Destiny, Episode 10: Forbidden Planet
POSTED BY: NEEDY
UPDATED: Thursday, May 18, 2006 20:07
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Flechette gets a thoughtful look on her face-
"Hey Amy, didn't we find a passage or something when we went exploring? Seems like we could just ... disappear and really give 'em something to talk about out there hmm?"
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Meanwhile outside the hold
"What going on?" What r they saying?" Hear a fight?"
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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"Awww man!! Now we can't hear and most importantly see the fight" Needy says trying to peer under the door.
"Au contraire gentlemen." Dr. Me says, producing a stethoscope. "I knew these things would come in handy one of these days."
"OOO good idea! I think I have something similar for engine diagnostics." Safe sprints back to the engine room and returns with a small bag.
He hands stethoscope to Jazaf and takes one for himself.
Needy looks up expectantly, "Umm where's mine?"
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot." Safe hands Needy a dixie cup.
"What am I... How come you...aww forget it" Needy huffs and places the cup against the door and his ear to the cup "Rassa frassin' mumble mumbe..."
"Captain, you want to listen?" Safe asks Soul who seems to be taking this all in stride.
"No thanks Safe." Soul sits back, making sure the others can't see the screen of his laptop computer, and keys up the security cameras for the room.
"You guys knock yourselves out. If I was you, I'd worry about Serenity catching you eavesdropping"
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Willie: Sounds like a plan.
*Willie leaves one boot on the floor*
Fake clues to confuse ‘em. Now, where’s this passageway...
*the women follow Flechette and Amy, winding around the innards of Destiny. They exit into a room behind the men and listen to their attempts to eavesdrop*
Quote:
Soul:You guys knock yourselves out. If I was you, I'd worry about Serenity catching you eavesdropping.
Serenity: They’re in trouble. With a capital T.
Willie: I think I’m gonna like it here.
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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Psst - Willie, regarding the beaus?
I do have dibs on Scottish Janye 
Hmmm should we make a grand entrance or let them get a bit more rope?
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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All the menfolk save Soul, who watches the events safe in his quarters, crowd the door.
'Can you hear anything?'
'I got nothing.'
'Why are they being so quiet! I thought catfights were loud.'
'Do you think they're still in there?'
'Why would they leave?'
The men back away from the door in frustration.
'I couldn't hear a gorram thing and I'm blaming you Safe for giving me this rutting dixie cup.'
'Well, being the Little man o' pleasure that you are, I didn't think you'd know how to use our listening devices.'
'I've played Doctor with more women than you can shake a wrench at!'
'I'm going in.'
All eyes turn to Jazaf. Entering a room with ladies conversing on personal and other topics not meant for male ears was a gutsy move. Especially when the women within could very well kill him. He takes a deep breath to calm his nerves. He tries the door.
'It's locked.' he says with more relief then he wanted known.
'What about the air ducts?' Needy says pointing up.
Within moments Jazaf is snaking through the duct system and after a few bad turns finds himself in the empty common room.
'Empty?'
Jazaf goes over and unlocks the door and lets in the rest of the crew.
'Well crud.'
'I figured a catfight would'a left some ripped clothes, a bra or two, and a pair of panties all thrown about the room.' Jaynebot says. Safe, Needy, Jazaf, and Jack take a moment of silence to imagine a horrible yet sexy battle between the First Mate and the Engineer hopeful.
'Well, they did leave a boot.' Doc. Me noted.
'Not enough to get excited over.'
'So where did they go?'
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:
'Well, they did leave a boot.' Doc. Me noted.
'Not enough to get excited over.'
OCC: I laughed and fell on the floor at this.
You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy
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“Hmmm… This isn’t working well.” Inside the common room, the males conclusively determine that the place is empty of females… or at least, of HUMAN females. Doctor Me suddenly gets an idea. He finds Bubbles, turns her around, opens a panel in her back, dons a special pair of goggles with attached earphones, and plugs a cord from the goggles into a convenient socket in her back. He frowns, disappointed. “Hmmmm… need some adjustments, here.”
Safe is curious. “Doc, what are you looking at?”
TheRealMe tinkers with Bubbles’ back. “Well, there are THREE female lovebots of this same model aboard Destiny. While our womenfolk used Bubbles and Buttercup to escort us out of their presence, they ignored Blossom. Most likely, Blossom followed behind them, wherever they went. Now, with just a few adjustments, any of the lovebots can perceive the surroundings of any other. In short, we can use this arrangement to see and hear anything Blossom can. I anticipate that this feature will be quite useful in the future… For example, if we ever find ourselves on a planet with gender-segregated hot springs baths.”
TheRealMe smiles. “Ah! I’m getting something! Uh, well, they’re… Ummm..."
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In the women's hiding place, Blossom turns to Serenity and Flechette. "The men have hacked into my sensory circuits. What do you want me to show them?"
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Oh man this thread is hilarious!!!!
I've just been catching up on messages and the recent situation has got me laughing my shrunken ass off!
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Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Dissatisfied with the reception he is getting through Bubbles, Doctor Me departs for a short time, then returns to the common room with a guitar. He strums it a few times.
“It’s been a long while, about a year, since I last composed a song. So, in hopes of convincing Willie to stay with us… here, for the first time anywhere, is a little ditty that I call Willie and her Destiny!”
Willie and Her Destiny
Willie, Willie, you’d be silly
To join up with this crew.
Truth is, facing certain doom
Is mostly all we do.
‘Tween kill-bots, Kimmels, mutant Needy,
And a large insectoid hive…
It’s a wonder, really, that
There’s anyone alive.
And crashing on this planet, well,
It’s hard to count the cost.
But we’re still here, except of course,
For all those we have lost.
Doctor Me stops, realizing sheepishly that he needs to sing about reasons for Willie to stay, not run away screaming.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
HAHAHAHAHA Thump(falls out of chair)HAHAHAHAHA crash(rolls into coffee table knocking over lamp) HAHAHAHAHA beep boop beep (Dials 911)HAHAHAHAHA Gasp....
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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