Nothing good can come from eating vegetables...
POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 20, 2006 13:41
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Depends on the colour of the thong, though.
Picky Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Depends on the colour of the thong, though.
Depends on the color of the supermodel, which is not a racial comment since nice looking supermodels are race-neutral and often vary widely in color, shape, and marketability. I note for the record that I am a very pale, pasty shade of white...kind of like Russell Crowe, only overweight, out of shape, not as tall, much poorer actor, no Australian accent, but can kill a Gaul with the best of them...one can bounce a quarter off my arse presuming you drop said coin from atop a large building.
This is no fun...somebody make fun of PirateNews or the rioting 'can't say a bad thing about Islam/Killing babies is ok' crowd. Or the Eagles...boy did they blow that game or what? Now those guys needed their spinach...I'm just sayin...
H
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
My 7 year-old won't eat that crap, and his IQ's higher than mine. I'll start listin' to him more often.....
Genius-challenged Chrisisall
Well me thinks that crap wouldn't be bad to eat if it wasn't covered in crap!
i don't know why everyone is surprised, I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.
When I ingest crap - I want it to have had a face!
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.
Sunnydale-like Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:Raise your hand if 'EEEWWWWWEUE'.
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I KNOW I watched a 60 minutes or a 2020 that showed migrant farmers using the rows between crops for a crapporia.
Don't know why you're so surprised. Growers have resisted for years providing porta-potties for their field workers. It seems the time it takes for people to walk back and forth from the can cuts too heavilly into the profit margin.
David
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But but but I love vegetables.
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Originally posted by Sassalicious:
But but but I love vegetables.
They have their place. Lettuce and tomato go on top of the bacon douboe cheeseburger. A side order of cole slaw can do wonders for fish or ribs. A well placed cucumber can help one's marriage. But you must remember that you are consuming the vegetables, they are not consuming you...
H
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When I ingest crap - I want it to have had a face!
Mr. Hanky maybe??
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Originally posted by Sassalicious:
But but but I love vegetables.
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Wisconsin sucks. I don't want to be here.
~Forsaken Forever
Ok but do you LOVE your vegetables??????????
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