Take Turns Writing: "The Perils of Ebo"
POSTED BY: Succatash
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 8, 2004 00:30
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"Wait, it's not the year 2044?"
"Nope, still good ol' 2004." Tash replied.
"Cripe, we need to go to the future. Where's that Bigger Guy? Doesn't he need to go into the future?"
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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"Yup. Been there, done that, woulda gotten the t-shirt, but I left my $20 in my other pants. I really wanted that t-shirt tho. it was cool." said the Bigger Guy. "Why don't you ask the Mountain about it?"
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Ebo looked around and said, "Where's my god damn Historian who saves us when we need a plot? Oh yeah, the Hippie killed him."
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Ebo glared at the hippie out of the corner of her eyes.
"Didn't the VIP's son or something come along? VIP 2.0 or something?" Teela said.
"Oh yeah!" Ebo said, "Where'd he go to? Helloooo, Mr. 2.0?" She shouted into the air.
A disembodied voice came from the sky, "I'm not here right now. Theres quite the cricket game going on right now. Leave a message and I'll be back with all your plot needs, you know...eventually."
"A wish Zephoid Bebblebrox was here..." Teela sighed.
"Why?"
"No reason, that was more of an obligatory Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy reference..."
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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They were sitting around, trying to decide if they should just leave the Ebo as Mighty Chosen One plot thread hanging, when all of a sudden, a portal opened in front of them.
"So... wanna go?" Teela asked the group.
The Hippie shrugged. "Sure. Could be perilous tho..."
"Rock on. I've been wanting some good peril." said Ebo, jumping through the portal.
"I don't want any peril..." said TJ.
"Yeah you do." Tash replied, glancing at Kat.
And with that, everyone jumped into the portal. On the other side they...
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"Good Gorram! It's hideous!" Tash screamed.
"Grotesque!" Teela shouted.
"Oh my God!" yelled Ebo.
And it goes on, so just start filling it in...
They had seen where the VIP 2.0...
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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The Big Guy nudged the body of VIP 2.0 with his toe, "Is he dead?"
The hippie pulled out a shovel, "We should burry him."
Ebo snatched the shovel, "Oh no, no burring people unless you're SURE they're dead."
The super jar set itself down next to the VIP's head, "I don't see any blood," Teela said.
"Or guts," Tash added, "or any kind of gore."
The hippie pulled a switchblade out of his pocket, "Should we give him some gore?"
The big guy grabbed the knife, "Maybe you should go sit in the corner."
"How do you tell if someone is dead?" Kat asked, leaning over VIP.
"Maybe if we kicked him..." the Hippie started, already pulling back his leg.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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WHACK. "Oow! That hurts!" The Hippie was holding his leg in pain.
"So, is he a robot?" Ebo asked.
"No, he's just stone dead." Teela laughed.
*cricket*
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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2 plus 2 make 4. If that is granted, all else follows"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard
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The Hippie Girls spoke up. "Are we still here?"
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