Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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Hair can be scarier than pain.
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Top Ten Things I learned from "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
1. What the hell are they feeding the women on Triumph? Cause, I'm about to charter a ship and head for the wilderness!
2. Handcrafted Rain Sticks...Never as good as a woman.
3. Naming a gun and dressing it in space suits is really no excuse to refer to it in the first person. Unless you're Jayne, and probably sleep with it.
4. While Wash may have wanted to be a butler at some point in his life, Saffron will not let anyone get Mal's cider but her.
5. Don't tell people you don't kiss 'em on the mouth if you're going to turn around and do it again in another episode.
6. Calling the captain a "fink" in Chinese is really, really hard to translate.
7. Made yourself ready? How exactly did you do that?
8. Hey! Captain Stupidpants! The space hooker did NOT kiss the con lady! SHE KISSED YOU! Moron.
9. When the Shepherd asks for an encyclopedia...unpleasantness ensues.
10. When the Captain asks for your real name...LOOK OUT!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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One thing I learned from JaynesTown
Doctors aren't interested in buying mud.
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What I learned from watching Firefly
Doctors don't talk well to girls unless their drunk. (Jaynestown)
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1) Crow likes to stand in the door to say, "Boo!"
2) If River tears a symbol out of your book, it turns to paper.
3) When you've crossed the magistrate of mud-central, it's best to hurry up and get on with your eerie-assed day.
4) If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.
5) A shot of adrenaline to the heart cures blood loss.
6) Mal does the job, then he gets paid.
7) If reavers aren't chasing you, they are probably not hungry.
8) Wash knows all the steps.
9) Zoe likes a dress with some slink.
10) The red couple doesn't do much; it just tends to muck up the works when it gets tacked.
11) Book has some nice sermons prepared -- one has lepers.
12) Jayne saw that coming.
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- Sometimes thing gets broke can't be fixed.
- It's hard to lok respectable when wearing tight-pants.
- A Companion doesn't kiss and tell.
- Jayne can be useful when getting into trouble but don't let him take over.
- Space bugs bite.
Umm... I ran out of ideas for now.
So that's all.
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This weekend I learned there's nothing better than watching your friends fall in love with the show right in front of you.
They were willing to watch the pilot movie just to be polite and ended up watching the whole series inside of 48 hrs.
When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"
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Ok, although it seems the thread fell asleep I want to say what I learned from FF that was not already mentioned before:
Spaceships have toilets!
(actually FF was the first show where I actually saw someone use a toilet or even have the need to do it :) )
Keep flying,
Gavida
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No, I think that the ground-breaking space toilet scene was in a men's room on Babylon 5. Though, technically, you could claim that Babylon 5 was a space station, not a space ship.
Hmmmm...
Sptoilet?
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