La Escorpiona- The Scorpion

Author: Tinadoll (aka Tina- That’s me!)

Setting: After BDM

Rating: PG-13- NC-17. This Chapter is R.

Spoilers: probably-But who cares? We have all seen the episodes?

Author’s note: I have written fan-fic before. But this is my first Fireflyfic and my first serious (kind of) one. Scorpion is mine. All Spanish, Latin or any other language will be in parenthesis. This could get messy folks. My spelling and grammar is horrible. And my humor is odd. And I’m a fan girl. LOL ENJOY

Disclaimer: Firefly et al. Are properties of Joss Whedon- Those who don’t like that will get punched in the Kidneys

Chapter 1: The bigger they are, the harder they can fall.

So there she was lying on the ground getting all gorram dirty cuz some chump change low-life merc had her in his sights. She could see that he was cute. Oh and he had big feet.

“Now how’s about you telling me how long you were ruttin following us? And how you knew my Gorram name!?” he says, not flinching an inch. Not even when he was trying to peak down her blouse. She knew his name because of the profile given to her by the Corp.

“Don’t think so Ta ma de (Motherfucker).” She said. She smiled the whole time.

“Gorramit lady, this is the point where you talk. I don’t wanna shoot a woman.” He said. Still trying to grab a peek.

She didn’t flinch. This guy was so stupid. Would he even remember anything she said? Maybe if she bribed him…No no Stick with the plan. “Listen, If you are so eager to see my boobs” she swiftly took of her shirt and unhooked her bra. “There” she said, hands on hips.

His eyes popped out of his head and a wicked smile came upon his lips. If he was on the ship he would have ran to his bunk for some one on one time. Too bad he didn’t see her move her leg swiftly to his thigh.She had just used the heel of her shoe (which concealed a poisoned dart) and which knocked him the hell out.

“Gorram Women.” He said as he fell face first into the dirt. What did he have against women?

She stood up and