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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Thirty-Nine

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The Battle of New Lesbos

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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Thirty Nine

Fox was having a hell of a time. He grinned to himself as he tromped towards the village. This town – this whole gorram island – was filled with women. Helpless, defenseless women. Sure, some of them were a fair bit on the manly side, but there were plenty of nubile little pretties out here. If he had known about this place years ago, he would have settled in, taken over, and had the nicest little harem this side of the ‘verse. Hell, even keep the rougher looking ones around – plenty of work to be done. Nearest constabulary station was eighty miles away. Over water. With the proper handling, this could be a right proper little kingdom.

Too bad he would be burning it down.

They had started with the little cottage the shuttle had landed in front of. They didn’t burn the shuttle, of course, just screwed with the fuel intake enough to keep it from lifting – always give your prey an obvious and completely false means of retreat. He had learned that on Boros, during the War. But the cottage, the little sickening sweet and cozy little bitch-shack, with all the flowers and birdhouses, that he took relish in torching. As soon as he had ascertained that his prey was not within, he had chucked an explosive incendiary inside and watched it burn. Then he turned and spelled out the plan with Micah and Tonk.

It was simple: Tonk would conceal himself near the shuttle, while he and Micah would swing around the other third points and come at the town from those directions. They didn’t know who they were looking for, of course, but who ever it was would flee the town and head for the shuttle to escape. Tonk was to let them get in, start her up. When she didn’t fly, they’d likely send a wave to that Firefly, and that he could track.

In the meantime, they got to take a pleasant evening stroll and burn down a bunch of stuff.

He had ordered both of his lackeys not to kill anyone, unless they had to, and not to hurt them too bad if they could help it. And

Comments
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:25
I'll join Inara with the hysterical laughter about Jayne

rofl

syzg
Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:35
Aww, hell. This was a great ride. Perfect mix of funny and dramatic, just like on the show, lots of great lines and DAMN, you worked in the burning temple, for gummybears' sake!!! Took me a while to stop the hysterical giggles when I read that!

"Nonsense! I’ve been on the Rim for a year, now. Do this sort of thing all the time." Hah! Isn't she a bragging sort? *g*

How long 'til the next part? This story is seriously addictive.
Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:17
Loved Inara forgetting herself and kissing her 'hero' Mal and poor Jayne thinking to get some sexual compensation for his thrilling heroics just getting stared at in his toga. Damn cunning disguise. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:54
Nice work slipping the burning temple in.



GGCRONO
Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:18
That last bit was absolutely priceless.
Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:40
Big Damn Heroes wear togas.
Who knew?
Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:17
Go crew!!
Friday, 25 November 2005 16:56
“Gorram it! Who the hell is that?”

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *punches air*

b
Friday, 25 November 2005 17:00
YAY!!! I love this oh so much! you had built in togas 'n all! heheh and a giggling Inara, toped off with a kiss and warrior like Inara! i must say i love it! Made my gorram day!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 25 November 2005 17:03
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Womack a dirty (as in moonlighted in crime) Fed? Or is this a different Womack?

Yeah, probably a different Womack.
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:57
Yeah, this is a different Womack. I know a Womack family I went to High School with. Never liked them. They were like these guys. Ran a wrecker service. Real vultures. But these guys might be related . . . small 'verse, and all.

StA
Saturday, 26 November 2005 09:23
This story is fantastic i just read the whole thing though and my god it is smazin... and hilarious... can't forget hilarious.

Hey do u know if there is a way to find out when an author updates, like get an e-mail or sumthing...

i don't know but anyway i luv ur story it is bueatifully wriitn and the charecters r spot on

angelwynne
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:36
The moment I read the words 'Burning temple' I burst out laughing, thinking of the novelisation of Serenity.

Kudos to you StA on being able to work in every little thing into this story.
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 12 January 2006 12:36
The moment I read the words 'Burning temple' I burst out laughing, thinking of the novelisation of Serenity.

Kudos to you StA on being able to work in every little thing into this story.

Godeskian

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