Male and Female Imponderables-Resurrected
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:33
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Ha! That's funny! We came up with the same answer to one of the questions!
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imaleaf, I concur with my esteemed thread-mates. If you are supporting yourself, and it seems you are, then they should have no say-so in your life (not that they should have anyway, I am just making my point more solid here). It is ok to tell relatives to go pound sand. Sometimes, that is the only way they will understand you. Niceness doesn't work, try veiled hostility...that doesn't work, go for the overt. I am not saying go Reaver on their asses, but make it absolutely clear that you have no intention on putting up with their go se anymore. Live your own life and enjoy it while you can.
I like the others' answers to your questions, so I am going to leave them be.
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I think I should clarify something. I am not by any means a pushover I don't just take their crap. I am just running out of my own snappy comebacks.
I think the best way to explain it is when I tell them to "go pound sand" they tell me:
They are only telling me the truth
Looking out for me
Don't mean to upset me, just wanna help
Imagine Simons mother saying any of those things.....you got it? Yep that how they say it
~~River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logics. Doesn't make sense.~~
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Morning.
Looks like the posts doubled after I signed off yesterday.
Let me see if I can catch up.
In no particular order:
Threesomes with another guy? Don't think I could, then again there have been lots of things I thought I could not do. Just have a slight aversion to penises not my own. Not prudish or homophobic, just not my thing. Sure it's all about her, but if I'm uncomfortable I won't be able to give my best effort and might as well be making sandwiches for them.
Toys? Hey, we're all on the same team working towards the same goal. Show me what to do and I'll help. I'm a quick learner on the important stuff. Just keep me involved and there won't be a problem.
Masturbation? Well not gonna leave you guys out there on your own Vinterdraken and Tristan. I have on occasion. Maybe once or twice, during a 5 year and most recently a 3 year bout with celibacy. If it had not been for me taking the initiative, I might have started taking hostages.
It's healthy to a point but a poor substitution for the real thing. I tend to agree with Heinlein, " Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing—and you don't have to go home in the cold. But it's lonely."
As far as positions, it depends on the mood. Cowgirl is fun but overenthusiastic partners have led to a few injuries and made me cautious. I prefer missionary because it allows me better control of technique.
As far as nosey relatives, the only thing I can do is stonewall them. It aggravates them to no end to not know what I'm doing.
And I take great pleasure in it. 
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Thought the collar gave it away
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vinterdraken:
Ive got a pondering. Although its probebly been discussed a thousand times in the previous imponderables.
Masturbation, good or bad?
(Starting from the Top and Working My Way Down ... THE THREAD! I MEAN the thread. Y'all got smutty minds!)
Masturbation good. Good to a point, I should say.
I write erotica. I also read erotica. So usually after a hot writing session, I gotta do something, and my primary lover is 300 miles away! Seldom need more turn-on than my own imagination, though.
Two notes:
For girls; excessive use of heavy-duty vibrator devices can reduce sensitivity over time. Once a week or so isn't going to hurt a thing, but if you're plugging in the Wahl Vibe and going at it for an hour every night, be careful.
For guys; regular face down masturbation which places alot of pressure on the tool can eventually cause a similar type of lack of sensitivity, and even nerve damage that can result in erectile dysfuntion.
Outside of that kind of unintentional damage, GO FOR IT! It's FUN! It feels good! (Just don't do it in the bathroom when your roommates are trying to get ready for work.)
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I shop at GoodVibes.Com!
They are FEMALE friendly. They have shops in San Francisco and Berkely, and their staff is knowledgeable, friendly, and fun.
Their website is bright, cheery and secure, and if you have questions, you can usually find the answer in the FAQ's and the reviews. You can even call and talk to a real person to get the answers and advice you want.
GoodVibes is Good!
If you want toy recommendations, I'd be happy to help.
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I would like to bring up the subtopic of war injuries……… and by this I mean three possibilities:
1. Injuries to yourself
2. Injuries to partner
3. Injuries to property
Me? Well I broke my wrist once, and gave myself concussion another time.
Partner? Well I had one guy bust his lip on a headboard, and one guy pull a groin muscle.
Property? Broke a fan, box fan not ceiling; broke a bed, a lawn chair, and a curtain rod.
~~River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logics. Doesn't make sense.~~
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Quote:
Originally posted by SameErtia:
If you want toy recommendations, I'd be happy to help.
Gah!
*blushing, hand over face, blushing more*
Maybe I'll shop around and get back to you on that when I'm less blushy...
yourealeaf: I too have had insane family communication issues... Have you tried making a game of it? Set yourself and your boy a challenge next time you're around the Old Cronies. Like, plan in advance to get them arguing about the best diapers or ask them about sexual positions or how to stay in shape while if you're at home tending house all the time (do they do Jane Fonda videos? vacuumign techniques?) They may guess that you're making fun, but not be entirely sure...
The point being, they're never going to change. But if you view it as a form of entertainment, it doesn't have to drag you down.
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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.
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War injuries...I am assuming we are talking about during the act...if not, there are too many to list...
To myself: I have thrown out my back, resulting in a hospital visit a few days later, sprained my knee, and received multiple bruises and cuts after falling from the top of a bunk bed...she managed to not fall.
To my partner: Of course, banging the head against a headboard, multiple impacts while moving around, rugburns...those are all typical. I try to be gentle, but there are always accidents.
To property: Broken two beds, a window, a toilet bowl tank, put a body-shaped hole in drywall, shower curtain rod, knocked a sink off the wall, shredded the seat and roof upholstery in the back seat of my car, and collapsed a desk. Those are what comes to mind right now.
Of course, if I tried half that stuff now, I would end up in the hospital for sure!
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Good Morning BROWNCOATS.
Sure missed alot. So war stories. Lets see...
1. Partner ripped out a large chunk of hair. Later found out my scalp had a small tear. Partner broke my right big toe on the dismount.
2. Other than hurt pride and fatigue, none that I'm aware of.
3. Dented the hood of my old Firebird, pushed out a hotel window in Reno, and knocked over a vanity, (broke mirror).
Do broken hearts count as "war injuries"?
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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