Great Quotes You CAN'T Use
POSTED BY: Schism
UPDATED: Saturday, June 13, 2009 11:13
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Two master freemasons meet, do their secret handshake and acknowledge one another.
Two browncoats meet, shake hands and verbalize,
B1 “So ruttin glad to meet you.”
B2 “Gorram shiny.”
It would be good to have everyone you meet understand the language of the verse. But in a way it’s also SHINY to know when you find another Firefly fan.I've used SHINY a couple of times but no one knew what the hell I was talkin about.
Z
PS, I would never say gorram in front of my mother. I may be an old guy but I ain’t to old for a beating.
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Actually I did manage one of the 'impossible' ones into a convo after a buddys po'ed girlfriend bit him on the lip for gettin a lil too friendly with another girl at a convention.
"That's why I never kiss em on the mouth."
Cue stares, silence, and me laughing my ass off.
-F
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Quote:You'd be surprised the kind of conversations I have. . .
Originally posted by Briglad:
Be kinda hard to fit "Spry for a dead fella" into a conversation.
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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I love quote threads. I use FF lines in my personal and work life all the time....sometimes they get across, and sometimes they don't....
Why we still arguing what's been decided?
Let's ride past the part where you explain what that means.
I got no rudder. Wind blows North, I go North.
We're at the corner of No and Where.
You better smile when you say that.
How quaint!
Prefer a bit of a piss off.
Worth of a turd.
A fine bunch of reubens.
I can't know that!
Pisspot.
Did I give you the impression I was askin'?
and a zillion more.
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"We live on a spaceship, dear."
or
"We're crooks. if everything were right we'd be in jail." -- unless you ARE a crook, in which case maybe you've used this once or twice. XD
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Some orders allow Shepherds to marry,
but I follow a narrower path.
http://www.swyzzlestyx.com/index.html
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How 'bout...
- This distress wouldn't happen to be takin' place in someone's pants, would it?
- Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down.
- You see that guy hangin' out of the space ship with the really big gun?
- I can kill you with my brain.
- Dear Buddah, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
- Oh my God, who's flyin' this thing? Oh right, that would be me.
- They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
- We applied the cortical electrodes, but were unable to get a response from either patient.
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Mal: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Mal: Could be bumpy.
Zoë: Always is
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Rallem, LOVE the avi XD
LOLZ i thought about the "yeah but she's our witch" one XD
"Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."
"You can't change that by gettin' all..bendy. you've got the-the lights from the console...keep you...lift you up. they shine like *grabs at air* little angels."
"Planet's comin' up a mite fast."
"I can't keep track of her when she's *not* incorporeally possessing a spaceship."
"Anyone remember her comin at me with a butcher's knife?"
"Here's a little concept i've been workin on, why don't we shoot her first?"
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"No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings."
"Don't pay anybody in advance. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky."
"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"
"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."
"Tell us where the stuff's at, so I can shoot ya."
"My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here."
One that I hope to never to be able to use in a non-sarcastic way is "Oh God, oh God we're all
gonna die." 
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"He was mostly brave.....MOSTLY??!?!...he was brave..."
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