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The Games Men Play Part 4 - Final

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Alright everyone, this is the end of the "Games" series and it serves a two-fold purpose. First, it ends this series so I can move on to something else. Second, it's therapy for me, therapy for the images Yanlei burned into my mind with the first Fire Fly Fan Fic I ever read. Leave me some feedback. If you like it, Fabulous! If you don't, just relax, its only fun! This is twisted - you've been warned!

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2432    RATING: 10.0 (NC17)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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“Shepherd…can…uh, I speak with you a moment?” Jayne asked, hurrying down the corridor towards Book.

“Sure Jayne, what's on your mind?” Book replied, turning towards the pursuing Jayne.

Scratching his head, a confused look on his face, Jayne continued. “You remember you tellin’ me I could get back at Mal and the Doc without puttin’ a hurt to em’?”

“Yes, Jayne.” Book replied, “Are you sure you don’t just want to forgive them and move on? That would make you the better man, Jayne.” Continued the Shepherd, placing his hand on Jayne’s shoulder.

“Better MAN, yeah right, Shepherd, I ain’t in' trested in bein’ no better man, I just wanna hurt their pride a little, like they hurt mine.” Jayne continued, wriggling out of Book’s grasp.

“I doubt you’ll be able to get Simon and Mal drunk, Jayne….let alone…” Book began to say, before being abruptly cut off by Jayne.

“Gorramit Preacher! I gotta do somethin’ different, somethin’ ain’t been done before to em’. I need your help Shepherd, I ain’t used to this kinda thing.” Jayne stated, pleading with Book to help him.

“All I’ll say Jayne, is that while I might be willing to give you advice in this matter, I’ll take no part in the execution of any plan.” Book counseled, a slight grin developing on his face. “What you need is a setup….” Resting his arm on Jayne’s shoulder both turned to continue down the corridor, Shepherd Book whispering into Jayne’s ear as they walked.

“Really? That’d be gorram shiny…huh…how’m I...” flowed from Jayne’s mouth, the two becoming quieter as they continued down the corridor.

***

A quick stop at Beaumonde gave Jayne the perfect chance to begin putting his plan into action. It had been well thought out, every step he took, laid out in advance. Book had helped with, well, just about all the details, but Jayne still believed the plan to be his own, his revenge for the misbehaving done to him earlier.

His walk through the streets of Beaumonde was determined. He didn’t have much time, but he did know he didn’t ha

Comments
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:34
Hee! I wondered as I read if that's where this would end up. *g* Poor Jayne, robbed of his revenge. *pets*

"I love my captain."
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:59
If he said that it was slash, he'd have ruined the ending! Its not that graphic, dont be a wuss =P

Nice to know my Simon/Mal fic burned your mind, Timo =P
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 03:55
I don't typically read slash, so I'd have appreciated a warning.

I was enjoying it up until the end.
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:19
Spacie, you deserve and you're gonna get a complete auditory review of this, but for now, tonight, I'm giving you what I can't wait to say, even though I ain't finished reading this shiny bit of Jayne and friends goodness. I feel a bit like I have a nice 5-layer homemade German Chockie Cake sitting in front of me, and I'm only swiping my finger around the edge of the frosting for a mere lick, knowing I'll be having a nice big slice another night. Here goes the lick, and the reaction, since I only read to about 1/3 of the way down:

Scratching his head, a confused look on his face, Jayne continued. “You remember you tellin’ me I could get back at Mal and the Doc without puttin’ a hurt to em’?” ----This is quintessential Jayne. I see and hear him doing this, Babe.

“Yes, Jayne.” Book replied, “Are you sure you don’t just want to forgive them and move on? That would make you the better man, Jayne.” Continued the Shepherd, placing his hand on Jayne’s shoulder.----Again, perfect Book! Walking, talking, hand-placement,NICE!


“Better MAN, yeah right, Shepherd, I ain’t in' trested in bein’ no better man, I just wanna hurt their pride a little, like they hurt mine.” Jayne continued, wriggling out of Book’s grasp.----"in'trested" is a great bit of Jayneglish.

“JIGGLES” Glowed bright in neon above the door.----*laughs till she coughs, vestiges of the sinus cold popping up... Jeezus, Spacie. There's a story behind the name, yeah? Is it tellable in here? If so, your fans like me could stand to hear it....

Slapping a handful of credits on the counter, Jayne blurted “I need a whore…. real quick!”. Turning around to survey the inventory, he spied a previous exploit, who had done a wonderful job of talking dirty to him while completing transactions. Her words were so good he often heard them in his own head; a chorus of five voices speaking in unison, during transactions in his own bunk.------oh my sweet buddha on a bagel...."during transactions in his own bunk." Umm, Space? You da MAN at making my favorite BDH-man flex his Jayne-mind in just the right ways. I could kiss ya for it.

Okay. That's all I've got for the nonce. More to come, and it'll come inside your ears, and then I'll come back here and post some choice bits of feedback here too. On the installment plan.

As for the anonymous detractor who complained about slash? If you got far enough to actually read what I haven't read yet, and you found out it WAS slash, and yet you continued reading it? Then that comment of yours is just GUILT talkin'. Fess up. Ya liked it, didn't ya... *smooch*






Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:31
Loved this! I had an inkling this would happen and wasn't disappointed. Would like to see more Simon/Mal goodness and where the two of them go from here. Bravo, this was great fun. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:51
I'm not exactly a slash fan, either, but admit it, folks: this was FRAKKIN' HI-LARIOUS! Did Jayne think anything about what he was going to do once he got in the shuttle? Did he even bring a camera to capture the moment, or was he just going to jump out and laugh? Did River know about Mal and Simon, or did she just tell them Jayne's plan and they cooked this scene up to see how he would react? Inquiring minds want to know! I think we need an epilogue.

(Jayne winced as Wash's phrase from the U-day bar echoed in his head-- "blow a new crater in this little moon!")
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:14
Spacey, you and your filthy, filthy mind. I'd pretend to be apauled, but in part 4 (yet to be released) of my fanfic "Brain for a Day"

http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesun.aspx?bid=10369

there's a story about hair. Special hair. Check it out.
Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:57
Amdobell-thanks for the shiny encouragement, but I'm quite sure, I couldn't write beyond, so don't expect any mor Mal/Simon stuff from me - See description, that duty falls to Yanlei.

BSCPantherfan-Man....Ya, had to do that didn't ya. Epilogue, I'm trying to kill this thing...move on to something more, uh, serious, and then you go off and suggest an epilogue, why would you do that to me!!!!!! My minds been running at full speed ever since I saw your feedback, I've been straining hard to keep my fingers off the keyboard today - work, ya know. In anycase, even I, am interested in the next steps of our favorite Merc, dunno, if I do, it's gonna be short. DAMN IT BSC! I've written it 3 times in my head while typing this response!

LFabry - Filthy mind???? ME????? Nah? *goes off to read your fic*
Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:39
Gotta say...ending surprised the crap out of me, but it was totally hiliarious to picture Jayne being all child-like in waiting to surprise Mal and Simon in their glory, then picturing his face as they make those "special comments" to one another:P

However, if ya do decide not to do an epilogue, I hope it's alright if I just imagine the ending being a ploy to further mess with Jayne, via help from River;)

BEB
Wednesday, 24 May 2006 05:37
Ok, like so many here this one really took me by surprise. And like many others here I'm not a huge fan of slash (try to avoid it actually). But this was so damn funny that it was worth reading!
Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:22
*Her words were so good he often heard them in his own head; a chorus of five voices speaking in unison, during transactions in his own bunk.*
Nice one. 'Transactions'

*Book decided to head outdoors to enjoy a few well-earned tokes on his pipe.*
I knew it! He sounds like he always has cottonmouth and this just verifies it. :)

*Ren ci de shang di quing dai wo zou*
Good mandarin, I like it.
Friday, 26 May 2006 03:34
Gorram best line in a fic with a myriad of them: "It had only been an hour or so, slightly before meeting time designated in the note, when he heard light footsteps enter the shuttle. Trying hard to keep his breathing low, he watched, as Simon tiptoed into the shuttle. Candles and incense in his hands. He stripped down, exposing himself to the coolness of the shuttle. The sight caused Jayne to turn his head, but only for a moment, remembering he’d been subject to the same exposure at the hands of the doc." The scene is set beautifully, I found myself mouth-breathing, so as not to make a sound, empathising with Jayne as he quietly breathed. I <i>saw</i> Simon walk in, strip and prepare to meet his lover. And before I read the next bit, I knew Jayne'd turn his head away in reaction only to not be able to help turning back to look his fill. Spacey? You've got a fan for life in me. Gods, you've got so much talent, and I'm fortunate to have the reading of you.

Now to the Hi-larity: oh my sweet ruttin' GOD, the ending of this...is sexy, is funny, made me red-faced with both sensuality and glee. One question remains: How will our big merc get out of there now, and is there a faint possibility that he'd want to stay, as long as nobody but us would know he had a hankering to watch?
ENGINEANGEL
Thursday, 13 July 2006 05:24
<<“Are you sure you don’t just want to forgive them and move on? That would make you the better man, Jayne.”>> --- perfect book saying again, you seem to have book down to a tee :)

<<Book had helped with, well, just about all the details, but Jayne still believed the plan to be his own, his revenge for the misbehaving done to him earlier.>> --- perfect jayne there, love it

"JIGGLES"......jiggles???!!! ha ha ha!!!!!

<<“Hey there…. big…” started the blonde haired lady of the night>> --- love that line

<<“I’m preparing a special, glazed protein bar dish, very difficult, a delicacy aboard some FireFly class ships I hear” Book responded>> --- LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

<< For the first time he could remember, he was actually using his head, well the one on his shoulders, to get even with someone.>> --- oh very nice, had me laughing again

The letter was awesome!!!!! I just gasped, and was like, oh that's so perfect!!!! :D

<<The captain sashayed in, not a stitch of clothing covering his body, a smile forming on his face.>> --- MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Wow, ok that was funny. Kept me laughing basically all the time! Whew...I'm out of breath! I loved it Tim, you sure are one big damn writer! :D This is my favorite of all of the parts in this series so far, and I rate it a total 10!

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