Male and Female Imponderables - Sex and Violins (Stolen from Martin Mull)
POSTED BY: JonnyQuest
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:36
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Ok the booby trap thing made me laugh sooooo hard:)
James- yeah we're kind of freaks of nature. I've actually had a woman come up and tell me it's wrong to get implants...so then I had to explain they're real...see fake would be better. weighs 1/2 as much and doesn't cause back problems and such...so if you do meet a DD or bigger...offer a back rub, 'cause I guarantee she's having back pain:)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Eloisa! Vinterdraken! Hey! Where y'all been!
Um, cybersex...never really tried it. I'm more of a hands-on kinda guy. 
NVG, I know I missed you, but goodnight all the same.
RugBug....one of the original reasons for this thread was for us to air what was grieving us...so, out with it. There is no such thing as too whiney here!
JQ....booby trap....oy!
MSG, I am sorry for your troubles...but I do agree...where were you when I was a student?!? 
Where's the Mr? Have not seen him around in a spell.
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Fingers are faster than the brain tonight...wanted to say hello to McQ, too!
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Penguin - I see that you, like my own self, are from the "Mythical Land that is Iowa", however, if you're the king of this "corny" state, then what would that make me? The Court Jester, perhaps? Just thought we could clear this up. Anyway, just wanted to wave in your general direction since we're both "I-owe-an"sI dub you the official "Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa"!
Oh boy!! I feel so 'official' now - being the Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa"! This is such an honor - umm - I think!!
Separated at birth?
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Originally posted by McQ:
Penguin - I see that you, like my own self, are from the "Mythical Land that is Iowa", however, if you're the king of this "corny" state, then what would that make me? The Court Jester, perhaps? Just thought we could clear this up. Anyway, just wanted to wave in your general direction since we're both "I-owe-an"s
Oh boy!! I feel so 'official' now. This is such an honor being the Court Jester of the "Mythical Land that is Iowa" - umm - I think it's an honor. Umm, is it?
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Interestingly enough, when I was 18 (revealing my age, here) I was legal to drink in DC - only 7 miles from U-MD, College Park where I went to school. Couldn't drink in Maryland, though. I was "grandfather claused" in DC - the drinking age had just turned to 21.
The 'Vouz isn't what you think. It's a nasty college bar and the beer was/is so thick on the floor that you had to have "Vouz Shoes" - Shoes that you didn't care about because it was so gross in there! -
I just tried to find a pic on 'bucket or google but can't find one. You are better off, anyway.]
Wow - you are talking about my life! LOL I remember being really ticked off when they said they were changing the drinking age in VA to 21 from 18. I was "grandfathered" as well.
Love them old dudes. LOL
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Eloisa and JQ: A while back I saw a book that was featured in my book club catalogue called The Loner's Manifesto (if I remember the title correctly). It was all about how being a loner is not such a bad thing and that we are more valuable to society than most would have us believe. While I agree with that and would never want to change my loner nature it would still be nice to have someone to talk to and hang out with.
Traveler: I'm sorry about your friends and family. My family had to distance themselves from my Grandmother who is a raging alcoholic. My Mom and her sisters just couldn't watch her destroy herself anymore and said it is the bottle or us, she chose the bottle.
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Damnit! I missed that ONE part in all this talking about boobs and other nasty crap where someone brought up land mines...
In case anyone's wondering, they ACTUALLY put "Front towards enemy" on those things.
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Place my body on a ship and burn it on the sea,
Let my spirit rise, Valkiries carry me.
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me.
Fires burn into the sky, my spirit will never die.
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wow..this thread has been rather interesting!!
CMH, MSG said she wishes she had a sign on her chest pointing up to her face which says 'this way to face', kind of thing, which then reminded NVG of the claymore thing.
hehehehe...i can't believe they actually put that on the mines! should people who need a sign like that really be handling mines?!
ummm...oh, yeah, i'm a total loner as well, only really have one really close friend (he's bernardbrowncoat here, if you ever run into him) but i like not having heaps friends, i don't really need them, as such...well, no, but i like to be by myself alot.
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CMH- well they have to...think of the consequences if they didn't:) Have you seen the instructions an an RPG for heaven's sake?
FMF-yippee you're here!Did you see the shiny thread we made for you? HUGS...hey if you bestow titles...can I be dutchess of the kitty cats???
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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