A Browncoat sex poll (not for kids- R rated!!)
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Saturday, August 7, 2010 20:09
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
"One of??" Am I the only one here who only has ONE account as of this moment?
You have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
I'm Batman.
I'm Gumby, dammit!
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And wouldn't you like to know, poor little shmuck ?
Not that I'd tell ya, since if you ever have taken the Samaya you've surely violated it in my sight, and I'd not share outside the circle regardless.
Still, it amuses me to torment you with the knowledge that everyone BUT you has a pretty good idea - maybe if you actually got something other than your hand you'd understand.
-Frem
I do not serve the Blind God.
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Well, everyone except me. I can safely say everyone and Kaneman has more experience than I do, hand or otherwise.
I understand the food thing more, Frem. Only I don't tend to share my food, either. But if I'm at a restaurant with a friend, and they have fries, they kinda let me mooch them off them, which is awesome. I'm pretty open with my money when people ask, so it's a fair trade.
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Well, despite taking it in very, oh so VERY, different directions, I think we're probably alike in not really viewing the act of sex in the same emotional context as other folk.
You are who ya are, not that it'll ever stop me from kinda-sorta flirting with ya, commonality of thought and belief and all that...
But it's not like it'd BOTHER me, you not having those kinds of interests, I think you take my points as affection and/or "love" being something completely unrelated anyhows, and in ways that just ain't easy to explain to the normals.
Or to the weirdies, if you wanna consider us the normals.
All a matter of perspective, innit ?
-Frem
I do not serve the Blind God.
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Well, despite taking it in very, oh so VERY, different directions, I think we're probably alike in not really viewing the act of sex in the same emotional context as other folk.
Hooo yeah... If that conversation with Iremist up above isn't a perfect example, I don't know what is. Actually, I really would like to know why I get that response from people. She's not the first person on the internet I've encountered who's all "love and passion and desire, yippee!" and me all "..." and butted heads with them over it.
I've mentioned the girl at the other board I used to go to, she was a paladin-type, but even more fundamental than that was this one little thing we never saw eye to eye on. Her opinion on my "frigidness" and aromantic nature touched off animosity long before she started acting out her pally tendencies.
For the record, though, Frem, you might not wanna flirt with me, based on certain things you've told me about certain age-related situations.
Bah, flirting, that's another thing that's hard for me to be comfortable with. I'd prefer to cut the crap and just be seen as one of the lads, it works better that way.
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Ah yes, Paladin-baiting... ummm, ohh, ok, let's NOT go there, wrong topic, hahahahaha.
Man, I could tell ya stories!
Ok, well, since that was offtopic, I'll throw in this one, which kinda is...
You know them gravity boot things, that whole (idiotic and discredited) hang upside down for your health thing, right ?
Well, given the topic, let's just say that no matter what it's actually rated for, that bar will NOT support the weight of two people even if they do weigh less than 250lbs total, and I found that out the hard way at a very inopportune moment...
Coitus Interruptus meets Coitus Concussionus, one could say.
-Frem
I do not serve the Blind God.
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Wait... but how.....
See, I don't get how that could be fun, or even interesting.
Just frustrating and difficult.
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Wulf, there's only one possible response to that.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeadTiltinglyKinky
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Originally posted by beatupplenty:
I got a question for chrisisall. What if your wife were to find this thread? Won't she be mad?
I already read it and found the whole thing quite amusing. I've cautioned the man, though, that he's in danger of revealing his secret identity (Greek god, starts with a "D") and that he should pull the cloak back around him before more nymphs start breaking down the door.
The laughing Chrisisall
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