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The Forgotten "NOT a Guy/Girl" Clubhouse...

POSTED BY: Malicious
UPDATED: Friday, March 18, 2005 03:03
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Thursday, August 26, 2004 1:07 PM

The sauna is working fine. Just put fresh towels in there as well. I had a bottle of vodka, but I drank it. I'll have to get a few more. And a new pillow for the hammock, it has a weird kinda funky smell to it.

On a good day, hell can look alot like LA.-Playing God

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Thursday, August 26, 2004 4:37 PM

I keep asking for Margaritas (OK, it's been a while now), but my glass isn't getting filled!

We need more minions!!

I'm up for a game of pool -- any takers?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 2:31 AM

I tell you, that eunuch talk scared off all the applicants.

The Real Me

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 3:13 AM

This is me making a grand enterace.

And that girl on the ground over there is me after tripping coming down the stairs while making the grand enterace.

Someone put me in a hammock (hammack? Hammackie? Bloddy hell how do you spell that?), and get me a drink please.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 3:44 AM

Well, since I happen to be around, I'll be glad to help out.

* The Real Me carefully lifts Ebo and places her in some bed-like net thing attached to the wall. *

And to be polite, here is something to drink.

* The Real Me hands Ebo some of Channain's wine -- non-alcholic variety -- as he recalls that Ebo is probably not yet of drinking age. *

But please understand that I'm not a MINION.



The Real Me

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 5:02 AM

Ebo mumbles that although she is not quite of drinking age, she would very much love a hard lemonaide. Please?

Many thanks to TheRealMe, we defanitly need some minions who actually do some work around here.

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Four out of five dentists reccomend calling Ebo a girl.

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 5:20 AM

A hard lemonaide? Sure!

* The Real Me goes to the freezer, pulls out a can of frozen lemonaide concentrate, and hands it to Ebo. *

There! Frozen rock hard!

The Real Me

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Saturday, August 28, 2004 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
A hard lemonaide? Sure!

* The Real Me goes to the freezer, pulls out a can of frozen lemonaide concentrate, and hands it to Ebo. *

There! Frozen rock hard!

The Real Me



roflmao

sweet deal at work on pillows, so I picked up a few: squishy pillows, deck pillows, floor pillows, and fuzzy pillows. So have a seat and relax.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

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Sunday, August 29, 2004 12:50 AM

Ahhh, a nice relaxing day at the clubhouse. I think we should all have our very own hammock. We can stack them, like Gilligan and the Skipper's....

Hey, can someone swing me--ever so gently---sos I can nap? Thanks.

Mal-licious

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Sunday, August 29, 2004 7:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

roflmao




Hmmmm...

* The Real Me studies the situation. *

Logically, if she is "ROF", then it appears that ThatWeirdGirl has fallen out of her hammock.

* The Real Me picks up ThatWeirdGirl and puts her back into her hammock. Then he looks about, shrugs, and gives Mal-licious a gentle push. *

Say, do I get PAID for this?


The Real Me

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