The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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I cleverly waited to come back until someone
else had done (most of...aaacchhooo, excuse me)
the dusting.
There any Guinness on tap in here?
fred1988
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific.
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friend, sisters, countrywomen!!!
always wanted to say that. anyway, in explanation of my unexplained absence: (i'm not allowed to give specific details, but you're smart gals and will get the jist of it, i'm sure.) anyway, one day a certain someone-in-a-hat came to my door, saying i was needed. before i knew what was what, i was whisked away on a whirlwind adventure and, eventually, romance. needless to say, i saved the universe and faced down a whole world of unruly cabana boys.
that said, i think i may need a drink. something foamy.....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
A hard lemonaide? Sure!
* The Real Me goes to the freezer, pulls out a can of frozen lemonaide concentrate, and hands it to Ebo. *
There! Frozen rock hard!
The Real Me
You are a terrible person, and i hate you.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by cageybee:
friend, sisters, countrywomen!!!
always wanted to say that. anyway, in explanation of my unexplained absence: (i'm not allowed to give specific details, but you're smart gals and will get the jist of it, i'm sure.) anyway, one day a certain someone-in-a-hat came to my door, saying i was needed. before i knew what was what, i was whisked away on a whirlwind adventure and, eventually, romance. needless to say, i saved the universe and faced down a whole world of unruly cabana boys.
that said, i think i may need a drink. something foamy.....
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
I think the reason for your absence was much more interesting then mine. I saved a blind horse while i was gone though. Do i get anything special for that?
Something foamy, eh? I could put my "hard lemonaide" in the blender for you, that would make it foamy...
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
You are a terrible person, and i hate you.
Huh!
As a matter of fact, most of my friends think that I'm quite nice!
* The Real Me wanders away to pout... *
The Real Me
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
roflmao
Hmmmm...
* The Real Me studies the situation. *
Logically, if she is "ROF", then it appears that ThatWeirdGirl has fallen out of her hammock.
* The Real Me picks up ThatWeirdGirl and puts her back into her hammock. Then he looks about, shrugs, and gives Mal-licious a gentle push. *
Say, do I get PAID for this?
The Real Me
No, you do not get paid in the sense of anyone giving you currency, but you do get to hang around with hot chicks, feed us, ensure we have libations and swing our hammocks. That should be reward enough, for a REAL man. Now, swing me, dammit!
Mal-licious
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* Deep in thought, The Real Me absentmindedly hands Fred1988 a Guinness and gives Mal-licious and ThatWeirdGirl a push to get their hammocks rocking gently. *
Mal-licious, by "hang around with hot chicks" should I take you to mean "slavishly cater to the whims of the ladies who frequent this place"?
Not that I really have a problem with that or anything... 
Hmmm.... I might have another idea. I'll be back.
* After glancing to make sure ThatWeirdGirl has not fallen out of her hammock again, The Real Me departs. *
The Real Me
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Can't wait to hear about your idea. And who is falling out of hammocks?? Looks like a party I don't want to miss!
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uh, therealme, i couldn't help that in your absence, i've stopped swaying gently in the breeze. now i'm not pointing fingers here, but.......
me
~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."
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I'm not sure I want stacked hammocks...does anyone really want to stare at someone else's backside? (Unless it's one of the cabana boys, that is)
I see hard lemonade being thrown about, but I STILL haven't gotten my Margarita!!
What's a girl gotta do around here to have her needs met?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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