIL 22, 2005! A GRAND ENTRANCE WOULDN NOT GO AMISS'
The LDT nodded and said something, which Teela translated, "Nobody ever noticed firefly when it was on TV, they look right past it now."
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