A Browncoat sex poll (not for kids- R rated!!)
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Saturday, August 7, 2010 20:09
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Then you are a rare breed and much to be treasured Chris. I've never been that lucky with a male. Your partner must rejoice (or if she doesn't, SHOULD!).
You have my deepest sympathy, Mincing, since it seems you don't enjoy it. Sex is FUN...and if pleasure is finite, does that mean we shouldn't seek it?? Kind of self-defeating, isn't that?
Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off 
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Ooops, double post.
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I think Tenacious D has it about right. Every encounter should have it's own dynamics and what is right one time might not be good the next.
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Originally posted by AURaptor:
HA! Good one.
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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left
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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
Someone must represent the position that coitus, in addition to being icky, is a zero sum game. Pleasure is finite. If you're enjoying your friction and mucus (that's all sex is, but for VD), then the person unfortunate enough to be having coitus with you isn't. Hence, to be fair, neither you nor your partner should enjoy it.
Unfortunately, your experiments and observations have led you astray. Try communicating with your test subjects sometime. Separate human beings don't share nerve endings, so it's possible that one might have some enjoyment without subtracting from that of their partner.
My studies have also concluded that it is gross, however, so you're not too far off the mark. I've also learned that this now inexplicably widespread practice was copped from a reproductive function, now rarely used for that intention. Only mutualism keeps them at it and from extinction, and so keeps the population awash with midges that will eventually form cocoons and emerge in the adult form. Were it not for mutualism, I imagine they wouldn't bother and would all find something better to do, like post on the internet.
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My research confirms that human beings don't share nerve endings, but for the Corsican twins. This is as it should be, because if I shared nerve endings with Wulf, for example, I would be unable to resist constantly attacking my nads. Yes, it would hurt me, but it would hurt him, too, and that's the point.
But sex is more than nerve endings--and the nerve endings involved can be enjoyed without a partner. Sex has a psychological component, and this psychological pleasure is finite. There is no greater turn off than your partner having lots of fun. Its distracting and awkward and unwholesome.
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Ah. I find your follow-up explanation thoroughly adequate, and entirely consistent with the standard taboo against fun.
I suspect though that the subjects would have a different explanation, and I thought the primary objective was to try to understand the human perspective. Being that, in the past, imposing outsider perspective on the subject groups has resulted in inadequate predictions of behaviour.
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Originally posted by mincingbeast:
Sex has a psychological component, and this psychological pleasure is finite. There is no greater turn off than your partner having lots of fun. Its distracting and awkward and unwholesome.
Your research is massively flawed, I suggest resetting the parameters and re-doing the experiment *only this time* try to shut your self-fucking overanalyizing brain off and try just enjoying SOMETHING for a change! I suggest mood altering paraphanalia as that is your only hope...
Good Luck, for you will need it...
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Sex is like pizza, when it's hot and messy, it's the best. Even when it's cold and quick it's still pretty filling...
I still love it. EVERY...DAMN...TIME. Even when things go wrong or we get interupted. Don't much care who gets theirs or when, 'cause we love each other and we both want >us< to be happy!
Here's to you hubby! 
Only eight more days 'till school starts!
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me thinks mincing beast is bitter about something going badly for him.
"...we need a hood ornament..."
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