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Whose a*s could YOU kick in RWED, and why?

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, September 15, 2008 17:50
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:22 PM

Me- I could kick Hero's ass, cause he's soft- all he does is talk & cook steaks on his BBQ.

I could kick Finn's ass 'cause his martial art training is formal, & he likes structure; I'd break his knee while he thought I was merely ducking a punch.

I could kick Signy's ass, 'cause she's a girl- Rue too, however, if they double teamed on me I'd be a goner.

I could not kick Frem's ass, that's for sure and that's for certain (he sneaks guns into fistfights).

I could kick Citizen's ass as long as it was early & he was suffering a severe hangover.

I could wipe the floor with AURaptor, period.

I couldn't even touch HKCavalier; he'd pull out that line from Buckaroo Banzai I'm so partial to.

Please give us your fight predictions at this tiiiime!







Round 1isall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:32 PM

You kick my arse in a dream, you better wake up and apologise.

MrWhiteIsAll



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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:55 PM

Chris, I know you just want to get close to me.....not that you could handle me, but it's nice to know you're thinking of me.

Nah, not really.



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" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Chris, I know you just want to get close to me.....not that you could handle me, but it's nice to know you're thinking of me.

Nah, not really.



Punk bitch.



I mean that in the nicest way, of course.

Devolved Chrisisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:00 PM

Smile when you say that, biotch.



It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Smile when you say that, biotch.


I'll smile when I hand you your smelly butt...for me to poop on!!!

Triumphisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:28 PM

I'm sure I could kick your ass because you like hot sweaty man sex, like B.O. does.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:42 PM

Shut up, Whozit!


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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:43 PM

Or yo, I'll f**k you up, homeboy.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:52 PM

Me? Well, I think I'd get my ass kicked, then I'd have to get my ass in gear and haul ass or else I'd get my ass handed to me and I'd bet my ass that I'd have to kiss ass and cover my ass to avoid a pain in my ass from having my ass chewed and end up with my ass in a sling from the ass whuppin.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!



Nope

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:55 PM

Sounds to me like you'd talk yer way outta one, Simon.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:57 PM

Heh, my days of fisticuffs were well and over many a year ago, but it's no matter.

But before I realised that a fight which didn't result in a visit to the trauma ward didn't never solve nothing, I was more like Mal, too damn stubborn to quit until I was unconscious.

I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.

But anyhows, if one was paying attention, one might have noticed a theme there of gettin other folk to do my dirty work, often without them even knowin it.

The best way to handle would-be tough guys is to sidle up to em all friendly like, stroke their ego till they need to feed it, and gently guide them into taking on someone you *know* will rip them limb from limb, and then when they come to you for sympathy, all weak, battered, cussin fate and telling fables about how you should see the other guy....

That's when YOU deliver the curb stomp as a coup de gras.

-EvilBastardFrem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!



Nope

Get over here you punk...ooohhh, aren't we the slippery little newt?
Why I'll murdalize you, ya pipsqueek!

isall

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:59 PM

I wonder how many times B.O.'s chin has rubbed up against a set of testicals?

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 11:20 PM

Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.) And then you'd be blowing your *ss out on the john. heh heh heh



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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:
Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.)




If it's so easy for you to say , why are you lisping like Elmer Fudd when you say it ?

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RUE
Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:13 AM

looks around --- whew !

Chris isn't here.

Maybe he could kick my ass - but he'd have to find me first.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:31 AM


...i kicked an ass once.... sumbitch kicked me right back

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 3:12 AM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
I could kick Finn's ass 'cause his martial art training is formal, & he likes structure; I'd break his knee while he thought I was merely ducking a punch.

I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.” These are his words, not mine. Now personally, all I remember learning is very slow and methodical motions, like what most people would think of as Tai Chi. So while I might have learned the most deadliest kungfu, I can only fight people if everyone moves in slow motion.

I’m not a fighter. I learned that playing hockey. That’s why I learned to dance. So if you want to have a battle of rhythm on the dance floor, you’re on. I can Swing, Cha Cha, Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, Tango, Salsa, etc.

But if you want to actually fight, well then…experience tells me that you probably will kick my ass.




Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 3:19 AM

I could totally kick ChrisIsAlls ass!


Then I would be anasskicerisall!





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"We don't fear the reaper"

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“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 3:26 AM

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.



Mal didn't follow the rules. He shot the Operative, but didn't make sure he was finished. Never leave an enemy behind you that you aren't sure is hors de combat. "Bullet to the brainpan" would have been effective. This is a major fallacy in so many movies, both action and horror.

As for me, I ain't gonna kick nobody's ass. "Run away" is always plan A. Plan B involves BTTB, as noted above.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Smile when you say that, biotch.


I'll smile when I hand you your smelly butt...for me to poop on!!!

Triumphisall



Watch it Chrissy, or Triumph will hunt you down and gnaw off your naughty bits.





It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Me- I could kick Hero's ass, cause he's soft- all he does is talk & cook steaks on his BBQ.


Sure, you could do that. And I do talk and cook steaks...talk to cops, cook steak for cops...

So that means that my friends with badges, guns, and tasers would take it personally. They'd arrest you for assault, escort you to the ground, ask you to stop resisting (and you'd be resisting no matter how cooperative you were). Taser, strip search, sweaty cellmate sex, court, jury, conviction, jail, civil action, judgement, debtor, and me...laughing last.

Ha, ha, ha...

Or, I'd shoot you. I'd feel bad about it...but you came at me with a knife (and there'd be a knife), I had no choice.

H

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RUE
Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:17 PM

Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.”

Shinanju is the most deadliest form, all others are but a shadow.

Chuenisall

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:15 PM

well, I'm mostly a lurker who keeps trying to make ya'lls argument make sense, and I consistantly fail (half because I have no clue what the hell ya'll are talking about, half because I can't keep most of you guys with the same avatar straight!), but, I'm pretty sure ya'll could kick my ass in a fistfight, if I had a gun or a couple knives ya'll be in trouble

Oh, that reminds me, anyone who has one of the generic default avatars that would like a customized one, I'd be willing to make avatars for people (just tell me stuff like what you'd like on it, what size, whatever)! I do need help in keeping ya'll straight (the ones with the generic ones with no signature, at any rate)

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:47 PM

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Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.
And I'll bet Finn could dance MY *ss off!

So, meet me at high noon... on the dance floor!


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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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RUE
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:55 PM

I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing - all very, very badly.

Do you happen to know if they make steel-toed dress shoes ? (I'm asking on behalf of any dance partner who may be brave enough to show up. )

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:41 PM

I'd change it, but I dunno how.

Already have a graphic for it tho.


Yeah, that's Lucy - think about it for a minute, and you may understand.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Friday, September 12, 2008 3:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:
Quote:

Yeah, ChrisIsAll could kick my a*s, but Finn had me rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off.
And I'll bet Finn could dance MY *ss off!

So, meet me at high noon... on the dance floor!

Opposite ends of the dance floor at 10 paces, then come out with dances shoes a-blazing.

Quote:

Originally posted by rue:
I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing - all very, very badly.

Do you happen to know if they make steel-toed dress shoes ? (I'm asking on behalf of any dance partner who may be brave enough to show up. )

I don’t know about steel-toed dress shoes, but I’ve never understood why women insist up on wearing those opened toed stiletto heels. They look awfully uncomfortable. The thing to do is get yourself some comfortable practice shoes or jazz shoes and don’t worry about anyone else’s toes. If he’s leading correctly, there shouldn’t be any problem, if he’s not he will when his toes get sore enough.




Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Friday, September 12, 2008 3:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aiko:
well, I'm mostly a lurker who keeps trying to make ya'lls argument make sense, and I consistantly fail (half because I have no clue what the hell ya'll are talking about, half because I can't keep most of you guys with the same avatar straight!), but, I'm pretty sure ya'll could kick my ass in a fistfight, if I had a gun or a couple knives ya'll be in trouble

Oh, that reminds me, anyone who has one of the generic default avatars that would like a customized one, I'd be willing to make avatars for people (just tell me stuff like what you'd like on it, what size, whatever)! I do need help in keeping ya'll straight (the ones with the generic ones with no signature, at any rate)



why try to keep us straight? Just close your eyes and start swinging!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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RUE
Friday, September 12, 2008 3:54 AM

"If he’s leading correctly, there shouldn’t be any problem, if he’s not he will when his toes get sore enough."

OH ! HE leads ! Maybe that's where I went wrong.

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hee hee hee hee hee ....

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Friday, September 12, 2008 3:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
I don’t know about steel-toed dress shoes, but I’ve never understood why women insist up on wearing those opened toed stiletto heels. They look awfully uncomfortable.
Quote:



Because they look goooooooooood!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original




“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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RUE
Friday, September 12, 2008 4:11 AM

You know, it all started for me back in kindergarten.

Maybe it was all that running around barefoot in summer, or maybe it's my 100% Polish peasant background, but I have really wide feet. I remember my mom talking to the saleswoman at the shoe store (the umpteenth one we'd been to that day trying to find shoes - any shoes - for kindergarten that fit) saying - forget the shoes, I'll take the boxes.

Each autumn was a shoe ordeal, and each autumn I got to pick another pair of saddle shoes. Oh goody. Meanwhile the other girls all got to wear those really shiny pretty patent leather shoes.

Eventually I went to a public school where they let kids wear - sneakers ! (To this day I get the men's wide ones because they fit, whereas even the widest women's ones don't.)

Well, when you can't wear pretty shoes, why wear the pretty dresses ? Fortunately the 60's were also a revolution in clothing style. My sneakers fit right in with what everyone else was wearing.

So, I never really did connect with the shoe thing. Or the fashion thing. Or being traditionally feminine.

Making a virtue out of a necessity: maybe that's how I ended up a scientist in a traditionally male field making really good money. Maybe it was all for the best.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 4:17 AM

Well all I know is that no matter how fat my ass gets - my legs look damn good in stilettos!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original




“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Friday, September 12, 2008 7:14 AM

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Or the fashion thing.

I feel ya, try being my size!

I am just a hair too big for boys shirts, and with shoulders just a bit too wide, and mens shirts just kinda hang on me...

Not to mention I'm cheap, almost never buying clothes cause there's always someone foisting off the stuff their youngest grew out of, which ain't gonna fit no one else, and I will gleefully take, and then wear till it's almost beggars rags.

I was grunge before there was grunge, lol.

My niece gives me crap about it, as do most of the younger folk I deal with, and one of her friends who's gleefully delighted to meet an *adult* Anarchist who well and truly means it, calls it "Salvation Army Chic"...

This from a sorta-goth who can wash her entire closet in only one cycle, mind you.

Kids these days, pffthhh.

-DressesLikeABumFrem

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Friday, September 12, 2008 2:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rue:
I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing


Heroes don't dance.


H

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Friday, September 12, 2008 6:45 PM

Lol this thread....its great.

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Friday, September 12, 2008 7:07 PM

May I reminisce?

I had one GREAT dance partner. When we danced, it was like we never touched the floor. People cleared the floor for us (No, not 'cause we were bad!!! ) We flew.

Anyone who dances can't be all bad!

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A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having! ...

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Friday, September 12, 2008 7:11 PM

lol

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Friday, September 12, 2008 11:16 PM

One of my dance partners wants to do a Viennese Waltz in the upcoming showcase. That’s a dance that really travels – it’s the only dance that I’ve actually seen good dancers trip and fall in. So I’m a little nervous, but we’ve got several months to practice.



Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Friday, September 12, 2008 11:20 PM

I'm confident that you'll dance up a storm- I sense your dedication in the matter.

Left feeted Chrisisall

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Friday, September 12, 2008 11:27 PM

*FMF prances around ChrisIsAll fists punching the air*

Wanna fight MO' FO! IMMO kick your ass!





I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original




“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Friday, September 12, 2008 11:28 PM

Man, I wish I could dance - I mean, other than dancing like a no-rhythm-having white guy, that is...

Dancing kicks my ass.




Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:00 AM

I can kick everyone of youse wussified asses cuz I'm the measnest son of a bitch in the valley and the ONE GOD OBAMA walks beside me.
So on yo knees now bitches.
I'm so tough I don't even gotta spell good.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:12 AM

*leaps on Arc & beats the felgercarb out of him*

Chrisisall

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.) And then you'd be blowing your *ss out on the john. heh heh heh

Phenolphthalein -- it is not just an indicator, it is what's for breakfast.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:39 AM

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I can kick everyone of youse wussified asses...



To quote Rupert Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
Quote:

Originally posted by rue:
I ... UHHhhhmmmm ... foxtrot, rumba, cha cha, waltz, polka, and swing

Heroes don't dance.

At the ballrooms, dancehalls, jam-parties and nightclubs I frequent, I notice many heroes sitting in the corner or holding up the wall...as I dance with their girlfriends and wives.




Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:38 AM

Hrm.

I don't think I'd kick anyone's ass--other than PN. I would like to give everyone a good shin kick or two just so they know I can hurt them if I really wanted.

I'm tiny, so you won't see me coming. I'll just be there kicking your shins. Like a leprechaun.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:45 AM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
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I can kick everyone of youse wussified asses...
To quote Rupert Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."

Giles is awesome. He was always my favorite.

My favorite quote is: “Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?”




Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:25 PM

Just remember one of mine is metal, TWG!

I enraged a friends daughter once by being somewhat critical of her favorite boy-band and she kicked me in the shin with her house slippers on, only to go hopping around the kitchin goin "ow, ow, ow!" about a second later while I tried pretty hard not to laugh.

Which made her madder, so she throws a straight line jab... right into the steel plate of my IIA vest, lmao.

To this day she makes Terminator cracks at me whenever I show up.

-F

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 4:40 AM

I'll remember. I may have to come up with a special attack just for you. hrm. The classic boot to the head? No plates there, right?

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 4:54 AM

leprechauns freak me out

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 5:14 AM

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leprechauns freak me out



Leprechauns? Meh...not so much. I guess they'd freak me out if I ever saw a REAL one, though.

For me, it's clowns. Always has been.

Who the hell in this world thought it would be a good idea to show a kid a clown? Freaked me right the fuck out, it did. Still creeps me to see 'em.

Didn't help that my wife's stepdad was a Shriner clown. And he had an entire "clown room" in his house, that was also the guest bedroom. Guess where we had to sleep when we visited. Fucking nasty things all over the goddam place, just leering at you all damned night.

I still get the willies thinking about it.

Bluhhhhh!


Mike

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 5:17 AM

LOL


I have these clown paintings that my parents made - my kids HATE THEM. I am thinking of wrapping them up and giving one to their respective spouses should they ever get married! LOL!



eta - or I will if the dems get in the white house, otherwise my oldest will never have the right to marry

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 5:49 AM

I'm pretty sure that right about now, Rue would like to kick MY ass...

Fortunately, we're both pretty nonviolent, peace-loving folk, though, so we'd probably end up sharing a few beers and laughing about the whole damned world burning down around us. :)

Mike

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Fortunately, we're both pretty nonviolent, peace-loving filk, though, so we'd probably end up sharing a few beers and laughing about the whole damned world burning down around us. :)


You're types of songs?



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Sunday, September 14, 2008 3:08 PM

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You're types of songs?



Dang it - corrected to "folk". Although that's also a type of music...

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 3:25 PM

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You're types of songs?



Dang it - corrected to "folk". Although that's also a type of music...

This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.




I thought it was something akin to a milf

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Sunday, September 14, 2008 3:26 PM

F**ker I'd Like to Kill?



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Sunday, September 14, 2008 3:27 PM

lol

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Monday, September 15, 2008 2:56 PM

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Originally posted by Finn mac Cumhal:
At the ballrooms, dancehalls, jam-parties and nightclubs I frequent, I notice many heroes sitting in the corner or holding up the wall...as I dance with their girlfriends and wives.


Thats because your their gay friend.

And you'd never catch me at a ballroom (unless its a seminar), or a dancehall (unless for an election party).

Nightclubs are ok...I prefer the term "bar". And while I don't dance, I met one of the best girls I ever dated while she was "dancing" at a bar.

Jam-parties sound like fun. I love jam, especially strawberry...

H

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Monday, September 15, 2008 5:50 PM


Tsk. Tsk. At least some of you know how to dance. Anyone want to polka? Polkas are fun.

I ought to kick Hero in the shins for refusing to dance. Thhhbt.

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