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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Sixty-Eight

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Mal and Campbell show why everybody is, indeed, a critic.

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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Sixty-Eight

DELTA TEAM LEADER -25:55

Wash paused as he closed the console back up. It had struck him, finally.

This was the stupidest gorram idea he’d had. Ever.

The reasoning behind it was sound. How do you cross four thousand miles of naked, unforgiving Black with no engines? The answer was on his wings.

Each of the missiles he had left in their racks was a multi-purpose tactical model, designed to do a variety of missions within a limited scope. They weren’t configured for atomics, chemicals or EMP – all those types of ordinance required specially designed vehicles. They were standard High Explosive charges. But they could be configured for a long, sneaky run at a target from a distance, using up every ounce of their fuel before they exploded . . . or they could be shot at a bad guy only a few hundred yards away.

Or they could be shot into position and detonated at a particular time with a timer.

That last element was the important one. Because between the two missiles, they had a substantial amount of propellant thrust available, thrust he could use. Thrust he needed desperately.

His tinkering in the ordinance console had resulted in the override of safety protocols, which ordinarily wouldn’t allow the missile’s engine to fire while it was still secured to the wing – a sensible precaution. But now the engines would engage while still attached, lending both powerful motors to the cause. By Wash’s calculations, it would take about four minutes to burn through the fuel, but the thrust would be enough to move the inert bulk of the Marauder up to a respectable speed.

Once the mass was in motion, it would stay in motion, thanks to Sir Isaac Newton, and the resulting momentum would, theoretically, push the ship into a trajectory close enough to the Sun Tzu’s docking port to use the maneuvering thrusters to dock. By his calculations, it would only take a little over three hours to traverse the distance.

The only problem was that the warh

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ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:27
So Wash is goina ride the bombs home? Wow, thought his stupid idea was to blow one up and ride the shockwave. ...That's really stupid ;)

Mal and Cambell mocking Shanny literally made me laugh out loud. Hot damn, I've never seen such good fanfiction writing!
Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:01
Them there bad guys don't stand a jot of a chance, I tells ya!

Shiny!
Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:19
Love the criticism of Shan Yu's dramatic technique!
Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:10
Now this is some Grade A quality stuff here, Screw! I mean it....Joss definitely needs you in his camp for writing stories, whether they be movies, shows, or books!

And I thought the whole Mal & Campbell Show of dumping on Shan Yu was totally hiliarious and in character. If Mal was riffing nicely when Niska tortured him, I can only imagine the stuff that Mal will come up with to irk Shan Yu:D

BEB
Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:15
Oh god. Now I'm just waiting on the edge of my ergonomically correct, lumbar-supporting office chair just WAITING to see what River's Big Damn Plan is. After all, there has to be SOME Big Damn Plan right? I mean, she IS an insane super-genius. And where's Inara and Miss Pretty Pretty Princess? Are they still getting it on? I miss our two lovely Companions!;)

LOVE love love love love the critique of Shan Yu's technique. My favorite part? Jayne's "Let's hear a song!!" What, Mr. Cobb, you were thinking maybe..."The Hero of Canton?"
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:50
The best bit was Mal and Campbell mocking Shan Yu, I can just imagine how furious he must be getting then River speaking up. *Wode ma*, there's a worry and a half there only I suspect she is going to give him the wrong code or do something so mind stunningly brilliant it will be thousands of years before he recovers - if ever. Oh yeah, that kind of crazy rocks. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:10
Excellent as usual. My husband looked at me like I was a loon as I laughed my a$$ off during the Campball/Reynolds critique of ol' Shan Yu. And yeah, Jayne's interjections just added to the merriment.

Can't wait for the next chapter!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 28 April 2006 01:06
Thank you, thank you!!! You make my day when I check the website and there is the next installment. Love all your work and look forward to much much more!
ANONYMOUS
Friday, 28 April 2006 05:26
yea! river!
WOONSOCKET
Friday, 28 April 2006 15:27
Love the banter! rotflmao!!!
Love Wash's story for his grandkids. The drone have already started to multiply :)
Could River possibly be sane enough to give the WT code?
ANONYMOUS
Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:35
"He knew he should have brought a dinosaur to talk to."

Thank you so much for a new chapter. I love Wash's great plan.

ANONYMOUS
Monday, 01 May 2006 16:26
Okay, so what's gonna happen? Love Wash's deciding he wants kids so he can tell stories to his grandkids. Perfect, just like Mal and Campbell mocking Shan Yu. I hope River has something up her sleeve, and I really want Mal to have a chance to kick Shan Yu's ass after those little comments about how weak he supposedly was.
Tuesday, 16 May 2006 13:26
shut up river!!! *jumps on her and duct tapes her mouth*

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