Nothing good can come from eating vegetables...
POSTED BY: Hero
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 20, 2006 13:41
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I wanted to mention something that I have known for years. Spinach is not good for you. When I was a child I remember being horrified at the blatent genetic mutations that could occur simply by consuming a can of spinach. Horrible difigurments to one's arms and chest, diminished intellegence, speech impediments, squinting of the eyes, and a propensity for violence.
Now it is revealed that even fresh spinach is deadly...I call upon all of you, my good and dear, if often misguided with you slavish adherance to a liberal agenda that is bad for America,friends to reject vegetables and join me in a meat eating protest of the Big-Vegetable's goals of global domination.
Beef...its what's for dinner. Ok, actually I'm doing catfish on the grill with butter and salt and a side order of cole slaw.
H
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Ak ak ak ak ak! I'm strong to the finischt 'coz I eats me spinischt!
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*tosses a fuzzle at desktophippie*
I've been telling mom this for the better part of 16 years.
End of line.
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I am what I am!
Stopping now.
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My 7 year-old won't eat that crap, and his IQ's higher than mine. I'll start listin' to him more often.....
Genius-challenged Chrisisall
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When I was a child I remember being horrified at the blatent genetic mutations that could occur simply by consuming a can of spinach. Horrible difigurments to one's arms and chest, diminished intellegence, speech impediments, squinting of the eyes, and a propensity for violence.
I'm a bit put out that no one else caught that one yet..
(Edit: Ark, missed Hippies post above, bah, getting blind as well as senile, lol!)
That was slick Hero, gotta hand it to ya.
I guess Popeye the sailor man was a bit before the time of a lot of posters here.
Toot-toot!
-Frem
PS - You forgot smoking corncob pipes!
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I heard about this. I'm from Michigan so it's been on the news. Now I'm glad I never eat spinach.
And I love veggies! Been a broccali and peas fan since infance but they could never get me to eat that crap.
My folks always did steamed spinach. That did not smell like something edible. More like...sewage. Never understood how it was apatizing to them. Now I say I was right all along. Anything that smells like spinach can't be good for you.
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I reject BUTTER BEANS! Or lima beans, depending on your local.
Deb
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Quote:Oh, I got it all right, I'm just tired of tellin' Hero how funny he can be...
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
I guess Popeye the sailor man was a bit before the time of a lot of posters here.
Well blow me down Chrisisall
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, I got it all right, I'm just tired of tellin' Hero how funny he can be...
Please...I'm like the thong-covered arse of a supermodel. I might offend a few people here and there, but deep down, most people are always happy to see me.
H
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