FIREFLY MALE REVIEW!

POSTED BY: Elwoodmom
UPDATED: Friday, July 2, 2004 07:17
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ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 5:07 AM

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE FIREFLY CAST MEMBER!

I've been chuckling as I read the various threads in which each actor has been labled a "hottie" at some point or another. One of the actors even said he's "petulantly jealous that Nate and Alan's hottie threads dwarf mine." (Jokingly, I'm sure!) The earth-shattering question remains - who is the ULTIMATE hottie? Let's settle this once and for all! Envison each person walking down the catwalk. CAST YOUR VOTE: Which male & female actor on Firefly rocks your boat the most, and what characteristic about him/her rocks it? Is it the role on Firefly, or the actor in general?

And to the actors, if any of you read this; thank you for your humor about this cheesy and exploitive thread. We're only having a little fun.

FINAL RESULTS:

MEN:
1. Jayne (38)
2. Mal (36)
3. Simon (21)
4. Wash (11)
5. Gunhand (4)

WOMEN:
1. Kaylee (20)
2. Zoe (15)
3. Inara (8)
4. River (7)
5. Saffron (6)

Many thanks to everyone who voted. I think it's safe to say that we had alot of fun here, and I look forward to posting with all of you on other threads!

7/2: I just had to dig up my old poll (sorry about the long download). I had to actually start a second thread once this one became too long. The big question of the day is...ANYONE READY FOR ANOTHER SILLY POLL??

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 5:27 AM

Be back soon to cast my vote!

GUNHAND

Sunday, April 25, 2004 5:35 AM

My vote doesn't really count because I lean towards women. But if I had a vote..

Adam Baldwin, simply because he looks a heck of a lot like me.

No one ever built a statue of me though, so I'll have to be a little bit jealous and suchlike.

"Pain is scary..."

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 6:10 AM

Well, shoot, let's vote for the women too!

My vote goes to Gina Torres/Zoe. What an excellent role to play!

And I've long been a fan of Adam Baldwin. (Early 80's) Back when he was getting hype for "Independence Day," I thought "Everyone is just noticing him now?" And hearing that he's a family man makes him all the more interesting to me! I wish I could be more eloquent, but I'm a bit tired. Thanks for your vote!

CALHOUN

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:06 AM

Saffron!...

The scene where Saffron is all naked and articulate. My reaction to that scene is very similar to Mals... "Whoa - Good Bible" My John Thomas was ready to pop off and fly all round the room she was so tasty.

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:19 AM

She was voluptuous, wasn't she?

BRITCHICK

Sunday, April 25, 2004 12:02 PM

Perhaps Haken could set this up as a poll?

My vote would have to be for Jayne. It took me many episodes to come to this conclusion, but now I'm there I'm sticking with it.

Like fireflyfans.net?
Haken needs a new development system. Why not donate?
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=5&t=3283

DELIA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 2:49 PM

See this is tough, because it kind of depends on the mood I'm in. I mean, they're a damn fine looking group of men. But if I had to pick one . . . . I think I'd stall a lot and avoid the decision.

Still stalling.

Oh, all right. Probably either Mal or Simon. Possibly Wash. But not Book (he's a little old for me) and while I think Adam Baldwin is gorgeous, Jayne is not my type. (I go for brains. Also, dark hair and blue eyes.)

MENELUIN

Sunday, April 25, 2004 4:30 PM

Simon. Odd that I was so attracted to him at first sight... only to realize that all the problems Kaylee has with him are the same ones that I perpetually find myself in when it comes to dating...

But yeah, I also second the blue eyes/dark hair thing. And intelligence to boot.

Gets me every time.

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http://www.thepaperbackwriter.com
AIM: KingArthursPiano

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:01 PM

Thanks for you votes! Ah, Simon without his shirt...very nice! If you decide between the three, Delia, let me know.

NEROLI

Sunday, April 25, 2004 7:41 PM

Jayne...mmmmmmm

Definately Jayne for me. He's so tall and manly and I love them bad boys!

I love that he had so much potentual to grow as a character, that little boy quality to him. Those hands, those eyes,those shoulders, that butt!!

~drools~

Sorry, just get all inarticulate when I think about him...

KALATHENA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
My vote doesn't really count because I lean towards women. But if I had a vote..

Adam Baldwin, simply because he looks a heck of a lot like me.

And when did you say I could meet you?

--Kala

GUNHAND

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kalathena:
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
My vote doesn't really count because I lean towards women. But if I had a vote..

Adam Baldwin, simply because he looks a heck of a lot like me.

And when did you say I could meet you?

--Kala

Aww shucks, gonna make me hehe.

I don't have the exciting life of Jayne though, I'm just a cowboy. I don't smack 'em much though. Plus I have a pretty un-Jaynelike personality, sorta a combination of Wash and Mal.

Now if we're opening it up to the ladies of Firefly though...hard choice there, they're all gorgeous for their own special reasons.

Inara- That classy girl that you always had daydreams of but were afraid to go up to because she was too good for ya. I'd be in a Mal state with Inara.

Kaylee- What can I say, she's just adorable, sweet and someone you know you could lean your head on at the end of a bad day and everything would be all good.

Zoe- Warrior women, gotta love them. Zoe would be a wild fling down south of the border in Old Mexico, and she'd be helping you start the brawl that got ya into jail. What's not to love?

River- River's the broken little doe you just want to fold up into your arms and make her know that everything will be all better.

YoSafBridge- Reminds me a hell of a lot of a few women I've dated. The crazy time parts not the feet washing, but hey crazy time can be fun too. Wonder how Inara'd analyse that one...

But if it came down to being at barrel's end and having to chose right now, Kaylee I imagine, perfect combo of sweet and sexy, plus I like the jumpsuits.

Pain is scary...

LISSA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:17 PM

Jayne. Definitely Jayne. He's just so...big.

~lissa, spwhore

MENELUIN

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:45 PM

Alright, so now we have a man that claims he is very Jayne-esques. Time for all you Simon wannabes to come out....

See, I think Jayne is just so... well, for lack of words: and . I'm surprised more of the ladyfolk haven't spoken up for Mal.

Anyhow, I must elaborate on Simon. Not only is he the sexiest, he's also intelligent, loyal and devoted, nurturing, and very well dressed. And out in the 'verse, it's good to be with the only man around who can safely remove bullets...

Oh Simon...

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SASJA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:54 PM

Mal, no doubt about it.

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Sunday, April 25, 2004 8:55 PM

Its really really close between Nathan Fillion and Sean Maher. You are soo mean to make me pick!

i shall not conform to your ways! I will simply say BOTH Nathan and Sean! So THERE! How do you like THEM APPLES! I love them both for the same reasons, i love their voices and the way they talk, i love their eyes, and i love how they are muscular but not completely ripped(which i think makes men look fake and gross)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

DELIA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 9:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Thanks for you votes! Ah, Simon without his shirt...very nice! If you decide between the three, Delia, let me know.

For once in my life, I'll be decisive. Simon. For that shirtless thing, as mentioned above. Also, I was impressed with Sean Maher because he was in the role that was restrained. He conveyed a lot without often getting to play "big" (like Jayne, Wash or Mal -- which is not meant to be a criticism of Adam, Alan, or Nathan. It's just a different kind of role.)

But Mal is pretty fine, too. Plus, he was all naked that one time and frequently articulate.

But I'll stick with Simon.

DELIA

Sunday, April 25, 2004 9:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
One of the actors even said he's "petulantly jealous that Nate and Alan's hottie threads dwarf mine." (Jokingly, I'm sure!)

Okay, Ellwoodmom, I'm curious. Which one? Enquiring minds and all that.

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 9:44 PM

Got ya going, didn't I? I ran across that thread signed by...Jayne (Adam Baldwin) himself! Seems like the guy has a sense of humor! And yet, look who appears to be winning this poll? (See how I egg-on EVERYONE to vote!) Let's give the cast something to talk about between takes! The role AB plays may not be for everyone, and that's because it's played so well by the actor.

How I wish I had time to go over characteristics of each roll and the actor/actress who portrays him/her. Besides from obvious physical attributes, I'd like to talk about the personalities of each character. I'd vote for each and every character at one point or another, for one reason or another. But did I mention that I've been a fan of AB's since the early 80's?

Be warned, I may come back to enlighten all of you on my viewpoints, as soon as I figure how to insert a little smiley face, and how to set up my profile!

Thanks everyone for your votes. In this serious day and age, at times a person needs something a little light, fluffy and fun! :)

P.S. Okay, Gunhand, I'm checking your profile right now...do you have a photo? I'ts awesome that a guy is voting, it shows that not every poll is of the sexual nature. It can be, but it doesn't have to be! ;)

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 9:50 PM

Chomp chomp! I'm eating the apples you sent me! How about Nathan on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday, and Sean on the other days. Would that schedule work out for you?

(Ring, ring, as I call their agents!)

GUNHAND

Sunday, April 25, 2004 9:58 PM

Pictures...

Alas no, in my big move out to the wild, wild west (Cochise Co. AZ) my boxes of personal effects with the stuff that weren't essential didn't get here yet. Pictures of me just aren't essential. So clothes, guns, saddle and dog are essential, pictures, not so much.

But I've been meaning to send some pictures back east to my family once I get things all squared away (it is beau-ti-ful out here and they'll all be all jealous) so when that happens I'll get some to post. They should come film Serenity here, great range of terrain for it...plus I could go and sneak onto the set. That'd be shiny.

Oh and as far as being Jayne-esque, I'm not, I'm Mal-Wash-esque. Just happen to look like Jayne. Subtle and cunning difference there.

"Pain is scary..."

HOWDYROCKERBABY1

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Saffron!...

The scene where Saffron is all naked and articulate. My reaction to that scene is very similar to Mals... "Whoa - Good Bible" My John Thomas was ready to pop off and fly all round the room she was so tasty.

okay, that was a little too much information for me...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

GUNHAND

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by howdyrockerbaby1:
Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Saffron!...

The scene where Saffron is all naked and articulate. My reaction to that scene is very similar to Mals... "Whoa - Good Bible" My John Thomas was ready to pop off and fly all round the room she was so tasty.

okay, that was a little too much information for me...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Here's to Jayne, the box dropping man-ape-gone-wrong-thing"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Think he was just being all poetical.

Saffron does have her charms, have to give her that.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:

Think he was just being all poetical.

Saffron does have her charms, have to give her that.

"Pain is scary..."

Yeah, they are called breasts.

And no, that is not meant in a catty way...just an observation.

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:43 PM

Good one, Neroli! And how about that pouty lower lip?

NEROLI

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Good one, Neroli! And how about that pouty lower lip?

Yes, she does have a rather pouty lower lip too...

And I can make comments like that secure in the knowledge that mine are bigger then hers.

Of course, so is my *ss and thighs and every other part of me...so they don't have quite the same effect on the male species as Saffron's do.

FLAMETREE

Sunday, April 25, 2004 10:54 PM

Don't be So unadventurous,

Mal and Simon :)

ELWOODMOM

Sunday, April 25, 2004 11:01 PM

What's your vote, Flametree?

FLAMETREE

Sunday, April 25, 2004 11:02 PM

both,

If you don't know why don't ask :)

ANKHAGOGO

Monday, April 26, 2004 12:45 AM

When I read the title of this thread, I just started giggling, cause I thought, "It sounds like a strip show!"
I was close......

Anyway, I don't even have to stop and think about this one: Malcolm Reynolds. Yes sirree. I think I said this before, but around Mal I would probably turn into first season Willow -- you know, make a lot of vowel sounds then have to go away. Or else I would make a complete idiot out of myself trying to impress him by being a smartass.
The fact that I get Mal in every quiz I take makes this deepest narcissim, doesn't it? Heh.

However,I do have a thing for Adam Baldwin, and Jayne sure looks like fun -- but you never know where he's been. Plus he would probably open his mouth and irriate the crap out of me at some point.

And just an FYI to the Saffron Brigade? One of my female friends heartily agrees with you. Enjoy!

"We're just happy to be doin' good works."

EMBERS

Monday, April 26, 2004 1:33 AM

I've been exposing a friend to my 'Firefly' DVDs and she has fallen madly in love w/Mal (and can't wait for his big nude scene)...

but I adore Jayne: he can be funny AND intimidating at the same time...as Neroli said: he is full of possibilities!
All of the actors are wonderful, and pretty...
but I gotta love my Jayne!

DELIA

Monday, April 26, 2004 1:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Be warned, I may come back to enlighten all of you on my viewpoints, as soon as I figure how to insert a little smiley face, and how to set up my profile!

You'll find the emoticon codes on the left of the screen as you type a reply -- I'm looking at them now.

Bring on the enlightment!

Delia

Simon, Mal, any old day of the week works for me. Can't always schedule these things.

DBELL46

Monday, April 26, 2004 1:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:

Yeah, they are called breasts.

And no, that is not meant in a catty way...just an observation.

I disagree. From head to toe Saffron has a pleasantly mammalian, sensual quality that puts her
at the top of my list for company during a weekend at club med. SHE JIGGLES!

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ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:05 AM

Yeah, I see them too, but when I click on them, nothing!

GUNHAND

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:10 AM

To paraphrase Wash a bit:

"Saffron? Definately the legs, and where the legs meet her back...and then everything above that...Have you ever been with a crazy woman? *arched eyebrow look*

Seriously though, she's very attractive in a classical, almost Rueben-esque way. Very 17th century Dutch. Which makes sense since the Triumph Colonists remind me of the Amish for some reason.

Although the PA Dutch aren't really Dutch it all sorta...connects in a bizzare way in my twisted little brainpan.

"Pain is scary..."

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:21 AM

I thought Wash was talking about his wife, with the legs, back and all around package.

About Saffron...when I started this poll, I kinda assumed people would vote for the REGULAR cast members, and not GUEST stars. There's so much more to all the other ladies to talk about, instead of Saffron's physical appearance. We're not even talking about her role, just her body. Tsk...men! ;)

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:23 AM

Wow, now I know what 7th century Dutch looks like!

GUNHAND

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
I thought Wash was talking about his wife, with the legs, back and all around package.

About Saffron...when I started this poll, I kinda assumed people would vote for the REGULAR cast members, and not GUEST stars. There's so much more to all the other ladies to talk about, instead of Saffron's physical appearance. We're not even talking about her role, just her body. Tsk...men! ;)

Yeah Wash was, but see if I talked about Zoe like that she'd lay me out, and not in a good way. Besides Wash is a large, semi-muscular man.

Hmm, okay Saffron's role. Saffron is someone I see coming back again if the series continues. She's smart, she's sexy, and she does crime! I think she's one of the most interesting of the guest characters, Badger would be a close second or maybe even edge her out if we could have gotten to see one little added scene of him (would have loved to have seen a 15 second or so scene of him leaving the ship and saying what he really thought about River, that could have shown many interesting things I think) but that's neither here nor there.

And if we were just being tsk-men-y type men someone would have brought up the Councilor...*whistles innocently*

Ahem, so anyhow, Saffron does have a complex character and it's not just her obvious physical charms that draws us to her...

...although out of any women in the cast she'd be my pick to be on a trampoline with.

"Pain is scary..."

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:43 AM

You are FUNNY! I take away my tsk, with sincere apologies! You think Wash is muscular? It almost looks as though I could beat him at arm wrestling! Maybe if he took off that loose hawaiian shirt, but that would be out of character. He's not the fighting type, although he's darn funny.

How about you take on Zoe; have your gun and bullet-proof vest ready, and I'll take on Wash, since I have an equally loud shirt!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:45 AM

How about we tip off our hats to Joss Whedon, the creator of these characters that we enjoy talking about!

GUNHAND

Monday, April 26, 2004 2:57 AM

Well the key is Wash thinks he's semi-muscular, at least in War Stories, although I think the torture sorta knocked that notion right out of his head.

Joss did a crackerjack job of writing some good characters there, and the casting was great as well.

Out of all of them though the two I'd be leery of having to fight mano to mano would be Zoe (she fights dirtier than me even) and Book (when people say he's a monk I say yeah right, a Kane walking the land kinda monk, kung fu friar he is) they kinda creepify me some. In a gunfight just Mal, becuase he'd shoot me before I was done with my witty banter. I'd know it was coming, but I'm a sucker for the banter. Although I never timed his speed draw, may have to do that next time I watch Serenity.

Now so this isn't a complete threadjack, what about the male guest stars. Ladies? Surprised none of y'all has mentioned Badger. Most women I know really go for the English accent types (I've been known to use it from time to time as well..umm) plus he has a very fine hat.

"Pain is scary..."

DELIA

Monday, April 26, 2004 3:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Yeah, I see them too, but when I click on them, nothing!

Took me a while to get the hang of it, too. Don't click on them, type them just like you see the codes, with the little : 's on either side, and they should appear.

DANALYNN26

Monday, April 26, 2004 3:16 AM

Ok this is so hard because Jayne is my favorite. I also love Simon and Mal.

In real live I would go with Wash because he seems to be the only one capable of have a lasting relationship. and he is so funny.

I really want them all though :)

ORANGERFUL

Monday, April 26, 2004 3:16 AM

ew, badger? He's a bit too scruffy for my taste (plus he played that crazy firestarter guy in Season 1 of X files so he creeps me out)

This thread is so goofy, I must post!

Mal gets my vote, probably because I was raised on Star Wars and who doesn't love a scoundrel? Though I look nothing like Inara so my chances would be zip to zilch.

Zoe is definately the hottest of the ladies, I adore Gina Torres. What a face! What a presence!

Kaylee is *adorable* though, which to me is a bit different. Wash leans to the *adorable* too.

I cannot deny that Inara is beautiful...but I still give Zoe the #1 hottness rating.

I enjoyed Simon's washboard abs in OiS, but you know you could never come between him and his little sister.

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:05 AM

I'd like them all, too. Is there one in particular you'd like to vote for, in this instance? Jayne?

DANALYNN26

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:09 AM

I guess my vote goes to Jayne

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:09 AM

Orange, very good point about Simon and his sister! Maybe Mal and Kaylee should hook up instead!

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:12 AM

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:14 AM

Hey, I did it! So simple. Thanks, Delia!

NEROLI

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:47 AM

Ok, Ok, so Saffron's appeal is not just her breasts, I stand corrected...I think...LOL

And for the record, if I was a guy or leaned towards women folk, I'd have to pick Kaylee.

Because she's sweet and so darn cute.

DELIA

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Hey, I did it! So simple. Thanks, Delia!

Any time. I'm fairly new here, myself, so thanks for the chance to feel like an expert.

GUNHAND

Monday, April 26, 2004 5:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Ok, Ok, so Saffron's appeal is not just her breasts, I stand corrected...I think...LOL

And for the record, if I was a guy or leaned towards women folk, I'd have to pick Kaylee.

Because she's sweet and so darn cute.

Well I did mention the trampoline didn't I?

Ummm, yeah...*whistles innocently and goes back to watching Our Mrs. Reynolds*

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Monday, April 26, 2004 5:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:

Well I did mention the trampoline didn't I?

Ummm, yeah...*whistles innocently and goes back to watching Our Mrs. Reynolds*

"Pain is scary..."

Hence, the "I think" part...LMAO!

And just so you know, that innocent whistle is not fooling anyone. Might want to work on that.

GUNHAND

Monday, April 26, 2004 5:16 AM

Yeah never has fooled anyone, but I figure if I keep it up someday it will.

Nah.

Actually when I pull my innocent act it makes me look all kinds of completely guilty. But then again it could be all sorts of a cunning double bluff.

Again...nah.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Monday, April 26, 2004 5:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Yeah never has fooled anyone, but I figure if I keep it up someday it will.

Nah.

Actually when I pull my innocent act it makes me look all kinds of completely guilty. But then again it could be all sorts of a cunning double bluff.

Again...nah.

"Pain is scary..."

Well, if you look Jayne-ish, I can see why it wouldn't fool anyone. And having a Mal/Wash type personality really wouldn't help matters much.

Plus the whole part Scottish, cowboy thing. Really, the stack is loaded against you looking innocent-like.

VAPIDCAT

Monday, April 26, 2004 12:55 PM

Ah, well I'm lucky enough to have a Wash of my own at home, and since I've been favorably compared to Zoe in attitude, Wash is the man for me.

But, damn, Mal is yummy.

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose in the engine room?"

ELWOODMOM

Monday, April 26, 2004 3:48 PM

I believe Wash just got his first vote! This race is getting heated! And I think it's a close one between Zoe and Kaylee...stay tuned, everyone! Let's hope for more votes!

What could the winners get? Hmmm...maybe a night out with all their fans! First round is on me!

CSTEINME

Monday, April 26, 2004 4:28 PM

Adam! He's my Big Damn Hero.

HEB

Monday, April 26, 2004 5:27 PM

Mal every time.

Although I do like Simon and Wash as well.

HYPERCOMA

Monday, April 26, 2004 6:36 PM

My Fave Gals In Order Of Preference:

Zoe - Tough, gorgeous, smart, fearless, proficiant with weapons, and loves her goofy man!

Kaylee - Girl-next-door beauty, optimistic, compassionate, knows her way around an engine room!

Inara - Class personified, smoky, smouldering erotic beauty, totally rocks a tea ceremony!

River - Understated and elfin in her beauty, smarter than she needs to be, observes what is Really important, grace despite all she's been thru!

Lisa

Naked - Not wearing any clothes.
Nekkid - Not wearing any clothes and up to something!

HYPERCOMA

Monday, April 26, 2004 6:42 PM

My Fave Menfolk In Order Of Preference:

Wash - Not too different than my own Hubby! Funny, quirky, passionate about his gal, and truly a romantic at heart. Doesn't hurt that he's great with them switches!

Jayne - Who doesn't love Jayne? Don't think I need to explain him!

Mal - Ah! Not too pretty and knows how to work that tattoo! Yum!

Book - The only man I'd give up atheism for! Older men are just, wow.

Simon - Pretty pretty pretty! I'd just love to scratch my initials in his chest! Drool!

Lisa

Naked - Not wearing any clothes.
Nekkid - Not wearing any clothes and up to something!

MALICIOUS

Monday, April 26, 2004 6:57 PM

Ooooohhh, the possibilities!! I feel like a kid in a candy store. First I'd start with Mal (see my name?), then Jayne (he can brush my hair, too), then Wash (we can discuss dinosaurs and goslings), then Book (I wonder how good HIS bible is?!), then Simon (even though he's kinda young looking for my taste). And the next day, I'd start all over again.

Then I'd wake up....

Mal-licious

SOONERDAX

Monday, April 26, 2004 7:07 PM

As a proud Fillionaire, my vote of course is for Cappy!!

DUBBAGE42

Monday, April 26, 2004 9:39 PM

Very tough questions...

If I am just choosing on character... I have to say Jayne for the guys - I love a "bad boy" and I think there is so much more to his character that we haven't gotten to see yet. Besides... Jayne is *hot*

For the gals - I would have to choose Zoe. Gotta love a tall beautiful woman who can kick a$$!!

Deb

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

JUSTDAVID

Monday, April 26, 2004 11:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Meneluin:
Alright, so now we have a man that claims he is very Jayne-esques. Time for all you Simon wannabes to come out....

I guess that would be me. I got Simon on the personality test, always scored in the top 2 percent in the standardized tests in school, yada, yada. Physically, I'm more like Mal, and at first I identified more with him. But, I have to admit that at my core, Simon and I are spiritual twins.

"Light it."

DUCKIE

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 1:48 AM

Simon. I just find intelligent men very, very sexy. Added to the fact that he's very, very sexy anyway. I have to add my vote to the above on the dark hair/blue eyes issue. He's SOOO pretty! *And* top 3% in his class. And he looks after his little sister. He's sweet.

Okay, so that wasn't terribly coherent When I saw the first episode the first time, I thought he was a baddie, and I thought "What a waste!"

S.A.
"We're all dreaming. ... Don't make faces."

HLGEM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 2:14 AM

Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 2:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by HLGEM:
Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

Saffron...flat...chested?

This is where I need a "Great Googley Moogley" emoticon.

I am speachless.

"Pain is scary..."

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 2:45 AM

Thanks for all of todays votes!

Would someone please buy Saffron a BRA??

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 2:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elwoodmom:
Thanks for all of todays votes!

Would someone please buy Saffron a BRA??

I'll buy her one, as long as I get to pick it out too.

Corsets count as bras right?

"Pain is scary..."

MISSAYATAM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:11 AM

Simon is by far the sexiest man on the show. He not only is physically sexy ( just think of objects in space when he had his shirt off ), he is noble ( when he told Jayne that when he is on his table he is safe ) He is intelligent, and he risked his life to save his sisters. He would do anything to save someone else and that is the sexiest thing of all. He is also shy around women which can also be sexy.

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:

I'll buy her one, as long as I get to pick it out too.

Corsets count as bras right?

"Pain is scary..."

Weeeeell, not really...but I bet you'll have fun lacing her into it. LMAO!!

Just be careful not to be standing in front of her when they pop out...LOL

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:14 AM

Standing in front of her when they pop out...could be dangerous. But I'm not afraid of danger.

Incidentally has anyone done an official tally of the votes up to this point? I would but I'm watching Trash again. Think I actually found something very, very interesting in it. Gonna double check.

No doesn't have to do with Saffron. This is like scholarly research here by gum.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:31 AM

Most corsets lace in the back, now a bodice will usually lace up the front.

So if it is a corset, you should be fairly safe. Of course, they can still take out an eye even if you are behind her if you lace it too tightly.

And you must let us know what you have found in "Trash" that is not Saffron related, didn't know there was anything else in that ep.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:46 AM

Yeah I always get those two mixed up. Most of the women I've dated were unimaginative in the unmentionables department. Most of them were unimaginable in the mentionables too, but I won't mention that either. So my confuzzlement is partially justified and no reflection on anything much at all.

And the non-Saffron Trash ramble is now up as well, the Monty thread.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:57 AM

One of the joys of dressing as a wench for Ren Faire's is you learn these things...also get a tad less concerned about talking about them.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:02 AM

Hello, everyone.

I need to clear up a couple of things before I give a tally:

Vapidcat, does this mean you are voting for Zoe?

Hypercoma, does this mean you are voting for Zoe and Wash?

Malicious, does this mean you are voting for Mal?

It's a tighter race than I thought, folks. Get your friends to vote!

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:06 AM

Well I'm down for Jayne (male) and...guess I've been converted from Kaylee to Saffron (female).

I also have some Ren Faire experience, well if you count showing up at one in a kilt and drinking a lot while debating history with folk an 'experience'.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:25 AM

Um....can I change my vote from Jayne to Gunhand?

A Jayne looking, Mal/Wash mixed personality Cowboy in a Kilt...be still my beating heart!!

SHSSAY

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:30 AM

Ha ha! What a great thread! Whenever I try and decide which male actor is the hottest on Firefly, it always comes down to Mal and Simon. When it comes to choosing just one of them, I had a difficult time. I eventually decided on Mal. He has the rugged good looks, he's tall, he's got gorgeous eyes....yeah. Mal's my guy.

I also like him because of his personality on the show. He has a great moral code, a sardonic sense of humor, but most of all he's definitely in charge. He's the manly kind of man, and I don't see that often outside of a movie or television show.

"Two by two, hands of blue." -River Tam

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:35 AM

Neroli,

I just read your profile. Would you like to vote for River?

Um...I could change your vote to Gunhand, if you'd like! Someone needs to tell Adam Baldwin that this cowboy is stealing some thunder! :)

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:39 AM

Nope, much as I love River it is not in a "she's hot" kinda way...LOL

I'll stick with Kaylee for that.

Ooo...can I tell Adam? I could comfort him some before I desert him totally.

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Neroli:
Um....can I change my vote from Jayne to Gunhand?

A Jayne looking, Mal/Wash mixed personality Cowboy in a Kilt...be still my beating heart!!

With a tatoo in Chinese!

Well at least after next week.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:

With a tatoo in Chinese!

Well at least after next week.

"Pain is scary..."

~faints~

Ok, that's it, I am adding Gunhand's Cyber-Groupie as my tagline.

SANMI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:42 AM

as i said before I LOVE ALAN TUDYK.
every part of him,the way when he simles the way his big blue round eyes light up, his fine toned body the arms the hands, the way he curls his lips the way he drwas you to his eyes the strong jaw bones the the well Im getting dizzy. the way he makes you want hold you in his arms wisper in you'er ear.im not in love in wash I love alan not love love well mabe.
to answer your qustion jane, he's the big teddy bear type the kind of the man that can take care of you.I dont think I have ever seen such beautiful eyes but my heart will always be with alan.

aleast Im sumtin in the world

GUNHAND

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:00 AM

I have a groupie, that's a first for me.

So if Madagascar Cobb auditions ever come up I expect you to be there for me with a Big Damn Sign, hootin' and/or hollerin' to make sure they make the right choice.

"Pain is scary..."

NEROLI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
I have a groupie, that's a first for me.

So if Madagascar Cobb auditions ever come up I expect you to be there for me with a Big Damn Sign, hootin' and/or hollerin' to make sure they make the right choice.

"Pain is scary..."

Yep, yep...be there with bells on and a BDS, hooterin' and hollerin'.

LINDALE

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 6:38 AM

for the guys, Simon. Not even close. The rest are nice too, but Simon's just... to me, the most important thing about someone is their mind. Then their sense of humor, then maybe their looks. The fact that Simon's so intelligent, with a good sense of humor, on top of being so gorram good-looking makes pretty much the perfect guy.

now, for the girls- hmm. I'm feeling bad for Inara, feel like she's not gettin the love she deserves. Now normally I think I'd say Zoe, cause she's just awesome, but today I'm just feelin' the Inara. As Nandi says, she's one hell of a woman. (oh, and btw, I'd like to second the Get Saffron a bra motion. geez!)

ZORIAH

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 8:17 AM

For the Guys: Jayne, I turned into a fangirl over him. Now I'm reading Neroli's fanfics like there is no tomorrow *grin*. Why? Well of course Adam is tall, muscular, with that deep sexy voice and nice chest ala Jaynestown. And the character? I love him cos he's a tall, sexy, funny, dangerous, arrogant, mercenary, morally ambiguous lummox who loves his mom and crushes on Kaylee and who even though he's done bad things, still wants people to think well of him. And he wears a funny hat

Adam summed him up best - Sex, Muscle, Humor, Thuggery: Jayne!

Now for the gals I would have to go with Kaylee, she's gorgeous, loveable, clever, compassionate and sexy and she knows her ships. If I was a guy and she smiled at me like she did in Serenity I would just melt.

CALHOUN

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 9:18 AM

Now, I am definitely heterosexual and lean towards women folk but DAMN I could easily be coaxed into a big group ORGY with the entire cast!

HLGEM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 11:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gunhand:
Quote:
Originally posted by HLGEM:
Gotta go for Cappy.

BTW, I aways thought Saffron was rather flat chested myself.

Saffron...flat...chested?

This is where I need a "Great Googley Moogley" emoticon.

I am speachless.

"Pain is scary..."

You have to understand, I'm a 42F bra size, her boobs are probably only a third my size, so flat chested to me.

VAPIDCAT

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 1:18 PM

Nope- I'm definitely voting for Wash. He's my guy.

Zoë: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:32 PM

I nominate Hlgem to take Saffron by the hand to the lingerie department at Macys. (You know, the 2-for-1 sale!)

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:34 PM

Vapidcat, I have your vote down for Wash. But I was wondering if you were voting for Zoe in the gal department.

VAPIDCAT

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 3:44 PM

Sure- I lean towards chasing men, but I'll give Zoe a vote!

Zoë: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black market beagles.

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:32 PM

Lindale, I too was wondering why Inara hasn't recieved a vote. I think that she's so elegant, beautiful and cultured, most men and women feel a little intimidated by that unearthly presence. Maybe that's why Mal is rude to her. It makes him feel a little more worthy to knock her down a bit; even the playing field?

ELWOODMOM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:34 PM

Hi, Missay. Shy guys is sexy to a gal, isn't it? But don't you think Kaylee, after a little to drink, should grab Simon by the ears and plant a big wet kiss on him? Then Simon could say "I'll be in my bunk!"

MAUGWAI

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 4:36 PM

Oh the things I could do to Jayne... He's so big and muscular and dumb enough to boss around... Excuse me, I'm bunk-bound.

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."

BERNADETTE

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 5:15 PM

MOM, This is such a fun thread.
OK, my vote is Jayne, we girls like a little smackin every now and then
. I too lend towards man folk but that Zoe [Tall, Beautiful and can kiss some SS] Whoooo doggy!

Bernie

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