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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Thirty-Five

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Wash discusses a painful part of his past, and Jayne learns the consequences of over-indulgence

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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Thirty Five

“Most of you guys know that I was a great pilot starting out . . . that I graduated second in my class from flight school. Ever wonder who was first?”

“Well, yes, baby, I did always kinda wonder about who was a better pilot than you,” Zoe said, after some consideration.

“I didn’t say he was better,” Wash said sullenly. “I said he was first.” He thought for a moment, then sighed, closing his eyes and shaking his head.

“Okay, the flight school I went to – well, it wasn’t the best. Not even the best on the crappy little moon where I grew up. But it accepted government guaranteed student loan vouchers, it was two blocks from a all-girls liberal arts college, and it was cheap. Very cheap. Two year program, no frills: pass the test, and you could leave behind your squalid existence in this industrial slum for high adventure in the open Black with your Grade B pilot’s license, makin’ stacks o’ cash and with a health and dental program. Or that’s what the brochure said.

“Anyway, we didn’t touch a real ship until late the second year. That first year-and-a-half was classes and sims, sims and classes. Mostly automated, so they wouldn’t have to pay too many instructors. Usual foolproof security to keep anything . . . unusual from messing with the results. And I was good – I zipped through the coursework and spent more time in practice sims than anyone else. When the practicums came first year, I shoulda walked away with the top spot. Only I didn’t.

“This creepy little guy named Manfred Asbach was in my class, and he always came in just ahead of me. I was good, and the guy kept beating me. Problem was, no one ever saw him step into a sim. And you’d know it, too, ‘cause Manfred wasn’t too conversant in the ways of hygiene. He barely showed up for class. Mostly, he’d make a couple of crude remarks at the few girls in my school and spend the rest of the time dodging boyfriends and defensive chemical sprays. Never scored to my knowledge. Fou

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Saturday, 12 November 2005 01:00
Heeee!!
Saturday, 12 November 2005 05:27
Almost have to feel sorry for jayne... almost.
Saturday, 12 November 2005 06:14
Ya know, I'm starting to wonder if Kaylee has a subversive plan to turn Jayne sly. First with advising Simon to kiss him, now with the mastadon penis...of course, if she's not careful, Jayne could always steal Simon away from her. That would certainly bum her out.


Sunday, 13 November 2005 18:14
amen!!! hee!!!

b
Sunday, 13 November 2005 21:42
Oh, I read too fast! Great Job STA, you actually made me CARE about a non-canon character. I love Price! Hope you get more chapters up soon!!
Monday, 14 November 2005 15:59
Wonderful how you're dovetailing this into "Serenity". And poking fun at Jayne is always fun, but I think it deserved more slapstick this time - He should have spit it out when he heard what it was. I mean, if I were writing it, which I'm not, because I'm nowhere near as good at novelizing as you, few people are.
Monday, 14 November 2005 16:04
Honestly, I seriously considered a spit-take (you're absolutely right, it screams for slapstick) but I thought maybe it was too over-the-top. Might could be I was wrong.

StA
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Monday, 14 November 2005 18:24
Again, and as always, fantastic!
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:51
oh...my...god...

"Might be fine...might fall off..."

I very nearly fell off my chair at that bit.
You are a genius, and I LOVE this story. Love love love it.
:)

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