Great Quotes You CAN'T Use

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SCHISM

Sunday, May 17, 2009 3:46 AM

The 'Verse is full of snazzy quotes that can be used in your everyday life to make you sound a little more quippier than you really are.

But what are the quotes that have absolutely NO relevance to real life that you wish you could use but can't?

I've always loved the quote;

"Seventy earths spinnin' about the galaxy, and the meek have inherited not a one."

SCNJ

Monday, May 18, 2009 12:11 AM

"Wheel never stops turning"
"That only matters to the people on the rim"

Never had a chance for that to come up ever, sadly.

RIVERDANCER

Monday, May 18, 2009 12:55 AM

"Hey, I've been in a firefight before!
...Well, I was in a fire.
Actually, I was fired...
from a fry cook opportunity.
...I can handle myself."

STOWEAWAY

Monday, May 18, 2009 4:22 AM

Used the phrase "evil lecherous hump" during a conversation once. Used it in proper context but with non-Browncoats. Took too long to explain to puzzled & offended people -- won't do that again.

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SHINYGOODGUY

Monday, May 18, 2009 7:08 AM

"My muscular buttocks!"

I've used "where's that get fun" a couple of times.

SGG

Tawabawho?

BEATLESFAN

Tuesday, May 19, 2009 2:15 PM

Using "hump" in any of the Firefly ways will probably get you a few stares. I'd love to be able to go "I'm humped" or "We're humped" but it probably wouldn't be wise.

Ummmm, how about "Look! They have boy whores!"

YELLOWJACKET

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:49 AM

I once used 'humped' at a convention, in a Firefly game, and in context. Strangely enough it was received with a kind of stern silence that I had not expected.

Very odd.

CELLARDOOR

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:57 AM

I'll have to think about it, but I love the idea of this thread so far, so keep the ideas coming! :)

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 7:56 AM

I might be able to use "I'll be in my bunk" but maybe nobody would get it.

I do think "well, that has an effect on the landscape" could be used, but have not yet found the proper opportunity.

DEFIANT2THELAST

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 8:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beatlesfan:
Using "hump" in any of the Firefly ways will probably get you a few stares. I'd love to be able to go "I'm humped" or "We're humped" but it probably wouldn't be wise.

Ummmm, how about "Look! They have boy whores!"

I've used all these fairly effectivly. The last made a good insult....

Lincolnz: I'll have an explosion in my pants pocket when I get a text message now

FILLYGIRL

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 9:32 AM

Loose quote,
...'I saw the trouble when I was down there on my back'

right, as hard as I try, I can't think of one time I can use this.;0

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

BEATLESFAN

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
Loose quote,
...'I saw the trouble when I was down there on my back'

right, as hard as I try, I can't think of one time I can use this.;0

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

yet

FILLYGIRL

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:53 AM

..you speak as if you know me?????

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
..you speak as if you know me?????

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

Contemplating new paint color for the bedroom?
Get on top, better for circulation.

FILLYGIRL

Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:58 AM

..could be a plan there.:)

I guess the chance depends on where the action happens?

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, May 21, 2009 8:07 AM

And this turn of conversation just BEGS a Jayne quote...

"I could stand to hear a little more!"

-F

FILLYGIRL

Thursday, May 21, 2009 8:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
And this turn of conversation just BEGS a Jayne quote...

"I could stand to hear a little more!"

-F

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

RIPWASH

Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:32 AM

I would think this one woulda been said first by one of us guys, but I guess I'll have to say it . . .

I don't think I'll EVER find an occasion to say,
"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

*********************************************
Mal: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Mal: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is

BRIGLAD

Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:49 AM

Be kinda hard to fit "Spry for a dead fella" into a conversation.

Brian

FILLYGIRL

Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Briglad:
Be kinda hard to fit "Spry for a dead fella" into a conversation.

Brian

]

;P LMAO

or
"...what did ya'll order a dead guy for?"

Ripwash, I thought of that one, but chose the other one.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

ZZETTA13

Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:07 AM

Two master freemasons meet, do their secret handshake and acknowledge one another.

Two browncoats meet, shake hands and verbalize,

B1 “So ruttin glad to meet you.”

B2 “Gorram shiny.”

It would be good to have everyone you meet understand the language of the verse. But in a way it’s also SHINY to know when you find another Firefly fan.I've used SHINY a couple of times but no one knew what the hell I was talkin about.

Z

PS, I would never say gorram in front of my mother. I may be an old guy but I ain’t to old for a beating.

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:38 PM

Actually I did manage one of the 'impossible' ones into a convo after a buddys po'ed girlfriend bit him on the lip for gettin a lil too friendly with another girl at a convention.

"That's why I never kiss em on the mouth."

Cue stares, silence, and me laughing my ass off.

-F

CYBERSNARK

Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Briglad:
Be kinda hard to fit "Spry for a dead fella" into a conversation.

You'd be surprised the kind of conversations I have. . .

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, May 21, 2009 7:26 PM

I love quote threads. I use FF lines in my personal and work life all the time....sometimes they get across, and sometimes they don't....

Why we still arguing what's been decided?
Let's ride past the part where you explain what that means.
I got no rudder. Wind blows North, I go North.
We're at the corner of No and Where.
You better smile when you say that.
How quaint!
Prefer a bit of a piss off.
Worth of a turd.
A fine bunch of reubens.
I can't know that!
Pisspot.
Did I give you the impression I was askin'?

and a zillion more.

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:35 PM

"We live on a spaceship, dear."

or

"We're crooks. if everything were right we'd be in jail." -- unless you ARE a crook, in which case maybe you've used this once or twice. XD

RALLEM

Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:13 PM

Some orders allow Shepherds to marry,
but I follow a narrower path.

http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

RIPWASH

Friday, May 22, 2009 12:41 AM

How 'bout...

- This distress wouldn't happen to be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?
- Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down.
- You see that guy hangin' out of the space ship with the really big gun?
- I can kill you with my brain.
- Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
- Oh my God, who's flyin' this thing? Oh right, that would be me.
- They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
- We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a response from either patient.

*********************************************
Mal: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Mal: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, May 22, 2009 12:55 AM

Rallem, LOVE the avi XD

LOLZ i thought about the "yeah but she's our witch" one XD

"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."

"You can't change that by gettin' all..bendy. you've got the-the lights from the console...keep you...lift you up. they shine like *grabs at air* little angels."

"Planet's comin' up a mite fast."

"I can't keep track of her when she's *not* incorporeally possessing a spaceship."

"Anyone remember her comin at me with a butcher's knife?"

"Here's a little concept i've been workin on, why don't we shoot her first?"

SHINYVERA2517

Friday, May 22, 2009 3:14 AM

"No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings."
"Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky."
"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"
"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."
"Tell us where the stuff's at, so I can shoot ya."
"My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here."

One that I hope to never to be able to use in a non-sarcastic way is "Oh God, oh God we're all
gonna die."

_____
"He was mostly brave.....MOSTLY??!?!...he was brave..."

BORIS

Friday, May 22, 2009 3:39 AM

I regularly use the phrase "evil lecherous hump" and find i don't have to explain it, as the acidic quality I deliver it does that for me.

GODSMACKSERENITY

Monday, May 25, 2009 7:22 AM

"Gave the boy a free thrust since he's not long for this world"

MAGDALENA

Monday, May 25, 2009 2:54 PM

When my boyfriend said, "I'm such a moron..."

I returned with, "yeah, but you're my moron!"

We're both browncoats, met here initially, actually!

I also like "You're going to come with me!"

"I'm pointing right at it!"

"do you know that girl?"
"I really don't..."

"... Malcolm, I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns!"

"what about me, am I getting any prettier?"
"by the minute!"

"... as long as it's you, and not my fine rice wine, talkin'!"

"Ain't like anyone else is linin' up to... examine me"

"he looks better in red"

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TRAINBANDIT

Saturday, May 30, 2009 11:38 PM

I'll probably use "monkeyshit" sometime, but that sounds pretty 21st century. Still like it though.

"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven."

WASHNWEAR

Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TrainBandit:
I'll probably use "monkeyshit" sometime, but that sounds pretty 21st century. Still like it though.

"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven."

Well, sure - monkeys (and their excrement) are timeless!

I've learned that when it comes to, "Find that kid that's takin' a dirt nap with Baby Jesus - we need a hood ornament!", I really need to make my moment. I find myself spending a lot of my free time hanging out at pull-a-part yards...

donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?

HEWHOKICKSALOT

Sunday, May 31, 2009 3:29 AM

My wife is probably growing sick of it, but my favorite is....

"It's a real burden, being right so often..."

Used primarily when my children argue with me, but are then proven horribly wrong...

Rob O.

AG05

Sunday, May 31, 2009 5:28 AM

Not a quote, exactly, but that scene in Heart of Gold when Jayne is sleeping with the hooker, but has to rearrange things 'cause he's sleeping on his gun? I've had that happen at least twice. Minus the hooker part, of course.

1911's are pointy as hell when you're sleeping on them.

Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.

ANOTHERSKY

Sunday, May 31, 2009 6:38 AM

I tried "terrifyin' space monkeys" one time...BLANK stares, as if you'd turned their brains off. Completely off.

Maybe it's a safeword. Hmmm...

Also, I would love to be able to say any of the "fertile land" 'dialogue'.

On the other hand:

"she crashes, you crashed her!"
"I'll be in my bunk"
"I can't KNOW that!"
"Might have been the losing side..."
"That seems to be the popular theory."
"She understands, she doesn't comprehend."
"too much hair!"

have worked quite nicely, and even sparked browncoat-type exchanges. Not the point of the thread, but still...

"Yeah, tell us where the stuff's at, so I can shoot ya."
That whole scene is awe-inspiring for writing.

231

Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:00 AM

Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!

AERIN

Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:40 AM

Lately I've found myself wanting to say "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it." Except, I'm not a guy.

Oh well. It would be lost on my coworkers anyway.

231

Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Aerin:
Lately I've found myself wanting to say "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it." Except, I'm not a guy.

Oh well. It would be lost on my coworkers anyway.

Hi,Aerin. This is my first time posting on this forum.

MAI

Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:09 AM

Quote:
Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!

I worked at a day care part time. That quote came up daily. So the three year olds didn't get it, it made them giggle anyways.

I also happen to like " I don't know what I'm saying I never know what I'm saying,"

Or a variation with "I don't know what YOUR saying I never know what YOUR saying."

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

231

Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:22 AM

One I will DEFINETLY never use, at least to a total stranger is, "I can see you..."

Now wierd and creepifyin,I can handle.

WAKEUPSOON

Sunday, May 31, 2009 11:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 231:
Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!

I use that one at college a lot. When its nice day and we're on the hill a lot of people start messing about, so I always sneak it in.

I've never been able to use "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

FLATTOP

Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AG05:
1911's are pointy as hell when you're sleeping on them.

True, true. But after a while, you get used to it & have trouble sleeping unless it's there.

"Shootin' starts, I get excitable; like to have my options."

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HEWHOKICKSALOT

Sunday, May 31, 2009 1:35 PM

For when things get a little hairy at work...

"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dontcha think?"

But I like my job, and I don't think the folks higher up would see the humor....

Rob O.

RALLEM

Sunday, May 31, 2009 4:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by HeWhoKicksAlot:
For when things get a little hairy at work...

"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dontcha think?"

But I like my job, and I don't think the folks higher up would see the humor....

Rob O.

ROFL That would be aq definate no in my job.

http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

TRAINBANDIT

Sunday, May 31, 2009 5:15 PM

I put together a poetry chapbook for class, and we had to make up a press name. I typed in "Gorram Press." I considered Shiny Press but I like the idea of inserting "gorram" into the middle of finals. Nobody but me knows what I mean.

"Looks like."

LEOPARDFLAN

Sunday, May 31, 2009 6:52 PM

Never met a girl crazy enough to say this about (well, except maybe me...)-

'Either she'll blow us all up of rub soup in my hair'

Likewise, I've never been able to reply to someone with this...

'I'd go with the soup option. It's a hoot and we won't all die from it'

Heh...

T3HMOTO

Sunday, May 31, 2009 7:06 PM

hopefully nobody ever has cause to use this one :P

"offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine."

RALLEM

Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:55 PM

Quite specific.
(beat)
It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on
the subject of kneecaps.

http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html

SHINYVERA2517

Friday, June 5, 2009 10:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TrainBandit:
I put together a poetry chapbook for class, and we had to make up a press name. I typed in "Gorram Press." I considered Shiny Press but I like the idea of inserting "gorram" into the middle of finals. Nobody but me knows what I mean.

"Looks like."

LOVE IT!!

_____
"He was mostly brave.....MOSTLY??!?!...he was brave..."

ANOTHERSKY

Sunday, June 7, 2009 4:10 PM

I am ANOTHER "semi-muscular-man" wannabe!

Mostly my lines come out in times of good humor:

Watching some moron trying to out-speed the cops...
"where's that get fun?"

Passing comment to a roommate studying anatomy, stair landing, two in the morning: "The human body can be drained of blood in *.* seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."

All the time, nonplusses people: "Does that seem right to you?"

But, running for the bus, on an empty stomach and late for my unfinished final project, having not slept for almost 48 hours, there was a strange refrain that wouldn't leave my mind:

"Dear Buddha...please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...and a plastic rocket bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...dear Buddha..."

I guess it was my brain's attempt at irony. (Given the tenants of Buddhism and my likelyhood of catching that bus).
Normally I don't engage it in conversation.

CHRISISALL

Sunday, June 7, 2009 4:19 PM

Last year I had a new windshield put in my car, and I was driving on I-91 with my Son in the back seat, when a rock came flying out of nowhere & ricochetted off my new glass, leaving a thumbnail-sized crack- to which I automatically exclaimed: "What was that?"

The laughing Chrisisall

ANOTHERSKY

Monday, June 8, 2009 6:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Last year I had a new windshield put in my car, and I was driving on I-91 with my Son in the back seat, when a rock came flying out of nowhere & ricochetted off my new glass, leaving a thumbnail-sized crack- to which I automatically exclaimed: "What was that?"

The laughing Chrisisall

Now did your son say "It appeared to be the primary buffer panel?"

After which you announced the doom of all living occupants?

--
Going for a ride.

FILLYGIRL

Monday, June 8, 2009 7:56 AM

when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, June 8, 2009 8:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

I haven't been able to use "My muscular buttocks" but I haven't given up.

CALHOUN

Monday, June 8, 2009 8:47 AM

I got to use a Jayne quote I never thought I would be able to. Was sitting at an airport in Thailand waiting for my flight with this kid sitting opposite me just staring at me.. this kid didnt even blink, just kept staring. In the end I got jack of it and said "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck!" and it worked!

Loved it!

FILLYGIRL

Monday, June 8, 2009 8:48 AM

re: muscular buttocks

ooohhh, good one! I get all kinds of racy pics in my mind with that one, its always been one of my favorites. It has Joss all over it.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Monday, June 8, 2009 8:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
re: muscular buttocks

ooohhh, good one! I get all kinds of racy pics in my mind with that one, its always been one of my favorites. It has Joss all over it.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

Maybe, but Ize gotsta be careful, don't want it sounding gay.

ANOTHERSKY

Monday, June 8, 2009 3:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

My apologies, for one.

Here's one I have been dying to use (but probably never shall)spoken as it was; slowly and with impeccable pronunciation:

"Every-man-there, go back inside--or I will blow, a new crater in this ti-ny moon."

If that's not Wash pwnage, Serenity should get some guns.

--
Going for a ride.

KWICKO

Monday, June 8, 2009 4:21 PM

I doubt I'm ever going to find occasion to say,
"Oh, look - they've got boy-whores, too!"

KWICKO

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by HeWhoKicksAlot:
For when things get a little hairy at work...

"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dontcha think?"

But I like my job, and I don't think the folks higher up would see the humor....

Rob O.

I actually DO say that. More often than I should, in fact. It's usually when I'm trying to brute-force something, or as a substitution for the "I need the bigger hammer" kind of comment while working on a car...

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"You're a idiot." -AuRaptor, RWED, May 27, 2009.

FILLYGIRL

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 12:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnotherSky:
Quote:
Originally posted by fillygirl:
when did this change from "lines you CAN"T use?"

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

My apologies, for one.

Here's one I have been dying to use (but probably never shall)spoken as it was; slowly and with impeccable pronunciation:

"Every-man-there, go back inside--or I will blow, a new crater in this ti-ny moon."

If that's not Wash pwnage, Serenity should get some guns.

--
Going for a ride.

Not a problem, no need to apologize, but it was very nice. I was enjoying the ones we can't use because there have been several threads about quotes we have used and this was new.

Chaplain of the 76th Independant Battalion

Do not bother dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

...it's worse than you know...Operative
...it usually is.....Mal

RIPWASH

Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:01 PM

I don't think many of us will find a use for:

"You shot me in the back! I didn't make you MAD, did I?"

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 8:39 AM

For quite some time, I thought I would not have occasion to use "We applied the cortical electrodes but failed to get a response from either patient." Alas, lately one of my supervisors (about the only good one) has been getting through my loaner DVD set, and now when we find some unplanned occurance, or a lack of coordination amongst the worker bees, or other unforseen happenings, I can use that, where he then sniggers and agrees.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 8:55 AM

Not intending disrespect, but the thread title does keep changing, so maybe that's why some are posting quotes you CAN use.

ACRAZYIVAN

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:37 AM

While playing two-player video games, I always try to take the pilot/driver seat in hopes that whoever I'm playing with and I will re-enact the simple

'No.'
'Yes.'
'No!'
'Yes!'

Between Mal and Wash while trying to land on Mr. Universe's moon during the ol' epic space battle.

Alas, no such luck.

Keep on flyin'

"We've gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero."

YINYANG

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 11:50 AM

A quote I love but can't use:

"Now we have a boatful of citizens right on top of our... stolen cargo." Zoe's just fabulous.

Of course, the end of that exchange -

ZOE: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.

MAL If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em.

ZOE: Shoot 'em?

MAL: Politely.

is very usable, but it hasn't come up for me yet.

TRAINBANDIT

Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:31 PM

I long to tell my less favorites professors:
"Ah hell. If I'd wanted schoolin' I'd'a gone to school."

LEOPARDFLAN

Friday, June 12, 2009 1:54 AM

I don't know if this one has already been submitted, but

"We're humped"

or

"I swallowed a bug"

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:49 AM

Hell, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. With you, shit didn't fall far from the donkey.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 AM

"Chew it!"

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:53 AM

It's amazing a moron like you can swallow. How do you get time to talk as well?

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:57 AM

Your so ugly your mother doesn't know what end to smack!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 2:59 AM

Hum the theme song to "Deliverance".

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:01 AM

Hey, I understand your sister and brother where your parents.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:04 AM

I ain't worried about the plane seat or seats. But, the toilet, you must just use the drains on the road your so fat?

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:06 AM

Hey, I am just going to say a small prayer because a sperm died because of you.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:12 AM

If you drive like you have sex. Then there is hope for the rest of us , that there won't be any more c***ts like you on the road.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:19 AM

bounce me!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:25 AM

You didn't see me!

What you use sonar to find your way around or something?

(Then just use your neck to go left and right!)

(If they have a guide dog, then show the guide dog and bark)

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:26 AM

Of course, I love you.
And your sister, mother and best girlfriend.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:29 AM

Sportmen or Cheerleader.

They give you a field to jump up and down in?
Hey your just like a scarecrow!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:30 AM

Your as thick as three short matchsticks.

If they answer "plank"

You ain't that bright!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:32 AM

It is a shame your not one legged as you can then have the same IQ as your feet.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:33 AM

twist me.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:34 AM

Your as dump as dirt!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:34 AM

Nice to see that Jayne has blood relations

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 3:51 AM

Sportspersons.

I am not calling you dum? Its not like they get someone while you are playing a game to blow whistle to tell you stop and start. Oh, they do, my bad!

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, June 12, 2009 4:49 AM

Are those last 20 quotes from a Firefly episode I missed?

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 4:53 AM

No.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

LEOPARDFLAN

Friday, June 12, 2009 4:57 AM

It's called an edit button and not spamming with a million posts, troll. Not trying to be rude, just saying...

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 5:05 AM

You are being very rude.

Yours weren't funny!

If you don't have the ability to post. Then that is a shame.

I will leave it there.

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 5:06 AM

LEOPARDFLAN

Friday, June 12, 2009 5:12 AM

I'm sorry for coming off as rude, I just tend to get really annoyed at what looks like spam... But sorry, I'll end it now.

And here's another unusable phrase- "Earth-that-was"

SUPERTOASTER2

Friday, June 12, 2009 5:16 AM

Thank you. I just wanted to be funny, but I agree it does look like I did too much.

I was just having funny. And once, I got carried away I couldn't stop.

It was silly of me.

My apologies to everyone on this thread and its owner.

I looked to see if there was a delete button.

But there isn't so, I could put them in one edit

I am just hopeful that people will see the funny side, etc.

Thank you :smile

"My wings maybe be broken, my eyes may only see the black in the world, but my heart sees the fire, and I fly once again".

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Friday, June 12, 2009 5:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Supertoaster2:
No.

Well then which Firefly episode or Serenity movie scene were those Firefly quotes from? Because I don't recall those words as Firefly quotes from any source.

ZEROKIRYU

Saturday, June 13, 2009 8:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
"I swallowed a bug"

Have you never set foot outside? I've used that quote plenty of times.

Oh no, the zombies killed god!

LEOPARDFLAN

Saturday, June 13, 2009 11:13 AM

Well, not never, but in general I like to stay inside and plot plans to overthrow the Alliance (I foolishly hope that without cute enchanting wildlife like kittens or butterflies about, I'll stop being distracted. However.... yeah. I still keep trying though XD)