Blue Sun Room FICTION - GENERAL

The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Forty Seven

Friday, December 16, 2005

The Princess awakens . . .

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 4032    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

Tweet

The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Forty Seven

GAMMA TEAM -57.19

“So. Are we gonna wake her up, then?” Mal asked quietly.

“Do you know how?” Inara replied, also quietly.

“I woke River up,” he reminded her.

“You opened a box,” she corrected him.

“She woke up,” he pointed out.

“You opened a box,” she repeated with exaggerated patience.

“So maybe we should open up this one,” he suggested.

“This isn’t a just a box,” she observed.

“Yeah, it’s round,” he observed.

“It’s a delicate piece of equipment,” she insisted.

“That’s lasted at the core of a gas giant for a hundred years,” he countered.

“Inside the toughest warship ever built,” she reminded.

“But she’s still alive,” he pointed out.

“But you could kill her trying to wake her up improperly,” she predicted.

“How hard could it be?” he speculated.

“Do I really need to answer that?” she said, rolling her eyes.

“It couldn’t be that hard, or there would . . . be a sign,” he decided.

“A sign? Saying ‘don’t wake occupant unless you know how?’” she proposed skeptically.

“Yeah, a sign. The lack of one is indicative of an uncomplicated process,” he pronounced.

“And you run a spaceship,” she said in mock disbelief.

“Can’t be that hard,” he determined, ignoring the dig.

“Apparently not. But this might be. It’s a complicated piece of medical equipment, not a rattletrap transport,” she scoffed.

“Hey! That’s Serenity you’re talkin’ about!” he objected.

“And its this hibernation chamber and this young woman’s life I’m talking about, too!” she insisted. “These things haven’t been in general service for years!”

“It has lots of easy-to-read buttons on the front,” he perceived.

“That you don’t how to use,” she corrected.

“You position finger, like this, and push in a pointedly direction, thusly,” he demonstrated.

“I still think you could kill her. Better to wait for someone . . . better,” she advised.

“I think they probably built these things to open easy, like a beer can,” he supposed.

“And how is this th

Comments
Friday, 16 December 2005 02:04
It gets better and better.

“What? Oh. Nude is when you are unclothed. Naked is when you are unclothed when you should be clothed. ‘Nekkid’ is when you are unclothed and up to something.”

You've been browsing my site! Good steal, though. I can't remember where I stole it from.



Friday, 16 December 2005 02:39
i bow to your fic writing powers, for they are great and, uh, powerful.
2X2
Friday, 16 December 2005 03:37
Quote: Inara looked up at them both, as if it was a crime to be male and they had just been convicted. “I am technically known as a ‘Free Companion’.”

“Which I’m fair certain is not a reference to your rates.


BWAH!!! That is soooo Mal!! I laughed out loud at that one! Great banter!

Also loved this exchange:
“It’s not an exclusive trait,” defended Inara. “Men can use sex to get what they want.”

“Sex IS what men want,” he countered.

“Well . . . point taken.”

Tee hee! Great stuff!
Friday, 16 December 2005 03:46
'An original vinyl analog recording of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.'

Oooh!
Friday, 16 December 2005 10:06
Brilliant stuff as always!
Friday, 16 December 2005 10:33
Sgt. Pepper and Action Comics #1 - absolutely brilliant.
That goes double for the Mal & Inara banter, which was as priceless as those trophy room relics.
I can't really say anything other than that without breaking into a frenetic fan-freak babble.
Oh, wait... ;P
SALAMANDER
Saturday, 17 December 2005 00:15
Aarrgh! I have come to the end of the pre-written chapters!! Now I have to wait impatiently with everyone else! Thank heavenes the upload date on each chapter aren't that far apart.

I usually go looking for the novel length fiction as most of those who are willing to stick with a story of that length have some skill in the craft of writing. You go so far beyond the usual standard. I am also impressed on how you manage to find the time to get out these long chapters - not to mention making it all hang together even though it is being pushed out in chapters.

You definately deserve the book deal.

Salamander
Saturday, 17 December 2005 22:12
Love this. All my favourite bits were the dialogue passages between Inara and Mal, just love the banter! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:26
“Mal, that was a completely cogent and politically astute thought. Have you been drinking?”
BWAH!!!! loved the details about Nyan Nyan and Book's histories...very interesting

b
Sunday, 08 January 2006 16:57
Lei Chin Yi!!! THAT'S Johnny's Name! Thank you! And now I know where I've heard it! Serenity! HA! YAY! Ok, now that I've taken care of that little niggling detail that's been bugging me several ways from Sunday:

Love this chapter. Mal and Inara make me giggle ecstatically. Out loud. In the library.

*runs to the next chapter* I think I actually like being able to go straight to the next chapter without waiting!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 10 February 2006 20:25
The dialog at the beginning between Mal & Inara was the best you've written yet. SO FUNNY!!

CallMeSerenity (trying desperately to get caught back up and loving every second of it!)
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 10 April 2006 17:26
I loved Mal and Inara's opening banter. Had me ROFL. SOOOOOOOOO funny

“I think they probably built these things to open easy, like a beer can,” he supposed.

“And how is this thing even remotely like a beer can?” she riposted.

“Well, it is round,” he offered.

“And to think I doubted your technical competence,” she pronounced.



Absolutly fantastic. Definatly one of my fav chapters.
Sunday, 28 May 2006 00:10
Very impressive! Bendy, the last comedian I heard use the nude, naked, nekkid definitions was the late great Lewis Grizzard, a Southern comedian who died in a heart operation, if I remember correctly.

I enjoyed the artifacts, but was dismayed that no works by that renowned Browncoat artist
MPhillips were included. Maybe they are in another location on the ship.

Post Your Comments

You must log in to post comments.