The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...
POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Hey, I have a question.
Since this is the NOT a Guy/Girl Clubhouse...
And since I am NOT a Girl...
Is there any reason that *I* cannot become a full member, swing in the hammocks, and have drinks brought to ME?
Aside, of course, from the fact that I seem to be the only one doing any work. Where is that person with the monkey tail?
The Real Me
TRM,
You should probably check the archives to read the original threads. The gays, umm, I mean GUYS, have their own clubhouse. It's just that ours was better and the guys started hanging out in it and we decided to let them stay if they performed certain....services... for us. Should you no longer wish to....service....us, you may leave, with no penalty for early withdrawal. See how nice we are?
Mal-licious
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i think we need a plasma screen with surround sound to make our firefly watching expreince all the more enjoyable.
I think if TRM gets that for us, we might consider full membership, yes? No? Vote? No?
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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* A beeping sound fills the clubhouse as The Real Me backs a truck up to the front door. The Real Me hops out of the driver’s seat, rushes to the rear of the truck, throws open its back door, and hooks the ramp in place. He hops up into the bay of the truck, and with some effort uses a dolly to wheel something down the ramp and maneuver it into the clubhouse. The person-sized cargo is covered with a sheet. *
Greetings, all! I have come up with something that might interest you! No, not a plasma TV!
* With a flourish, The Real Me pulls the sheet from the object, revealing it to be a humanoid robot made of metal and plastic. *
I present to you my own invention, the Mechana-Cabana-Boy 3000. Not only have I programmed in all of Asmiov’s Three Laws of Robotics (even the first one), but he also speaks with the voice of Alan Tudyk!
I call him “Sparky,” due to an unfortunate circuit-breaker incident that occurred during his construction. Happily, I discovered that copper pennies screwed into the fuse receptacles work just fine. In any case, I would expect that Sparky can fulfill the majority of the needs of the regulars here. I leave him to you! Good day!
* With that, The Real Me climbs back into the driver seat of the truck and speeds away, dragging the forgotten ramp behind. *
The Real Me
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Ok, yeah, thats better then a tv.
"Hey sparky, will YOU give me a Hard lemonaide?"
*the robot looks Ebo up and down and says* "No."
Damn technology, at least its a good hammock rocker.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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i say we keep ya! You're darn handy to have around and real friendly like.
twg smiles and hands trm a frozen lemonade. Cheers! Salut! and Sit down, relax, I'll push you for a while.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
TRM,
You should probably check the archives to read the original threads. The gays, umm, I mean GUYS, have their own clubhouse. It's just that ours was better and the guys started hanging out in it and we decided to let them stay if they performed certain....services... for us.
Oh, so the name "NOT a Guy/Girl Clubhouse" is not related to a gender confusion issue over Ebo, but is intended to be the "Not a Guy, but RATHER a Girl Clubhouse"?
* The Real Me nods. *
Yes, that makes some sense, now.
* Suddenly, The Real Me is startled, and looks about for Ebo. *
Oh, Ebo, I must hasten to add that I myself have never mistaken you for a boy. After all, I go to the third dentist. But I am aware of others having had that problem in the past.
Quote:
Should you no longer wish to....service....us, you may leave, with no penalty for early withdrawal. See how nice we are?
Mal-licious
* The Real Me ponders this carefully and realizes that, even considering the slavery issues, this is the best offer he has had in YEARS! The Real Me bows. *
Mal-licious, I am at your... service!
* The Real Me straightens up and looks thoughtful. *
But I don't have to call you "Mistress", do I?
The Real Me
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Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
i say we keep ya! You're darn handy to have around and real friendly like.
twg smiles and hands trm a frozen lemonade. Cheers! Salut! and Sit down, relax, I'll push you for a while.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
* Overcome with emotion, The Real Me rubs a single manly tear from his right eye. *
Thanks, TWG!
* The Real Me takes a bite out of his frozen lemonade, climbs up into a hammock, and relaxes. *
I think I'm going to like it here.
The Real Me
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*twg peaks in thru the door to see everyone swaying gently and napping. sigh. twg dashes around to make sure all the occupants are okay.
you all are so cute and angelic.
I was stopping by to mix up some margaritas, but it can wait until after siesta.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:Quote:
Should you no longer wish to....service....us, you may leave, with no penalty for early withdrawal. See how nice we are?
Mal-licious
* The Real Me ponders this carefully and realizes that, even considering the slavery issues, this is the best offer he has had in YEARS! The Real Me bows. *
Mal-licious, I am at your... service!
* The Real Me straightens up and looks thoughtful. *
But I don't have to call you "Mistress", do I?
The Real Me
TRM,
Nah. You don't HAVE TO. But once in a while wouldn't kill you, would it?
Mal-licious
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Oh, so the name "NOT a Guy/Girl Clubhouse" is not related to a gender confusion issue over Ebo, but is intended to be the "Not a Guy, but RATHER a Girl Clubhouse"?
* The Real Me nods. *
Yes, that makes some sense, now.
Now wait, i don't think thats right. Lemme give you the REAL history (well, as real as its gonna get anyway). It all started back when i got called a boy a few to many times (I probably wouldn't care that much, except i got called a boy a lot in real life when i was little, and i harbored some resentment). Anyhoo, I started makin some noise about this and Mal and some other girls joined me, and the "I am NOT a guy clubhouse" was born.
Then the boys found out how much fun we were having and made their OWN "I am NOT a girl clubhouse." Theres was even better then ours untill we stole their TV.
Then both clubhouses were inexplicable abandoned, and we all went on to...differnt, less fun, things.
Then (stop me if i'm wrong mal), Mal wanted to reivive the clubhouse thing, and she blened them together to make the "Forgoton NOT a girl/guy clubhouse" And this is what we got.
That wasn't very interesting was it.
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* Suddenly, The Real Me is startled, and looks about for Ebo. *
Oh, Ebo, I must hasten to add that I myself have never mistaken you for a boy. After all, I go to the third dentist. But I am aware of others having had that problem in the past.
Ah, the third dentest, he's good, but the second dentist will use laughing gas at the drop of a hat. Thats always good.
Now that fifth dentist, he's the one you'll wanna look out for...he can be sneaky and underhanded he can.
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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.
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