Destiny, Episode 10: Forbidden Planet
POSTED BY: NEEDY
UPDATED: Thursday, May 18, 2006 20:07
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ooc:Huzzah! Let the fun times keep coming!
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Jazaf falls out of a panel in the ceiling covered in dust.
"Who won?"
"You did, Good Job. You had us all fooled. Now set a course" Soul says.
"I knew you'd never find me in the...." Jazaf covers his mouth, "you almost had me there Cap'n. I'm gonna plot that course now. Does Santo sound good to you guys?"
Not waiting for an answer Jazaf hurries to set the course.
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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"Did you hear that?" Jack asks Dr. Me.
Dr. Me pauses in his efforts to get wrest the chainsaw back from the Lovebots "Hear what?"
"A kind of... bubbling, gurgling type noise..."
"I didn't hear anything" Dr. Me says as he doubles his efforts "Give me back that chainsaw you infernal robot."
Both Jack and Dr. Me stop as the noise is heard again, louder this time.
"What IS that noise?" Dr. Me asks, abandoning his efforts.
"Sounds like it's coming from Safe." Jack says as they both lean in to locate the sound.
Unbeknowst to them, the sound is the chemical reaction of the chili, hot wings and cider Safe had for dinner last night, reacting in his stomach. As they lean in closer, Safe's "relaxed" muscles release the by-product of said reaction, putting the whole brass section of the London Philharmonic to shame.
"HOLY MOTHER OF ...."
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OOC: Jack!! Welcome back!!
You have been missed.
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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*from the far side of the ship*
What is that smell?
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Jazaf comes back from the bridge.
"'kay guys the path is lit just need the pilot to.....whoa!"
Jazaf covers his nose and mouth with his hands.
"I think a few of my nose hairs are now burnt." he says through his hands.
"Did I miss another attack?"
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OOC: Firstly, welcome back Jack! It's been too long.
Secondly, I laughing my ass off here, great writing folks. Sometimes, you just can't beat traditional toilet humour.
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After dealing with the Outsiders, Needy makes his way through the ship, past his crewmates to a quiet corner of the room.
The whole ordeal had got his pulse racing, and now his hands had started to shake as what had just happened caught up to him.
Plus, he figured, being the quiet soldier in front of Willie would make him look that much cooler.
Finally, after minutes alone, Willie joins him.
"Wow, you dealt with them bravely, all things considered" she compliments
Needy smiles and shrugs his shoulders as if to say "it was nothing"
"This is uncomfortable" he thinks to himself as he realises the conversation seems to have begun and ended there. The silence soon becomes unbearable.
Then their silence is interrupted, not by words, but by another type of intrusion.
Both Willie and the boy whore turn serious as an unnerving presence fills the ship. Their faces turn blue as they hold their breath so as not to let this evil force enter them.
Willie looks at Needy offended, until he shakes his head, denying all responsibility for the awful smell.
The smell that had left Safe's body seemed to have taken on a life of it's own - and now it was haunting the ship
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Safe opens his eyes, squinting through a massive headache. Taking a deep breath, he realises afterwards, was a mistake.
"Oh my... that is HORRIBLE! Who laid that?!?" Safe looks accusingly at Jack and Dr. Me.
"OOOhhh no you don't. You're not pulling the old 'he who smelt it dealt it' routine on me. You too should be ashamed of yourselves, that's disgusting."
Safe gets up from the table and storms out of the room "if you need me, I'll be in the engine room, upgrading the enviromental filters in case you two toxic butts plan a repeat performance."
Jack and Dr. Me gap at each other in disbelief, trying not to breathe through their noses.
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Needy uses the ancient language of "Charades" to tell Willie what they should do
*We've got to get out of here*, he signs. *I'm almost out of air*
*Me too* she communicates through the rare art of facial expressions. *What do you suggest?*
*If we can outrun the smell to my shuttle, I should be able to lock us in, preventing us from ever breathing in this stench*
*you lead the way*
Needy starts to run before Willie stops him by putting her hand on his shoulder... *but if this is one of your companion wiles you're using to lure me to your bed, you'll pay*
Needy nods in acceptance. He's amazed not only that she can convey such thoughts solely through facial expressions, but that he understood it in the first place.
Without wasting any more time, Needy begins his run to his shuttle, Willie close behind.
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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"Wow, this stench makes me feel even more filthy than I already am. I'm gonna take a shower. Oh yeah, the coordinates are set so the pilot can lift off whenever."
With that Jazaf heads for the bathroom with his shirt covering his face Bandito style.
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HAHAHA!!
Mental picture: wavey lines ooey ooey type music and deep announcer type voice...
Bandito Jazaf creeps through the ship, silent as the noxious stench he hopes to escape.
Wide brimmed black hat pulled down so that just his eyes are visible above his black mask.
But even the mask and the hat cannot hide the tears visible in his eyes. The anguish!
Gasping, he falls to the ground feet short of his goal, hand grasping and clawing, clawing and grasping in desperation...
Who will save our hero? Who?
Dun Dun Dah...
Tune in next week for our thrilling finale... Revenge of the BEANS!!!
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