Great Quotes You CAN'T Use

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MAI

Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:09 AM

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Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!

I worked at a day care part time. That quote came up daily. So the three year olds didn't get it, it made them giggle anyways.

I also happen to like " I don't know what I'm saying I never know what I'm saying,"

Or a variation with "I don't know what YOUR saying I never know what YOUR saying."

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

231

Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:22 AM

One I will DEFINETLY never use, at least to a total stranger is, "I can see you..."

Now wierd and creepifyin,I can handle.

WAKEUPSOON

Sunday, May 31, 2009 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by 231:
Here's another one. "One of you is gonna fall and die and I'M not gonna be the one cleaning it up! LOL!

I use that one at college a lot. When its nice day and we're on the hill a lot of people start messing about, so I always sneak it in.

I've never been able to use "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."

~WuS
This is not my signature, I have to write this every time I post.
Smile && Nod, it makes it seem like you know what's going on.

FLATTOP

Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by AG05:
1911's are pointy as hell when you're sleeping on them.

True, true. But after a while, you get used to it & have trouble sleeping unless it's there.

"Shootin' starts, I get excitable; like to have my options."

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HEWHOKICKSALOT

Sunday, May 31, 2009 1:35 PM

For when things get a little hairy at work...

"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dontcha think?"

But I like my job, and I don't think the folks higher up would see the humor....

Rob O.

RALLEM

Sunday, May 31, 2009 4:32 PM

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Originally posted by HeWhoKicksAlot:
For when things get a little hairy at work...

"Sure would be nice if we had some GRENADES, dontcha think?"

But I like my job, and I don't think the folks higher up would see the humor....

Rob O.

ROFL That would be aq definate no in my job.

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TRAINBANDIT

Sunday, May 31, 2009 5:15 PM

I put together a poetry chapbook for class, and we had to make up a press name. I typed in "Gorram Press." I considered Shiny Press but I like the idea of inserting "gorram" into the middle of finals. Nobody but me knows what I mean.

"Looks like."

LEOPARDFLAN

Sunday, May 31, 2009 6:52 PM

Never met a girl crazy enough to say this about (well, except maybe me...)-

'Either she'll blow us all up of rub soup in my hair'

Likewise, I've never been able to reply to someone with this...

'I'd go with the soup option. It's a hoot and we won't all die from it'

Heh...

T3HMOTO

Sunday, May 31, 2009 7:06 PM

hopefully nobody ever has cause to use this one :P

"offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine."

RALLEM

Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:55 PM

Quite specific.
(beat)
It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on
the subject of kneecaps.

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