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Flirting with Disaster

Monday, February 13, 2012

Everyone needs a hobby. (Valentine's fic, Mal/Inara, some Zoë/Wash)

CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 3695    RATING: 9.0 (G)    SERIES: FIREFLY

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Serenity 's galley was quiet and empty, with a glow like candlelight, and Captain Reynolds had sat down at the table for a stimulating evening of balancing their budget. Mostly this involved more staring off into space than peering into his hidebound ledgers, with the occasional foray behind the stove top to brew up some more tea or up to the helm to watch the stars inch past. Preoccupying himself doing anything but the numbers, because the numbers always came out into the red, and he had enough to worry about. His mind was working on their next meet when they hit planetside; they'd used the contact before, but he never could tell when greed would get the better of someone, or if angry vicious crimelords had gotten to them and set him up for a nice greet and beat.

He sighed, ran a hand through his brown fringe, and picked up the stylus, intending to get back to work. That is, until the wayward shuttle connected with a far away echo, and he heard his elegantly composed tenant cursing his name, family lineage, and a plethora of barnyard animals that supposedly passed for his ancestry. Before he had time to be concerned for why she was back so soon, Inara strode in on slippered feet, absolutely furious, and planted her hands at her waist.

Even glaring like she was, she was a vision, striking in burgundy and embroidered star-bursts, made up and dressed for show at the regale she'd been to with her client. The dress seemed to float off her bare shoulders, a suggestion of long, sheer sleeves trailing down her arms and flaring at her sides like sparkling fairy wings, a scattering of beads shimmering in the half-light. Her hair was pulled back into a black coil, carefully escaped curls arranged around her face, her eyes edged by some intricate design in henna.

Her appearance, like a flower that by all rights had no business being on his boat, was less disconcerting than having not a clue why Inara was fuming at him this time. Usually he knew full damn well, because he liked to provoke her just to watch the

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Monday, 13 February 2012 03:00
Just a silly little thing, not even sure if it makes sense, but hopefully it's fun still.
Monday, 13 February 2012 03:07
Thanks to EB and Platonist for looking this over.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:15
I think it makes sense - and I think it's delightful :) Wash is awfully rascally, Mal had better watch out!
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 03:40
Mal would get poetic when thinking on Inara, sweet fic:) and I'm glad Inara came back early to banter with Mal.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 04:59
GR: Huh! I didn't get a notice you'd posted. Good seeing you. Wash is in TROUBLE... Mal has his own scheme in mind now. A prank requires a prank.

Platonist: Despite the plot and kinda trashy content of the story, Mal is a poet at heart, I imagine there was some prettiness in the writing, and as Mal says, his feelings might have been a little too obvious.

After all, Inara does decide to take the story with her in the end... Clearly she doesn't completely dislike it, and might have other motivations for picking a fight with Mal. :)
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 05:10
I'm thinking Mal first turned to creative writing as a way of escaping from creative bookkeeping. You know he enjoyed writing that little fantasy story. I like how he plays it cool, beginning when Inara relates him to the various barnyard animals, and keeps up the attitude...up to the point where he asks "Wash. Inara's got her hands on something obscene. You know anything about this?" Zoe's response absolutely cracked me up.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 05:23
Ha! Clever. But I could imagine some... INTERESTING scribbles written into the margins of his tables. On the other hand, I could also imagine Mal just having a penchant for writing, as a logical offshoot from the reading he seems to do in his spare time.

Oh yeah, he enjoyed writing it as much as one of us enjoy writing stories about him and Inara.

As for Zoe... Mal couldn't be too specific and say outright that Inara found a smutty story he wrote about her. Zoe's comments are, of course, entirely justified. I wouldn't be surprised if underneath her disapproval of Wash messing with Mal and matchmaking a little, if she also thinks maybe Wash has the right idea.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 05:37
one of these days I ought to look into some of the other fanfic characters on Serenity might write. They all might write a little. Even Inara, though she might also hide it in poetry, a little less obviously than Mal.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:35
We've already had an example of Wash's extemporaneous poetry in Shindig...I'm sure Mal would not hesitate for a moment should he happen to come upon one of those odes in written form.
Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:19
Alternatively, Mal finds evidence of Wash's heretofore unknown music career...
Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:41
'Greet and beat' - heh. :)

The idea of Mal indulging some literary talent to make Inara's life more difficult (or simply entertain himself) is adorably absurd, and you take that idea and then spin heaps and heaps of snark around it! Hee! I giggled and giggled, especially when you weaved in Zoe. The dry delivery is just... spot on. Beautiful. :)

I would adore to see the love poem he left as a practical joke. It is sure to be a masterpiece of taking the truth and stretching it to painful hilarity. Mal has a hand for cutting both ways like that... Hee. Thanks for sharing this!!
Monday, 18 June 2012 00:25
This story is basically the spiritual and kinda-sorta actual sequel to "Prank," in which Mal writes a love poem for Inara intended to completely annoy her. But now Mal's talents have backfired on him...

As fun as it is to just play Inara and Mal off each other, involving the crew adds just that little extra fun, so getting to write Zoe's reactions (and Wash! who I don't get a chance much with all the post-movie stuff) is always a treat.

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