Male and Female Imponderables - Sex and Violins (Stolen from Martin Mull)
POSTED BY: JonnyQuest
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:36
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Ah! Tease me with those, then run off! Not fair!!
*chases after DTH*
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Originally posted by msg:
MCQ you definitely know the wrong women...maybe try some that don't have common interests:) I'm guessing you're in your early 20's though so it may just be the age group
Actually I'm 32 - how sad is that?
Separated at birth?
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Tristan wrote:
Ah! Tease me with those, then run off! Not fair!!
*chases after DTH*
Go, Tristan, go! You can catch her. DeskTopHippie is quick, but I have confidence that you can catch up with her.
McQ, I have a nephew in the Mythical Land of Iowa, who was in a very similar situations. He's a sweet friendly beer drinking 29 year old. He recently connected with an old girl friend (just friend - girl friend). They are becoming an item. Girls start to appreciate the nice guys in their late 20s and early 30s. There is hope!
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Any hope is better than no hope at all. 
I'll take what I can get.
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OK I've given up on catching up cause I'll just never be able to post again.
I think I'll just go back to.....oh I don't know...here!
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Originally posted by msg:
"According to recent studies, breast massage may be a way to reduce risk of cancer. A five minute massage of breast tissue per week could provide stimulation and release of toxins built up in the underlying muscle."
I would only read this after elections. Come to think of it I don't remember surgeon general being on the ballot. And here I was going to put a write in for MsG. Oh well maybe there's some other way to get this fine medical advice out to the world. Hmmmm....maybe someone could edit it into the firefly theme song and then we could send out edited dvds to women everywhere. Spread the verse and proper breast care all at the same time.
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Now that's thinking Zeek...plus with Jayne, and Captain Tightpants there..lots of women would be in the mood to take their shirts off anyway
McQ- ok I am forced to only one conclusion...there are a lot of dumb women where you live...maybe you should move!
OK folks heading home after I finish my dance at the pub. My yoga class awaits and then I have to go buy a wedding gift for a girl at MisterG's work...
Magda_ HUGS and such and I hope I didn't get you in over your head in the pub, but knowing my big sis...you're probably ahead of me.
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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McQ wrote:
Any hope is better than no hope at all.I'll take what I can get.
I'll be sending some positive thoughts your direction that a sweet lady will make herself known to you. With any luck, you'll find her before the Sequel comes out.
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Originally posted by VerseExplorer:Quote:
McQ wrote:
Any hope is better than no hope at all.
I'll be sending some positive thoughts your direction that a sweet lady will make herself known to you. With any luck, you'll find her before the Sequel comes out.
So...how long does that give me to wait?
Even then, it's a kind and sweet guesture. Muchly appreciated. Separated at birth?
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Originally posted by msg:
LOL Jonny ok now goto your cupboard and get a 15 pound bag of flour and strap it to your chest using straps...we'll see how long you like it
Okay, we don't have any 15 lb. bags around here. They sell 'em at the store in 5 lb. bags. So I bought three of them. Luckily you ladies were talking about all of those lingering shops earlier and I was able to find the appropriate sling for them.
I see what you mean about not having anyone look you in the eye. People were staring at my chest all day long!
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Originally posted by VerseExplorer:Quote:
Kelkhil wrote:
Well If you would let us hold them from time to time it would help with the weight thing!Quote:
Tristan wrote:
Yeppers, I agree with KelKhil on that one...I'll offer my services.
You guys are too funny! Luckily we have two - one for Kelkhil and one for Tristan.
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Originally posted by VerseExplorer:Quote:
Kelkhil wrote:
ALRIGHTY! Get in line Ladies!
Tristan, JQ we'll work in shifts. Half an hour each until they are all taken care of.
We wouldn't want you ladys to get sick or anything!
Yikes, I forgot JQ. Sorry, Jonny. Luckily it sounds like Kelkhil has a schedule set up. Thanks, Kelkhil, for looking out for our health!
Uh huh. See how you are? But that's okay. Maybe you know someone who could fit into my special bra and all three of us would be accomodated. That is if Tristan ever gets back. Or I could just go into business for myself:
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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JonnyQ, you tickle me! LOL Atleast the price is right - FREE.
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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