Great Quotes You CAN'T Use
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"Gave the boy a free thrust since he's not long for this world"
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When my boyfriend said, "I'm such a moron..."
I returned with, "yeah, but you're my moron!"
We're both browncoats, met here initially, actually!
I also like "You're going to come with me!"
"I'm pointing right at it!"
"do you know that girl?"
"I really don't..."
"... Malcolm, I've been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns!"
"what about me, am I getting any prettier?"
"by the minute!"
"... as long as it's you, and not my fine rice wine, talkin'!"
"Ain't like anyone else is linin' up to... examine me"
"he looks better in red"
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I'll probably use "monkeyshit" sometime, but that sounds pretty 21st century. Still like it though.
"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TrainBandit:
I'll probably use "monkeyshit" sometime, but that sounds pretty 21st century. Still like it though.
"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven."
Well, sure - monkeys (and their excrement) are timeless!
I've learned that when it comes to, "Find that kid that's takin' a dirt nap with Baby Jesus - we need a hood ornament!", I really need to make my moment. I find myself spending a lot of my free time hanging out at pull-a-part yards...
donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal
Still...what would Rorschach do?
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My wife is probably growing sick of it, but my favorite is....
"It's a real burden, being right so often..."
Used primarily when my children argue with me, but are then proven horribly wrong...
Rob O.
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Not a quote, exactly, but that scene in Heart of Gold when Jayne is sleeping with the hooker, but has to rearrange things 'cause he's sleeping on his gun? I've had that happen at least twice. Minus the hooker part, of course. 
1911's are pointy as hell when you're sleeping on them.
Mercy is the mark of a great man.
Guess I'm just a good man.
Well, I'm alright.
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I tried "terrifyin' space monkeys" one time...BLANK stares, as if you'd turned their brains off. Completely off.
Maybe it's a safeword. Hmmm...
Also, I would love to be able to say any of the "fertile land" 'dialogue'.
On the other hand:
"she crashes, you crashed her!"
"I'll be in my bunk"
"I can't KNOW that!"
"Might have been the losing side..."
"That seems to be the popular theory."
"She understands, she doesn't comprehend."
"too much hair!"
have worked quite nicely, and even sparked browncoat-type exchanges. Not the point of the thread, but still...
"Yeah, tell us where the stuff's at, so I can shoot ya."
That whole scene is awe-inspiring for writing.
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Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!
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Lately I've found myself wanting to say "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it." Except, I'm not a guy.
Oh well. It would be lost on my coworkers anyway.
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Quote:Hi,Aerin. This is my first time posting on this forum.
Originally posted by Aerin:
Lately I've found myself wanting to say "I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it." Except, I'm not a guy.
Oh well. It would be lost on my coworkers anyway.
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