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Author's Note: Just a little "Jaynestown" missing scene, with drunken groping and such... Dialogue from the aired episode comes from the pen of the faboo and slight unhinged Ben Edlund. I've never written a PWP before. I feel so... dirty! But it was for Tham and LaT's smutty challenge, so what can I say? Oh brave new world...

Marksmanship
by Tara O'Shea

"You know, I've saved lives," Simon said as he cradled his mug of Mudder's milk against his chest. "Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town."

Kaylee ran her fingers through her hair, drinking in the sight of the normally starched and proper Dr. Tam sprawled in a chair, head tilted back, exposing tantalising glimpses of his throat through the unbuttoned white shirt. "Hamsters is nice."

"To Jayne!" Simon raised his mug, manic gleam in his eye. "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing."

Kaylee laughed as they clicked heavy earthenware mugs ceremoniously. "You are pretty funny."

"And you're pretty..." Simon began, and then just smiled at her. "Pretty."

The sounds of the Mudder's bar faded away, and the whole world consisted of just the two of them. "What did you just say?" she asked, heart pounding wildly in her chest.

"I just said that you're pretty. E