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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu -- Chapter Twenty-One

Monday, October 17, 2005

River comes dangerously close to a gunfight and her first kiss . . . and Simon gets a little payback . . .

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The Treasure of Lei Fong Wu

Chapter Twenty One

Rowan skidded to a halt just outside the office door to the whitewashed clapboard building that housed Milsa’s Manufactory, her pistol in her fist, safety off. It was a .45 Holt Defender revolver, a big gun for a sixteen-year old, but then Rowan McKlintock was no ordinary girl.

Neither was River Tam.

River arrived seconds behind Rowan, her hair flying in a chaotic halo around her head, her eyes bright with excitement and concern. Tinker was still in trouble, but unhurt, she knew. She could feel his anxiety like a beacon, and the three other men in the building were likewise anxious. Two of them had guns, she knew, and while they didn’t particularly want to use them, they weren’t adverse to the prospect.

“Don’t know how you know all this,” Rowan whispered, “but if you’re wrong, I’m gonna be lookin’ pretty stupid.”

“I ain’t wrong,” River said, slipping into the Rim-world vernacular. “Two men, two guns. And they ain’t here for tea.”

“Figgered. Probably a hold-up. St. Albans got all kinda hill bandits, mostly escaped bondsmen and such. Come down and strong-arm the townsfolk, take food and money, mostly. Figgers that Tink’d choose Hold Up Day to install that piece on.”

“Heart racing,” River said, “adrenaline pumping. Fight or flight reflexes engaged, screaming to run to hit to run.”

“That’s me in a nutshell,” Rowan agreed.

“I was talkin’ bout Tinker,” River explained. “He’s . . . hidin’. Under somethin’, like a table. They don’t know he’s there.”

“Well,” said Rowan, pushing a shock of her red hair out of her eyes, “they’re about to get about as much McKlintock as anyone can stand! Hump this sneaky-stuff – I’m goin’ in!”

“Can I help?” River asked, nervously counting her fingers with her thumb.

“’Less you got a shotgun under that skirt, I’d say the smart thing is to stay put,” Rowan said breathlessly.

“Yeah, it would be,” conceded River. “Good thing I’m crazy, then,” she added.

Rowan shrugged. “Your funeral,” she sai

Comments
Monday, 17 October 2005 20:25
I don't think I could have possibly laughed harder. Simon is such a boob. Keep 'em comin', it keeps us docile ;)
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 17 October 2005 21:27
Oh, gosh, that was hilarious.
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 17 October 2005 22:12
I always like it when River goes fruity-oaty.

易弯曲
Monday, 17 October 2005 22:24
*L* very nice, Simon is as said such a boob. The fact he completely missed that his little sister was about to make out. Almost feel sorry for him, lacking any form of perception outside of doctorin.

I liked the two outlaws.
Monday, 17 October 2005 23:18
Heh. Simon is just so good at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, even when it isn't to Kaylee!

I like your River. Very interesting indeed. So many sides to her.

I like the outlaws too. Robert E Lee... A finer passel of wriggling I have never seen. Excellent!
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 18 October 2005 01:00
Oh. My. God. *LOL* How does Simon stay alive? I mean seriously! Surely _someone_ of the female gender's taken a swing at him at some point. I laughed so hard I nearly choked.

~Sibeal
Tuesday, 18 October 2005 14:44
WOW!!! I think I hurt myself laughing at that ending! Amazing.
Tuesday, 18 October 2005 16:21
Very fine, I loved clueless Simon stumbling where angels fear to tread. I laughed so much I damn near spilt my coffee! Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
Tuesday, 18 October 2005 18:09
for once, i'm actually GLAD i don't have an elder brother...

"you're such a boob" - river to simon, the message

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ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:34
lol! Hilarious!!

And I loved how you worked Rel in. That's great!
ANONYMOUS
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:24
ahahahaaa! that was great fun!

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