Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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"Firewood?" Teela asked, since she has been MIA for 3 days, and missed something.
"Yeah, probably you mis-read something. Go back and read it." The Big Guy answered.
"Okay. Lesse..." she started reading. Then looked up. "This might take a few minutes, why don't you keep the plot alive?"
"Okay. It says: 'The Big Guy and the two Hippie Girls suddenly returned with their arms full of firewood.'"
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Where'd you get that firewood from?" asked Moe.
"Oh, it was in the Inn's stable." the Big Guy answered.
"That's handy. Anyone up for s'mores?" Moe said.
Everyone agreed s'mores would be quite tasty. Well, everyone except Ebo, who was trying to come up with a new message for the tablet.
Determined to get some s'more-y goodness, Moe continued, "Where will we get the stuff?"
Kat smiled. "I've got two words for you- Gift. Shop."
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I'm such a dork. I just spent five minutes staring at that post trying to figure out who the hell this Moe charchter was. *Sigh* I think i need more beer.
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Ebo looked up from the note book she was looking in, "What stuff?" she asked, wondering if it was edible.
"The stuff," Moe said, waggling his eyebrows, "if you know what i mean."
"I know about the stuff, if you know what i mean," Larry said.
"Me too, if you know what i mean," Hippie girl #2 added.
"I know what the stuff is, if you know what i mean," the Big guy said absently.
"I don'w know what you mean, if you know what i mean," Teela said. Tash whispered something in her ear, "Thats funny, if you know what I mean," Teela giggled.
Ebo glared at the group and stomped off, "I hate you all, if you know what I mean," she mumbled.
"Anybody have any idea what we were just talking about?" Tash asked.
"Nope."
"Not a clue."
"Were we talking?"
Kat and Moe exchanged a conspiritorial grin, if you know what I mean.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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While Kat flirted with Moe, Tash turned to Tash Jr. and spoke quietly. "Wow, that Kat the Destroyer has a nice outfit."
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T.J. (Tash Jr.) let out a low whistle. "How does the outfit stay on her, with all those knives cutting it?"
"By the sheer will of me." Teela muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing."
Tash was still staring at Kat...
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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when all of a sudden, Ebo cried, "Eureka! 42."
"What are you on about?" asked Curly?
"Oh, I know what to put on the tablet. It'll be terribly clever."
Kat looked confused, "wait- isn't that what the original one said?"
"What original what?"
"The tablet. That you just broke. It said 42. You said that that was stupid, and you'd think of a better inscription."
"Oh. How bout 54? Cause, really, who needs base 13?"
"Wha...?"
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Ebo looked around and said in a scared voice, "Hole. E. Crap."
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There were two mice standing there.
"Excuse us, you stole our tablet." said one.
"And our answer." said the other.
"What are you talking about?" Ebo asked.
"Well, it's all really quite simple, if you lat me explain." continued the other.
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"...and thats why we need your brain." The mouse finished.
"My brain?" Ebo said, "Whats wrong with Tash's brain. Or TJ's. Or better yet Larry."
"You're brain is needed to find the question." The mice explained.
"Wait, Time out," Teela said, "The earth is still here. Why don't you just wait untill the computer earth gived you an answer?"
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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"But were looking for a question," one of the mice said slowly, as if speaking to a child.
"The question then, why don't you just wait for the earth to give you that?"
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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