The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu
Chapter Forty Seven
GAMMA TEAM -57.19
“So. Are we gonna wake her up, then?” Mal asked quietly.
“Do you know how?” Inara replied, also quietly.
“I woke River up,” he reminded her.
“You opened a box,” she corrected him.
“She woke up,” he pointed out.
“You opened a box,” she repeated with exaggerated patience.
“So maybe we should open up this one,” he suggested.
“This isn’t a just a box,” she observed.
“Yeah, it’s round,” he observed.
“It’s a delicate piece of equipment,” she insisted.
“That’s lasted at the core of a gas giant for a hundred years,” he countered.
“Inside the toughest warship ever built,” she reminded.
“But she’s still alive,” he pointed out.
“But you could kill her trying to wake her up improperly,” she predicted.
“How hard could it be?” he speculated.
“Do I really need to answer that?” she said, rolling her eyes.
“It couldn’t be that hard, or there would . . . be a sign,” he decided.
“A sign? Saying ‘don’t wake occupant unless you know how?’” she proposed skeptically.
“Yeah, a sign. The lack of one is indicative of an uncomplicated process,” he pronounced.
“And you run a spaceship,” she said in mock disbelief.
“Can’t be that hard,” he determined, ignoring the dig.
“Apparently not. But this might be. It’s a complicated piece of medical equipment, not a rattletrap transport,” she scoffed.
“Hey! That’s Serenity you’re talkin’ about!” he objected.
“And its this hibernation chamber and this young woman’s life I’m talking about, too!” she insisted. “These things haven’t been in general service for years!”
“It has lots of easy-to-read buttons on the front,” he perceived.
“That you don’t how to use,” she corrected.
“You position finger, like this, and push in a pointedly direction, thusly,” he demonstrated.
“I still think you could kill her. Better to wait for someone . . . better,” she advised.
“I think they probably built these things to open easy, like a beer can,” he supposed.
“And how is this th
“What? Oh. Nude is when you are unclothed. Naked is when you are unclothed when you should be clothed. ‘Nekkid’ is when you are unclothed and up to something.”
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“Which I’m fair certain is not a reference to your rates.
BWAH!!! That is soooo Mal!! I laughed out loud at that one! Great banter!
Also loved this exchange:
“It’s not an exclusive trait,” defended Inara. “Men can use sex to get what they want.”
“Sex IS what men want,” he countered.
“Well . . . point taken.”
Tee hee! Great stuff!
Oooh!
That goes double for the Mal & Inara banter, which was as priceless as those trophy room relics.
I can't really say anything other than that without breaking into a frenetic fan-freak babble.
Oh, wait... ;P
I usually go looking for the novel length fiction as most of those who are willing to stick with a story of that length have some skill in the craft of writing. You go so far beyond the usual standard. I am also impressed on how you manage to find the time to get out these long chapters - not to mention making it all hang together even though it is being pushed out in chapters.
You definately deserve the book deal.
Salamander
You can't take the sky from me
BWAH!!!! loved the details about Nyan Nyan and Book's histories...very interesting
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Love this chapter. Mal and Inara make me giggle ecstatically. Out loud. In the library.
*runs to the next chapter* I think I actually like being able to go straight to the next chapter without waiting!
CallMeSerenity (trying desperately to get caught back up and loving every second of it!)
“I think they probably built these things to open easy, like a beer can,” he supposed.
“And how is this thing even remotely like a beer can?” she riposted.
“Well, it is round,” he offered.
“And to think I doubted your technical competence,” she pronounced.
Absolutly fantastic. Definatly one of my fav chapters.
I enjoyed the artifacts, but was dismayed that no works by that renowned Browncoat artist
MPhillips were included. Maybe they are in another location on the ship.

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