Whose a*s could YOU kick in RWED, and why?
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Monday, September 15, 2008 17:50
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Quote:Nope
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!
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Sounds to me like you'd talk yer way outta one, Simon.
Chrisisall
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Heh, my days of fisticuffs were well and over many a year ago, but it's no matter.
But before I realised that a fight which didn't result in a visit to the trauma ward didn't never solve nothing, I was more like Mal, too damn stubborn to quit until I was unconscious.
I still say he woulda took the Operative if Inara hadn't broken that up, all that fancy shit will wear a guy out quick, at which point he's just easy meat, Mal woulda wore him down and then finished him off up close where all them sweeping moves do ya no good.
But anyhows, if one was paying attention, one might have noticed a theme there of gettin other folk to do my dirty work, often without them even knowin it.
The best way to handle would-be tough guys is to sidle up to em all friendly like, stroke their ego till they need to feed it, and gently guide them into taking on someone you *know* will rip them limb from limb, and then when they come to you for sympathy, all weak, battered, cussin fate and telling fables about how you should see the other guy....
That's when YOU deliver the curb stomp as a coup de gras.
-EvilBastardFrem
It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it
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Quote:Get over here you punk...ooohhh, aren't we the slippery little newt?
Originally posted by whozit:Quote:Nope
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Shut up, Whozit!
Why I'll murdalize you, ya pipsqueek!
isall
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I wonder how many times B.O.'s chin has rubbed up against a set of testicals? 
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Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.) And then you'd be blowing your *ss out on the john. heh heh heh
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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal
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Originally posted by SignyM:
Chris: I'd make you a nice cuppa tea. Spiked with phenolphthalein. (Yes, that's easy for me to say. I'm a chemist.)
If it's so easy for you to say , why are you lisping like Elmer Fudd when you say it ?
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looks around --- whew !
Chris isn't here.
Maybe he could kick my ass - but he'd have to find me first.
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Silence is consent.
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...i kicked an ass once.... sumbitch kicked me right back
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Quote:I learned kungfu from a real kungfu master, fresh off the boat from China. I kid you not. Supposedly I learned the “real kungfu,” not “American kungfu.” And I learned the “most deadliest kungfu.” These are his words, not mine. Now personally, all I remember learning is very slow and methodical motions, like what most people would think of as Tai Chi. So while I might have learned the most deadliest kungfu, I can only fight people if everyone moves in slow motion.
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I could kick Finn's ass 'cause his martial art training is formal, & he likes structure; I'd break his knee while he thought I was merely ducking a punch.
I’m not a fighter. I learned that playing hockey. That’s why I learned to dance. So if you want to have a battle of rhythm on the dance floor, you’re on. I can Swing, Cha Cha, Rhumba, Foxtrot, Waltz, Tango, Salsa, etc.
But if you want to actually fight, well then…experience tells me that you probably will kick my ass.
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.
Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.
-- Cicero
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