Nothing good can come from eating vegetables...

POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 20, 2006 13:41
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HERO

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:33 PM

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060918/D8K774C80.html

I wanted to mention something that I have known for years. Spinach is not good for you. When I was a child I remember being horrified at the blatent genetic mutations that could occur simply by consuming a can of spinach. Horrible difigurments to one's arms and chest, diminished intellegence, speech impediments, squinting of the eyes, and a propensity for violence.

Now it is revealed that even fresh spinach is deadly...I call upon all of you, my good and dear, if often misguided with you slavish adherance to a liberal agenda that is bad for America,friends to reject vegetables and join me in a meat eating protest of the Big-Vegetable's goals of global domination.

Beef...its what's for dinner. Ok, actually I'm doing catfish on the grill with butter and salt and a side order of cole slaw.

H

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:35 PM

Ak ak ak ak ak! I'm strong to the finischt 'coz I eats me spinischt!

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:39 PM

*tosses a fuzzle at desktophippie*

I've been telling mom this for the better part of 16 years.

End of line.

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Monday, September 18, 2006 2:42 PM

I am what I am!

Stopping now.

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CHRISISALL

Monday, September 18, 2006 3:59 PM

My 7 year-old won't eat that crap, and his IQ's higher than mine. I'll start listin' to him more often.....

Genius-challenged Chrisisall

FREMDFIRMA

Monday, September 18, 2006 5:14 PM

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When I was a child I remember being horrified at the blatent genetic mutations that could occur simply by consuming a can of spinach. Horrible difigurments to one's arms and chest, diminished intellegence, speech impediments, squinting of the eyes, and a propensity for violence.

I'm a bit put out that no one else caught that one yet..

(Edit: Ark, missed Hippies post above, bah, getting blind as well as senile, lol!)
That was slick Hero, gotta hand it to ya.

I guess Popeye the sailor man was a bit before the time of a lot of posters here.

Toot-toot!

-Frem

PS - You forgot smoking corncob pipes!

KAYNA

Monday, September 18, 2006 11:20 PM

I heard about this. I'm from Michigan so it's been on the news. Now I'm glad I never eat spinach.

And I love veggies! Been a broccali and peas fan since infance but they could never get me to eat that crap.

My folks always did steamed spinach. That did not smell like something edible. More like...sewage. Never understood how it was apatizing to them. Now I say I was right all along. Anything that smells like spinach can't be good for you.

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SWEETSERENDIPITY

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:38 PM

I reject BUTTER BEANS! Or lima beans, depending on your local.

Deb

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CHRISISALL

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

I guess Popeye the sailor man was a bit before the time of a lot of posters here.

Oh, I got it all right, I'm just tired of tellin' Hero how funny he can be...

Well blow me down Chrisisall

HERO

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, I got it all right, I'm just tired of tellin' Hero how funny he can be...

Please...I'm like the thong-covered arse of a supermodel. I might offend a few people here and there, but deep down, most people are always happy to see me.

H

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:25 PM

Depends on the colour of the thong, though.

Picky Chrisisall

HERO

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 6:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Depends on the colour of the thong, though.

Depends on the color of the supermodel, which is not a racial comment since nice looking supermodels are race-neutral and often vary widely in color, shape, and marketability. I note for the record that I am a very pale, pasty shade of white...kind of like Russell Crowe, only overweight, out of shape, not as tall, much poorer actor, no Australian accent, but can kill a Gaul with the best of them...one can bounce a quarter off my arse presuming you drop said coin from atop a large building.

This is no fun...somebody make fun of PirateNews or the rioting 'can't say a bad thing about Islam/Killing babies is ok' crowd. Or the Eagles...boy did they blow that game or what? Now those guys needed their spinach...I'm just sayin...

H

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
My 7 year-old won't eat that crap, and his IQ's higher than mine. I'll start listin' to him more often.....

Genius-challenged Chrisisall

Well me thinks that crap wouldn't be bad to eat if it wasn't covered in crap!

i don't know why everyone is surprised, I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.

When I ingest crap - I want it to have had a face!

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CHRISISALL

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.

Raise your hand if 'EEEWWWWWEUE'.

Sunnydale-like Chrisisall

DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.

Raise your hand if 'EEEWWWWWEUE'.

Don't know why you're so surprised. Growers have resisted for years providing porta-potties for their field workers. It seems the time it takes for people to walk back and forth from the can cuts too heavilly into the profit margin.

David

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SASSALICIOUS

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 4:59 AM

But but but I love vegetables.

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HERO

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 12:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sassalicious:
But but but I love vegetables.

They have their place. Lettuce and tomato go on top of the bacon douboe cheeseburger. A side order of cole slaw can do wonders for fish or ribs. A well placed cucumber can help one's marriage. But you must remember that you are consuming the vegetables, they are not consuming you...

H

SHINYTRINKET

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:35 PM

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When I ingest crap - I want it to have had a face!

Mr. Hanky maybe??

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sassalicious:
But but but I love vegetables.

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Ok but do you LOVE your vegetables??????????

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