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The Losing side, Chapter 35

Sunday, February 11, 2007

This is Chapter 35, In Which the Plot Completely Fails to Move Forward (But it will soon - I promise!). Mal and Wash are still in the POW camp, and they, their guard, and their fellow prisoners are starting to go just a little nuts. That would account for the abundance of petrified badger dung, knightings, and hand-knitted golf-ball cleaners in this chapter of my oh-so-serious prison story.

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As the storm died down and the light began to fade, Mal stood and hobbled his way over to Wash, shivering quietly in the corner. “Wash? You okay?” Wash nodded silently.

Zeke joined Mal and knelt down next to Wash. Feeling Wash’s icy hands, he looked up. “No, he’s not. You two can’t spend the night like this.”

“Yes, we can,” said Mal with firm authority, his words directed more at Wash than Zeke. “Not cold enough ta’ kill us,” said Mal, wishing he had some way to help. The pilot’s jaw was set and he clearly had no intention of complaining, but it was going to be a very long night.

Zeke looked at Mal in dismay. “So that’s it? You’re not going to die, so it’s okay? You don’t seem wildly concerned about yourself, but I’m pretty unhappy at the idea of seeing Wash suffer, and I think you are too.”

“Suit yourself,” said Wash. “I’ve never had hypothermia, I’m looking forward to trying it.” He looked at Zeke, who was still regarding him with concern. “Thanks,” he said in a small voice, staring at the floor. Zeke gripped his shoulder gently and moved away.

“Ming’s Pizza and Prison Food, here with a delivery for – ah housing unit 28A?” interrupted Khiloh’s voice on the intercom box. “Come and get it before it starts breeding new and exotic life forms.”

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They’d essentially been on starvation rations, with the day shift guard bringing them breakfast and the swing shift guard finding an excuse to deny them food every night, so the hot, filling food was ambrosia. Khiloh had also brought them a large jug of hot chocolate, which the dry prisoners forced on Mal and Wash until they protested that they were going to die of chocolate poisoning.

The rain stopped, and with their stomachs content for the first time in days, five grateful men went outside. “Sir?” asked Zeke hesitantly. “I may be really out of line here, but Wash hasn’t stopped shivering since he came back in, and Mal is chained up so he can’t even move around much to stay warm. I’m –worried about them.”

Mal shot Zeke a look

Comments
Sunday, 11 February 2007 19:28
Oh...oh...can't breathe....too funny for sentencing...properly!

;D

Now this was some brilliantly hilarious work, jetflair! Definitely was feeling the Joss-bramd of twisted comedy with this chapter of "The Losing Side," with a side of Pythonesque insanity at the end with Khiloh's grandparents;)

BEB
Monday, 12 February 2007 00:16
Very enjoyable. Khiloh is taking to his evil-guard training quite well. And bickering in advanced mathematical theory? Now that's original. Heck, I'm not sure if I spelled it right.

Lovin' it so far. But I must ask, when does our insatiable desire to see something get blown up or shot going to be sated? Just curious.


"Her legs. Definitely her legs. You can put that down."


Rob O.
Saturday, 24 February 2007 02:03
Yes, indeedy... the plot did completely fail to move forward ;-) , and yet I still enjoyed it.

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