Male and Female Imponderables - Sex and Violins (Stolen from Martin Mull)
POSTED BY: JonnyQuest
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:36
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Yeppers, I agree with KelKhil on that one...I'll offer my services. 
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I kinda like the Dilbert idea of mini anti-gravity belts that held them up:)
And this is for Kelkhil, Jonny, and Tristan.
"According to recent studies, breast massage may be a way to reduce risk of cancer. A five minute massage of breast tissue per week could provide stimulation and release of toxins built up in the underlying muscle."
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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ALRIGHTY! Get in line Ladies!
Tristan, JQ we'll work in shifts. Half an hour each until they are all taken care of.
We wouldn't want you ladys to get sick or anything!
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken
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Shiny! Thank you for that, MSG!
Ah, finally something that is enjoyable and good for the recipient! 
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Originally posted by msg:
Apparently you just need to change how they see you. I can say that I've had a few guys change my mind about the "just friends" thing with a really decent move. One in particular springs to mind. Just goofing around flag football ended up flat on my back being kissed senseless...definitely a great kisser and I stopped seeing him as a friend right that second.
Sound advice, but it seems when I try something so bold they seem disgusted by it or as if I'm betraying the friendship by being flirty. Or I'm being too forward.
I try to meet girls with whom I share common interests and build on that. In the process I seem to fall into the "buddy pit". I don't know if it's my approach or maybe I'm just cursed.
Separated at birth?
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The newly crowned Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa! Woohoo!!
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Hey anything I can do to advance women's health:)
EDIT_ MCQ you definitely know the wrong women...maybe try some that don't have common interests:) I'm guessing you're in your early 20's though so it may just be the age group
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Kelkhil wrote:
Well If you would let us hold them from time to time it would help with the weight thing!
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Tristan wrote:
Yeppers, I agree with KelKhil on that one...I'll offer my services.
You guys are too funny! Luckily we have two - one for Kelkhil and one for Tristan.
My 1st love? Hmmm, I don't remember ever not loving guys. The 1st one that is memorable was in 3rd grade. Every recess period I would chase him on the playground, catch him, and then kiss him. I knew he liked it because I was a slow runner, and he was the fastest runner in the whole class.
McQ, I think you need to find a bold woman that will give you some strong indications that she's interested. Good luck on the search.
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Kelkhil wrote:
ALRIGHTY! Get in line Ladies!
Tristan, JQ we'll work in shifts. Half an hour each until they are all taken care of.
We wouldn't want you ladys to get sick or anything!
Yikes, I forgot JQ. Sorry, Jonny. Luckily it sounds like Kelkhil has a schedule set up. Thanks, Kelkhil, for looking out for our health!
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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*sigh*
I miss fondling breasts....
*sigh*
*ahem* Sorry, did not mean to think that out loud...
-EDIT-
Hey, there VerseExplorer! :hugs:
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*points her double d's at Tristan*
Here ya go. I'm in a bad mood anyway, so it might cheer me up. Go nuts!
Now, were we discussing cybersex?
*looks at the time* sod it! Time to go!
*rushes off*
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