Kaylee's Lament -- Part Eight
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
Tired of shopping, Mal gets shot in the Rectum and stands trial for murder
CATEGORY: FICTION
TIMES READ: 5920
RATING: 9.0 (PG)
SERIES: FIREFLY
Mal hadn’t planned on being stuck as River’s “babysitter”, but that’s the way it worked out. As his crew went about their assigned tasks on Onyx, they trickled out of Serenity until it was only him and the 17 year-old left aboard. River had been a little more cogent lately – he wasn’t sure if the Doctor’s meds were working, or if it was just her brain healing itself – but outbursts had been more rare, and sometimes he could even fool himself into believing that he was speaking to a normal, regular 17 year-old super genius.
He had revised his opinion of River since the enigmatic bounty hunter, Jubal Early, broke into Serenity in mid-flight and single-handedly overpowered the crew – except for River. Had it not been for her eerie and absolutely convincing performance, her quick wittedness, and her sheer audacity, no doubt he and his crew would all be dead and River would be back at the Academy (wherever that was) by now. Mal may not have liked the unstable nature of the teen’s behavior, but he knew when he owed someone his life. Perhaps, he decided, she could be more use than danger in the future.
When Kaylee and Wash had taken the mule out to the scrapyard it was just the two of them staring at each other across the cargo hold. River stood stock-still, statue-like, and stared at him with a bemused smile and slightly crazy eyes. It wasn’t her fault – without a functioning migdula, it was difficult for her to conceal her moment-to-moment emotions like everyone else in the ‘verse did. He stared back for a few moments, then shrugged and went back up to the kitchen. River followed him.
As he put the coffee pot on, River sat down at the table, still staring. He tried to ignore it. He turned his back and pretended that she wasn’t there. It didn’t work. The longer he went without acknowledging the girl, the more the tension in the room grew as she fixed her eyes steadily on him. Mal smiled nervously, tried to hum, gave it up, watched the coffee pot as it heated up, fiddled with the sugar bowl, got out
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 18:25
why does this seem so very familiar? great job with the characters, and by the way: i think you never grow out of candy bribes! :)
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 18:38
Brilliant! Obviously a "Judge Roy Bean" reference, coupled with the Texas Murder Defense: "Yourhonor, he needed killin'!" Keep it up! This started as a quick and dirty Kaylee story, but is turning into a gorram good yarn!
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 19:58
>> Mal taking giant, heavy strides, River following like a spastic butterfly.<<
ROFL.
I love this series, I really do. And I should've commented long before, but I'm doing so now, so it's all shiny.
This chapter is great and incredibly funny, I was grinning from the first moment. The staring competition between Mal and River just nailed it for me. 'Cause we all just know he'd give in the second she brings Inara into it.
Kudos.
Also... when's the next bit?
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 21:53
shhiiiiiiiiiinneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
shiny to the nth degree. thats shiny n.
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 21:59
Absolutely brillo pads! Your best chapter yet and the other chapters were gorram good too. I really loved the banter between River and Mal and the whole bar scene then impromptu court trial was priceless. Just hope our Captain don't end up hooked on absinthe. Ali D :~)
You can't take the sky from me
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 22:00
I love it so far, awsome work. But I miss me the Simon Kaylee bits in this chappie, total shipper that I am. Hope the next chapters up soon!
Tuesday, 09 August 2005 22:27
I. Love. This. Story. From start to finish, this has been one shiny piece of fiction; but this ep especially had me in stitches. Mal and River play off each other so well. Keep 'em comin'!
Wednesday, 10 August 2005 01:51
Superior as always. Excellent fleshing out of the characters while adding your own, all in keeping with the spirit of the show.
Wednesday, 10 August 2005 13:52
Best teaser line I've ever seen.
ANONYMOUS
Thursday, 11 August 2005 00:33
well hell- i thought i read that he shot his goat- second reading cleared up that error- had me really worried- goat- by god that's nearly a sheepie!!!
Thursday, 11 August 2005 01:08
Joss are you reading this!!!!????We need to see this in the BDTV Series!!!! Shiny-ness extraordinaire. This judge reminds me of the movie "Blaze" (w/ Paul Newman), in that the judge always wore his boots to bed with Miss Blaze. When question why he did this, he responded "Blaze dont'cha know a man needs purchase!!" ROTFLMAO !!!
Keep flyin'
K
Sunday, 14 August 2005 14:55
*sighs happily with a glazed look in her eye* this is what it's all about...
ANONYMOUS
Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:18
Completely random thing, but I'm anal in some ways: amygdala, not migdula.
ANONYMOUS
Monday, 30 January 2006 08:19
ahahahaahaa!
Sunday, 24 June 2007 17:33
I know it's been a while since you posted this, but I've just read in and loved it. Specially the line "...River the Galactic Fugitive Supergenius Mind-Reader could still be bribed by candy." Genius
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